Spanish bishop Xavier Novell quits for life with erotic-satanic fiction writer Silvia Caballol

(The Times)

A Spanish bishop Xavier Novell quits the priesthood for life with erotic-satanic fiction writer Senora Silvia Caballol
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Plaintive lesson, harsh vilification, reprobation as Catholic exorcist has risque affair with lewd potboiler novelist

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Jean-Paul Belmondo obituary

(The Guardian)

The great actor Jean-Paul Belmondo dies
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Ah, reputed to be Gallic James Dean, or not

The great French actor Jean-Paul Belmondo has died
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Ah, perfect hot Gallic James Dean and true Bond hero

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Six Palestinians Tunnel Their Way Out of Israeli Prison

Six Palestinians Tunnel Their Way Out of Israeli Prison
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prisoners unite, warily exit pen isolation as hunt fails

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After Wildfire Thousands Return To Smoke-Choked Tahoe

(National Public Radio)

After Wildfire Thousands Return To Smoke-Choked Tahoe
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It took homes; red fucker airflow threatened thousands

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Capitol riot: 'QAnon Shaman' pleads guilty in federal court

(BBC)

Capitol riot: 'QAnon Shaman' pleads guilty in federal court
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Fact: Phoney Donald Trump’s a Quisling clone, a traitor, a lie
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Quite malign paranoid troll, painted face, horns, lousy act

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Massive solar storm likely to hit Earth, may cause global Internet meltdown

(Zee News)

Massive solar storm likely to hit Earth, may cause global Internet meltdown
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Lethal molecular waves to strike at my home - may bring total online distress

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Woman jailed for walking in Yellowstone

(The New York Times)

Woman jailed for walking in Yellowstone
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Wow! I don' lie. Gal was mainly jerk, not felon.

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Oklahoma hospitals deluged by ivermectin overdoses, doctor says

(The Guardian)

Oklahoma hospitals deluged by ivermectin overdoses, doctor says
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Sick ‘healers’ believe a dodgy horse nostrum stops Covid malady too

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Taliban claim to take Panjshir

(NBC News)

Taliban claim to take Panjshir ~ jail inhabitants, lock 'em apart

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Donald Trump reportedly planning to announce 2024 presidential run 'any day now'

(The New Zealand Herald)

Donald Trump is reportedly planning to announce presidential campaign run 'any day now'
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Oppugnant and lewdly insane tyrannical gerrymanderer and platitudinous nincompoop

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This is the last American soldier to leave Afghanistan

(CBS News)

Anya Taylor-Joy lived off 'Diet Coke, cigarettes, coffee' on Queen's Gambit

(MSN)

Anya Taylor-Joy lived on 'Diet Coke, cigarettes, coffee'
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A clear-eyed edgy victory took a caffeine jolt on site.

Anya Taylor-Joy lived off 'Diet Coke, cigarettes, coffee' on Queen's Gambit
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Actor seeks alert effective mood on liquid caffeine jag, yet not by yoga.

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Elizabeth Holmes plans to blame Sunny Balwani

(National Public Radio)

Elizabeth Holmes plans to blame Sunny Balwani
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Has-been Nazi woman's lamentable bullshit ploy

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Charlie Watts obituary

(The Guardian)

Obituary for Charlie Watts, the drummer in The Rolling Stones
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Tribute for who? One stellar musician or rhythm artist - legend!

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Turkey says Taliban wants it to run airport

(The Times of India)

Turkey says Taliban wants it to run airport
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Istanbul takes a rutty, torn airstrip? No way

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Parasite drug ivermectin

(Miami Herald)

Parasite drug ivermectin
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eating part is vice ... murder?

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Coronavirus | There is no vaccine shortage, says Health Ministry

(The Hindu)

Coronavirus | There is no vaccine shortage, says Health Ministry
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Inoculation shots in arms? No scarcity, I have hearty reserves : GH
(GH = Government Hospital)

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The ‘pin top’: latest summer trend suggests it’s curtains for modesty

(The Guardian)

Gov. Cuomo decries 'unfair' treatment

(New York Post)

Gov. Cuomo decries 'unfair' treatment
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O, nefarious Democrat term given cut

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Trump's conduct needs a federal investigation

(CNN)

Trump's conduct needs a federal investigation
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Designated furtive copulater, snidest conman
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Need facts? Despot a devout criminal insurgent

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