US airline memo to staff: Please don't duct-tape the passengers

(Stuff.co.nz)

US airline memo to staff: Please don't duct-tape the passengers
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So, it’s stating, use handcuffs or sedate temperamental people

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Is he the biggest villain of Afghanistan

(The Times of India)

Is he the biggest villain of Afghanistan
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At big nation's fight, selfish Ghani leave

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Woman using gun's laser sight to play with cat shoots friend

(WBRZ2)

Woman using gun's laser sight to play with cat shoots friend
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What news! A moronic lady puts slug into his groin, gets shaft.

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Priti Patel: 'I don't believe the Taliban on women's rights'

(BBC)

Priti Patel: 'I don't believe the Taliban on women's rights'
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Peril tip! Bemoans the tribal notion as veiled whetting.

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Biden defends Afghanistan policy amid mounting criticism of withdrawal

(NBC News)

“I stand squarely behind my decision“ ~ says Mr Biden, only he is quite candid

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Deathbed confession: kidnappers got off based on a lie

(The New York Times)

Deathbed confession: kidnappers got off based on a lie
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Hack: "I beat dope DA, fed in spin, BS, an' got offenders loose"

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The blame game begins as Afghanistan falls to the Taliban

(Raw Story)

The blame game begins as Afghanistan falls to the Taliban
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Hint: The bias against Afghan females means global battle

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US President's team surprised by rapid Taliban gains in Afghanistan

(Stuff.co.nz)

US President's team surprised by rapid Taliban gains in Afghanistan
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Angry Trump slates naif Biden, disdains bipartisanship guarantees

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Chaos and deaths at Kabul

(USA Today)

Chaos and deaths at Kabul
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thousands had a bleak act

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Ghislaine Maxwell prepared to give evidence on behalf of Prince Andrew

(The New Zealand Herald)

Ghislaine Maxwell is prepared to give evidence on behalf of Prince Andrew
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Venereal grandee craves pedophiliac sex with WAP of feminine blonde girl

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Who is Andrew Cuomo? Once a political star, now fallen from grace

(Newshub)

Who is Andrew Cuomo?
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Who cares? Odium now

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Cuomo resigns as New York governor

(BBC)

Cuomo resigns as New York governor
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Reckon some organs voyeur is wrong!

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Families of 9/11 victims tell Biden not to attend memorial events

(RNZ)

"We cannot in good faith, and with veneration to those lost, sick, and injured, welcome the president to our hallowed grounds until he fulfils his commitment," says the letter from family members, first responders and survivors
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Hmm, Mr Biden, honor the sorry loss of the dead, declassify documents that involve smug Saudi officials, terrorists indeed, traitors who fomented unlawful nine/eleven terrorist hijacks, toppling the monumental Twin Towers

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The full picture of Trump's attempted coup is only starting to emerge

(CNN)

The full picture of Trump's attempted coup is only starting to emerge
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“Tempt us!” - Rosen, Donoghue repel Mr Trump’s pitiful tactic to get fealty

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In Italy, floating fiddle makes test voyage

(Reuters)
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In Italy, floating fiddle makes test voyage
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Take my gifted violin, a totally safe design!

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Tokyo Olympics 2020: Donald Trump blasts US women's football team for taking bronze medal

(The New Zealand Herald)
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"If our soccer team, headed by a radical group of leftist maniacs, wasn't woke, they would have won the gold medal instead of the bronze," the former president said
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Offensive reference, risky tweet when the US was led by a shrewd boldfaced sociopath, that idiot demagogue Mr Donald Trump, a hardcore zealot of Nationalism

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The governors of the 4 largest states in the country are all under fire right now

(CNN)

The governors of the four largest states in the country are all under fire right now
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North, South, East, and West forget feeling sorry, further ignore the real viral count

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Scottish McMafia Order on Trump Sought

(Yahoo! News)

Scottish McMafia Order on Trump sought
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Scammer caught; thus do monitor profits

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Cal. Dixie Fire Exploded

(The Hill)

Cal. Dixie Fire Exploded
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A peril (C-dioxide) flexed

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President Biden’s Lawless Eviction Ban

(The Wall Street Journal)

President Biden’s Lawless Eviction Ban
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penniless deadbeats, now vincible, stir

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