Scottish McMafia Order on Trump Sought

(Yahoo! News)

Scottish McMafia Order on Trump sought
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Scammer caught; thus do monitor profits

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Cal. Dixie Fire Exploded

(The Hill)

Cal. Dixie Fire Exploded
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A peril (C-dioxide) flexed

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President Biden’s Lawless Eviction Ban

(The Wall Street Journal)

President Biden’s Lawless Eviction Ban
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penniless deadbeats, now vincible, stir

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IRS must turn over Trump tax returns to Congress, DoJ says

(The Guardian)

“Access to former President Trump’s tax returns is a matter of national security. The American people deserve to know the facts of his troubling conflicts of interest and undermining of our security and democracy as president.”
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Nancy Pelosi sneers, criticises the irascible, moronic former POTUS, an astoundingly consummate criminal. The corrupt tax evader tyrannised the US interests. Democrats want fucked up fated fat ferret offender to go to prison

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London's promised Hill with a View

(The New York Times)

London's promised Hill with a View
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I'm pissed L-town had no view or hill

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Jared Kushner set to move away from politics and launch investment firm

(The Guardian)

Jared Kushner set to move away from politics and launch investment firm
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Hmm, a stout annoyed father-in-law Trump overreacts, vilifies, condemns JK

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Refuse shot and die

(CNN)

Refuse shot and die
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Throes end us. I fade ...

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Man fails to walk on water

(The New York Times)

Man fails to walk on water
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It's not normal, a weak flaw

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Fury in Greece after an island's mascot seal is killed with a spear gun

(Euro News)

Fury in Greece after an island's mascot seal is killed with a spear gun
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Um, a sadist, a sick, unfeeling twerp’s shot a rare, friendly, angelic seal

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Gunman "Bricked" to Death at Party

(INSERT_NEWSPAPER_NAME)

Gunman "Bricked" to Death at Party
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Kid caught; rampant battery done

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Girls' team fined for not wearing bikini bottoms

(National Public Radio)
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Girls' team fined for not wearing bikini bottoms
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Fat men want to ogle firm bodies or string bikini

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Teen gets facefull of seagull

Teen gets facefull of seagull
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Cute gal felt seagull offense

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Mississippi asks US Supreme Court to overturn Roe v Wade

(NBC News)

Mississippi asks US Supreme Court to overturn Roe v Wade
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MS advocates, "O, I suppress women. I pursue virtue ... (or skirts)"

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Tom Brady cracks joke about election denial

(CNN)

Tom Brady cracks joke about election denial
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Buccaneer joy knocked. Tom's aboil. Alt rt. idea?

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The person to ‘weaken’ America: what the Kremlin papers said about Trump

(The Guardian)

Russia released a report titled “…on strengthening the state and stabilising the position of Russia under conditions of external economic constraint”
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As if ruthless totalitarians insisted on experiments to stir, encourage Republicans to endorse, enthrone this f***ing idiotic orange contestant Donald

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CLOSE ENCOUNTER: Shark attacks to be renamed ‘negative encounters’ & ‘bites’ to change deadly predators’ image, say scientists

(The Sun)

Close Encounter: Shark attacks to be renamed ‘negative encounters’ & ‘bites’ to change deadly predators’ image, say scientists
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Be nice and be sympathetic to the detested dangerous stinking sea creatures? Not a very correct analogical assessment, OK

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Climate change: The craft brewery using algae to cut emissions

(BBC)

Climate change: The craft brewery using algae to cut emissions
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Actual technical game! Beer ecosystem touting fresh air swing

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Trump makes Ashli Babbitt, killed in the Capitol riot, into a martyr. Why that's so dangerous.

(NBC News)

Trump makes Ashli Babbitt, killed in the Capitol riot, into a martyr. Why that's so dangerous
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Mr T, I like to think you are a mad, bombastic, bullshitting tyrant. PS, ow, his role’s a death trap

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Death Valley hits one-thirty

(Yahoo! News)
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Death Valley hits one-thirty
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Holy shit! Ventilate dry heat

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Euro 2020 final: It's coming Rome! Italy beat England in shootout

(The New Zealand Herald)

It's coming Rome!
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Grim emoticons 😫😭😤🤬

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