Colin Powell: Remembering the man and his love for America

(The Hill)

Colin Powell: Remembering the man and his love for America
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Gentleman, firmer commander, inviolable hero. How special!

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California mom hosted teen sex parties

(Yahoo! News)

California mom hosted teen sex parties
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Pederast minx, i.e. "social" mother, not safe

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Meteorite Lands on Woman’s Bed

(The New York Times)

Meteorite Lands on Woman’s Bed ~ raises notable new odd moment

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(San Francisco Chronicle)

One-ton gourd wins contest
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contents grown on outside

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Life's a Bitche for French town censored by Facebook

(The Times of India)

Life's a Bitche for French town censored by Facebook
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Folk won’t concede for ‘chat snobbery’ beef. Fais Chier!

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Jon Gruden, Raiders' coach, ousted

(The New York Times)

Jon Gruden, Raiders' coach, ousted ~ undergoes scorched adjuration

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Humans could do nothing if aliens invade earth in UFOs, says top expert

(International Business Times)

Humans could do nothing if aliens invade earth in UFOs, says top expert
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A fulminant virus’s here and you can’t stop it expanding. So, fools die, heh?

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Detectives claim to have found identity of Zodiac Killer

(The New Zealand Herald)

Detectives claim to have found identity of the Zodiac Killer
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Odd if they omit evidence that villain’s face like Ted Cruz too

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(BBC)

Trump must give documents to Capitol riot probe - Biden
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Motto/verdict: mogul baited puppets’ mob insurrection

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How do astronauts do laundry in space?

(The Times of India)

How do astronauts do laundry in space?
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Don’t they unwrap, rid, do sauna, cool ass?

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In pictures: The life of Ndakasi, a gorilla who went viral

(BBC)
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In pictures: The life of Ndakasi, a gorilla who went viral
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Oh wow!! That rural ape standing like civilian for selfie

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Californians make water from air

(AP News)

Californians make water from air
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a familiar frame, containers, work!

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Federal judge bars Texas anti-abortion Law

(CBS News)

Federal judge bars Texas anti-abortion Law
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A saint fixed barbarous jolt law generated

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Brian Laundrie search

(Deseret News)
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Brian Laundrie search
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Hides near rural cabin?

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Kellogg's US cereal plant workers go on strike

(Reuters)

Kellogg's cereal factory employees go on strike
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Yes, geeks in my college regret a Froot Loops lack!

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PCR test kit orders DOUBLED in Wuhan seven months BEFORE first reported Covid case in fresh evidence that China covered up early spread

(Daily Mail)

It is fresh evidence that China covered up early spread
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Apparently craftiest horrid Chinese have deceived us

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(The New Yorker)

Trump Claims He Won German Election
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Liar! Hmm, US agree - incompetent clown

Trump Claims He Won German Election
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Complete liar! Mean scum in the wrong!

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Shakira successfully ‘confronted’ wild boars after they 'attacked' her alongside son and took bag

(Stuff.co.nz)

Shakira successfully ‘confronted’ wild boars after they 'attacked' her alongside son and took bag
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LOL! One of the black hogs was that old rake and seducer, Tony Crafter - sad knob’s in a crafty disguise

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(National Public Radio)

Fiftieth anniversary couple die in derailment
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Ah, fueled train tips in fiery reaction (men lived)

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Brian Laundrie: "Turn yourself in."

(Yahoo! News)
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Brian Laundrie: "Turn yourself in"
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Boy, return. Runnin' is failure, lad

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