Shakira successfully ‘confronted’ wild boars after they 'attacked' her alongside son and took bag

(Stuff.co.nz)

Shakira successfully ‘confronted’ wild boars after they 'attacked' her alongside son and took bag
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LOL! One of the black hogs was that old rake and seducer, Tony Crafter - sad knob’s in a crafty disguise

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(National Public Radio)

Fiftieth anniversary couple die in derailment
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Ah, fueled train tips in fiery reaction (men lived)

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Brian Laundrie: "Turn yourself in."

(Yahoo! News)
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Brian Laundrie: "Turn yourself in"
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Boy, return. Runnin' is failure, lad

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Government shutdown looms

(UPMatters)

Government shutdown looms
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Gov. men, hoodlums, went "Snort!"

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Trump denies report he considered assassinating Julian Assange

(The Independent)

“As an American citizen, I find it absolutely outrageous that our government would be contemplating kidnapping or assassinating somebody without any judicial process simply because he had published truthful information”
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Lawyer Barry Pollack, commented on dumb Trump’s unctuous statement, if it is true, about a crazy allegation the CIA had supposedly wanted to poison, bomb or shanghai his fugitive client Julian Assange in prison - oh, is undignified

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Angela Merkel: A career in pictures

(BBC)

Angela Merkel: A career in pictures
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An image: Parakeets encircle ruler

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German elections: Voters decide who will take charge after Merkel

(BBC)

German elections: Voters decide who will take charge after Merkel
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We’d like thermal order - tackle climate change, vote for wise Greens

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Oleksandr Usyk defeats Anthony Joshua to claim world heavyweight title

(The Guardian)

Oleksandr Usyk defeats Anthony Joshua to claim world heavyweight title
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The chiseled Ukrainian won, has fought very well today, almost KO’d testy AJ

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Bitcoin plummets after China cryptocurrency crackdown

(CNN)

Bitcoin plummets after China cryptocurrency crackdown
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China putdown cry: "It's a contemptible crock 'farm currency!'"

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Huawei Exec Meng agrees to admit fraud

(The New York Times)

Huawei Exec Meng agrees to admit fraud
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Smug woman caught, freed, i.e., exited area

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US removes migrants from Texas border camp, begins flights to Haiti

(Reuters)

United States Department of Homeland Security
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Uneasy truth: detects men and families to deport

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Durst Found Guilty of Murder

(The New York Times)

Durst Found Guilty of Murder
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F.U., Old Timer, ruddy fungus. Rot!

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Texas Doctor Defies New Anti-abortion Law

(The New York Times)

Texas Doctor Defies New Anti-abortion Law
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Braid: "I do fetal exits, no sweat, an' not cower"

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Canine with 13-Inch Ears Breaks the Guinness World Record for Longest Ears on a Dog

(People)

Canine with 13-inch ears breaks the Guinness World Record for longest ears on a dog
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Hound, age 3, was #1 winner listed for her "danglers" in research book section. Congrats!

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Faroe Islands' dolphin massacre this year the biggest yet

(Newshub)

The Faroe Islands' dolphin massacre
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Madness - fear sadistic harpoon hell

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Miss Ireland Pamela Uba: I grew up in Direct Provision, I've worked for everything I have

(Irish Examiner)
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Miss Ireland Pamela Uba = Miss Panama Bella Durie = Miss Albania Pearl Demu

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Miss Ireland Pamela Uba = Pleasurable madam is in = Maid is pleasurable, man

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Taliban leaders in bust-up at presidential palace, sources say

(BBC)

Taliban leaders in bust-up at presidential palace, sources say
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Yep, alas unpredictable trouble, tussles in a satanic paradise

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Why North Korea keeps launching missiles

(BBC)

Why North Korea keeps launching missiles
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Wrecker Kim loses his shit… any plan enough!

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Two politicians campaign to become France's first female leader

(The New Zealand Herald)

The French presidency: Two politicians campaign to become France's first female leader
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Contest’s epic between chic left Mayor of Paris and a self-comedic far-right Marine Le Pen

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Emma Raducanu makes tennis history with US Open final win

(The Guardian)

Emma Raducanu makes tennis history with US Open final win
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Was one assured masterful champion we think in unanimity

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