Father, son accused of reckless arson

(NBC News)

Father, son accused of reckless arson
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Scandalous offence, shocker arrests

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Army Col. Edward Shames, the last remaining member of World War II's 'Band of Brothers,' dies at 99

(CNN)

Army Colonel Edward Shames has died
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Ah, war’s one sad hell, my comrades died

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Zambia crocodile attack: 'I was very lucky', says Amelie Osborn-Smith

(BBC)

Amelie Osborn-Smith
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Shoreline’s bait, Mom!

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Italian man tries to dodge Covid jab using fake arm

(BBC)

Italian man tries to dodge Covid jab using fake arm
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Take seat, aim…. dodging injection is ‘armful bravado

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Snowed-in at Britain's highest pub for three nights

(BBC)

Snowed-in at Britain's highest pub for three nights
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Big of this bar (pints, gin… shots in) under the weather!

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Lolita Express pilot flew Trump, Bill Clinton for Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein

(Advance Local)

Lolita Express
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Lass exploiter
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Real sexploits

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The DART Kinetic Impactor Spacecraft Launches

(SciTechDaily)

The DART Kinetic Impactor Spacecraft Launches
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Aha! Tested scientific plan: thump rock, trace arc

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Prince Charles Asked About the Skin Color of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's Baby, New Book Claims

(MSN)
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Was Prince Charles the one who wondered about the complexion of Megan and Harry's future children?
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Or, bet the writer ponders how a family friend heard a couple's luncheon exchange...and not much worse!

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Ghislaine Maxwell trial to begin

(USA Today)
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Ghislaine Maxwell trial to begin
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Goal: will examine alibi strength

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Supreme Court considers Roe v. Wade

(National Public Radio)

Supreme Court considers Roe v. Wade
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Is doctor's maneuver power secured?

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Theatre legend Stephen Sondheim dies, aged 91

(Newshub)

Theatre legend Stephen Sondheim
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This god, he penned eternal themes

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Woman found ‘breastfeeding cat’ onboard flight in front of horrified passengers, cabin crew messages reveal

(The Sun)

Woman found ‘breastfeeding cat’ onboard
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A wounding aberrant bosom act offended

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Trump investigation enters crucial phase

(The New Zealand Herald)

Trump investigation enters crucial phase
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True - put vile cheating scamster in a prison

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Hong Kong launches wild boar hunt

(NBC News)

Hong Kong launches wild boar hunt
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He thinks,"Gun down local urban hog"

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Kyle Rittenhouse, American Vigilante

(The New Yorker)

Kyle Rittenhouse, American vigilante
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Tragic event in Kenosha. Um, reality/lie?

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Trump Announces $230 Picture Book to Fleece Dumbasses in Time for Christmas

(The Daily Beast)

Trump Announces $230 Picture Book to Fleece Dumbasses in Time for Christmas
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Memento’s furore - incompetent bumbler, sociopath, narcissist fucked USA

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Alec Baldwin sued over shooting gun

(The Hill)

Alec Baldwin sued over shooting gun
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Show's actor believing gun unloaded

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Ex-White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci unloads on Donald Trump

(The New Zealand Herald)

“He is a terrible human being totally unqualified to be president. He's a domestic terrorist. He literally tried to start an insurrection”
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A tiny, quarrelsome, irrational dictator seethes, Donald Trump is bitter he irrefutably lost the election. It is heartening Biden rules.

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In Portugal, it's now illegal for your boss to call outside work hours

(CNN)

In Portugal, it's now illegal for your boss to call outside work hours
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So, it is unlawful to control all your poor gig workers, as it should be!

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Ridley Scott films – ranked!

(The Guardian)

A selection of Ridley Scott films - ranked! 1. Alien 2. Blade Runner 3. The Duellists 4. Thelma and Louise 5. All the Money in the World 6. Gladiator 7. The Martian 8. The Last Duel 9. The Matchstick Men 10. Hannibal

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1. Ooh, her lush feminine handsomeness titillated 2. Batty 3. Keitel 4. Sarandon 5. Abduction 6. Russell Crowe enthralled 7. Matt Damon 8. Matt again 9. Klein 10. Hellishly lethal archfiend Lecter mutilated

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