Theatre legend Stephen Sondheim dies, aged 91

(Newshub)

Theatre legend Stephen Sondheim
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This god, he penned eternal themes

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Woman found ‘breastfeeding cat’ onboard flight in front of horrified passengers, cabin crew messages reveal

(The Sun)

Woman found ‘breastfeeding cat’ onboard
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A wounding aberrant bosom act offended

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Trump investigation enters crucial phase

(The New Zealand Herald)

Trump investigation enters crucial phase
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True - put vile cheating scamster in a prison

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Hong Kong launches wild boar hunt

(NBC News)

Hong Kong launches wild boar hunt
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He thinks,"Gun down local urban hog"

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Kyle Rittenhouse, American Vigilante

(The New Yorker)

Kyle Rittenhouse, American vigilante
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Tragic event in Kenosha. Um, reality/lie?

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Trump Announces $230 Picture Book to Fleece Dumbasses in Time for Christmas

(The Daily Beast)

Trump Announces $230 Picture Book to Fleece Dumbasses in Time for Christmas
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Memento’s furore - incompetent bumbler, sociopath, narcissist fucked USA

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Alec Baldwin sued over shooting gun

(The Hill)

Alec Baldwin sued over shooting gun
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Show's actor believing gun unloaded

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Ex-White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci unloads on Donald Trump

(The New Zealand Herald)

“He is a terrible human being totally unqualified to be president. He's a domestic terrorist. He literally tried to start an insurrection”
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A tiny, quarrelsome, irrational dictator seethes, Donald Trump is bitter he irrefutably lost the election. It is heartening Biden rules.

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In Portugal, it's now illegal for your boss to call outside work hours

(CNN)

In Portugal, it's now illegal for your boss to call outside work hours
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So, it is unlawful to control all your poor gig workers, as it should be!

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Ridley Scott films – ranked!

(The Guardian)

A selection of Ridley Scott films - ranked! 1. Alien 2. Blade Runner 3. The Duellists 4. Thelma and Louise 5. All the Money in the World 6. Gladiator 7. The Martian 8. The Last Duel 9. The Matchstick Men 10. Hannibal

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1. Ooh, her lush feminine handsomeness titillated 2. Batty 3. Keitel 4. Sarandon 5. Abduction 6. Russell Crowe enthralled 7. Matt Damon 8. Matt again 9. Klein 10. Hellishly lethal archfiend Lecter mutilated

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House 6 January panel to issue new round of subpoenas for Trump allies

(The Guardian)

House Six January panel is to issue new round of subpoenas for Trump allies
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More lies, perjury, unusual whoppers and loonie ex-US fantasists - SNAFU, I boo

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No toilet, SpaceX crew using diapers

(ABC News)

No toilet, SpaceX crew using diapers
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XO: "We use nice rectal disposing trap"

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XO is the Executive Officer (#2 officer) on a vessel

The racists next door: Odinshof

(The Sacramento Bee)

The racists next door: Odinshof
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So ex-Nordic host finds hate. Rot!

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Travis Scott concert: Eight dead in 'mass casualty event' at Astroworld Festival

(The New Zealand Herald)
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Travis Scott concert: Eight dead in 'mass casualty event' at Astroworld Festival
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Mr TS’s fated - vocal US attorneys litigate over deaths, want class action verdict

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Democrats pass US$1 trillion infrastructure bill

(Otago Daily Times)

Democrats pass infrastructure bill = Biden trusts Trump’s a farcical loser

The Democrats pass infrastructure bill = Biden reacts - “Ha, fascist ruler Trump lost!”

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Lady Gaga reveals she wore a bulletproof dress to sing at President Biden's inauguration

(MSN)

Lady Gaga reveals she wore a bulletproof dress to sing at President Biden's inauguration
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To be on the safe side, singer guards against violent people (Naturally, "wardrobe" is guards)
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To be on the safer side, a singer's apparel is able to guard against violent underworld guys

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Astronauts made space tacos

(National Public Radio)

Astronauts made space tacos
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Man cuts aerospace tostadas

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Kyle Rittenhouse trial opens

(Insider)

Kyle Rittenhouse trial opens
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a protest, intense hour likely

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COP26: What is it and why is it happening in Glasgow in 2021?

(BBC)

Conference of the Parties, twenty six
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Noteworthy fact – experience in fests!

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Long-tailed bat named winner of Bird of the Year 2021

(Stuff.co.nz)

The New Zealand Bird of the Year results
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Stealthy undersized feral bat won here!

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