Humans could do nothing if aliens invade earth in UFOs, says top expert

(International Business Times)

Humans could do nothing if aliens invade earth in UFOs, says top expert
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A fulminant virus’s here and you can’t stop it expanding. So, fools die, heh?

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Detectives claim to have found identity of Zodiac Killer

(The New Zealand Herald)

Detectives claim to have found identity of the Zodiac Killer
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Odd if they omit evidence that villain’s face like Ted Cruz too

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(BBC)

Trump must give documents to Capitol riot probe - Biden
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Motto/verdict: mogul baited puppets’ mob insurrection

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How do astronauts do laundry in space?

(The Times of India)

How do astronauts do laundry in space?
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Don’t they unwrap, rid, do sauna, cool ass?

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In pictures: The life of Ndakasi, a gorilla who went viral

(BBC)
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In pictures: The life of Ndakasi, a gorilla who went viral
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Oh wow!! That rural ape standing like civilian for selfie

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Californians make water from air

(AP News)

Californians make water from air
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a familiar frame, containers, work!

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Federal judge bars Texas anti-abortion Law

(CBS News)

Federal judge bars Texas anti-abortion Law
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A saint fixed barbarous jolt law generated

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Brian Laundrie search

(Deseret News)
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Brian Laundrie search
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Hides near rural cabin?

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Kellogg's US cereal plant workers go on strike

(Reuters)

Kellogg's cereal factory employees go on strike
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Yes, geeks in my college regret a Froot Loops lack!

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PCR test kit orders DOUBLED in Wuhan seven months BEFORE first reported Covid case in fresh evidence that China covered up early spread

(Daily Mail)

It is fresh evidence that China covered up early spread
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Apparently craftiest horrid Chinese have deceived us

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(The New Yorker)

Trump Claims He Won German Election
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Liar! Hmm, US agree - incompetent clown

Trump Claims He Won German Election
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Complete liar! Mean scum in the wrong!

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Shakira successfully ‘confronted’ wild boars after they 'attacked' her alongside son and took bag

(Stuff.co.nz)

Shakira successfully ‘confronted’ wild boars after they 'attacked' her alongside son and took bag
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LOL! One of the black hogs was that old rake and seducer, Tony Crafter - sad knob’s in a crafty disguise

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(National Public Radio)

Fiftieth anniversary couple die in derailment
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Ah, fueled train tips in fiery reaction (men lived)

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Brian Laundrie: "Turn yourself in."

(Yahoo! News)
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Brian Laundrie: "Turn yourself in"
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Boy, return. Runnin' is failure, lad

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Government shutdown looms

(UPMatters)

Government shutdown looms
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Gov. men, hoodlums, went "Snort!"

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Trump denies report he considered assassinating Julian Assange

(The Independent)

“As an American citizen, I find it absolutely outrageous that our government would be contemplating kidnapping or assassinating somebody without any judicial process simply because he had published truthful information”
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Lawyer Barry Pollack, commented on dumb Trump’s unctuous statement, if it is true, about a crazy allegation the CIA had supposedly wanted to poison, bomb or shanghai his fugitive client Julian Assange in prison - oh, is undignified

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Angela Merkel: A career in pictures

(BBC)

Angela Merkel: A career in pictures
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An image: Parakeets encircle ruler

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German elections: Voters decide who will take charge after Merkel

(BBC)

German elections: Voters decide who will take charge after Merkel
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We’d like thermal order - tackle climate change, vote for wise Greens

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Oleksandr Usyk defeats Anthony Joshua to claim world heavyweight title

(The Guardian)

Oleksandr Usyk defeats Anthony Joshua to claim world heavyweight title
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The chiseled Ukrainian won, has fought very well today, almost KO’d testy AJ

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Bitcoin plummets after China cryptocurrency crackdown

(CNN)

Bitcoin plummets after China cryptocurrency crackdown
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China putdown cry: "It's a contemptible crock 'farm currency!'"

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