Ghislaine Maxwell’s sex-trafficking trial: jury begins deliberations

(The Guardian)

“Maxwell and Epstein were partners,” Moe said. “They were partners in crime who sexually exploited young girls together. “Ladies and gentlemen, when you’re with someone for 11 years, you know what they like. Jeffrey Epstein liked underage girls. He liked to touch underage girls. Maxwell knew it.”
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Frankly they were extremely egregious sexual predators - he was a well heeled sick pedophile, she’s a genteel pimp who meekly kowtowed to him, extraordinarily ungenuine and nonsentient toward unwilling teenager girls. How degenerate. Sick sexual defilements mortify, worry the jury

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Man kicked off plane for using G-string as face mask

(Yahoo! News)

US Capitol rioter gets five year sentence

(CNN)

US Capitol rioter gets five year sentence
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get severe penalty for incite serious act

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Miss Sweden and Bugs Bunny add up to a bad day in court for Ghislaine Maxwell

(The Guardian)

Ghislaine Maxwell spoke to the court to say that the prosecution had not proved their case beyond reasonable doubt, so there was no reason for her to testify. And that was the end of the defence case
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The charlatan lionised hotshot Epstein, blatantly procured teenager hos for sex with the man and the testy bonehead toff aka “Prince Andrew” too. She obfuscates the doodoo - we rest our case, vote YES!

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Pentagon: No US troops to be punished for Afghan drone strike

(BBC)

The US has said no American troops or officials will be held accountable for a drone strike that killed 10 people in Afghanistan in August
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Nonsense! Murderers took fatal shot - a catastrophe, annihilation, a diabolical fuck-up, hellish gaffe, ignoble ineptitude! Cowards! Liars!

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Norway to ban serving of alcohol in bars and restaurants amid Omicron fears

( The Irish Times)

Norway to ban serving of alcohol in bars and restaurants amid Omicron fears
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A waiter says, “No beer!” Nightclub fans roar “No!” Doorman snarls “Ain’t a covid form?”

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Michael Nesmith, singer and guitarist with the Monkees, dies aged 78

(The Guardian)

Michael Nesmith, singer and guitarist with the Monkees, dies aged seventy eight
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Hey, I smiled - uh, the idiot gimmicks, vignettes and shenanigans were the greatest!

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Instagram's Adam Mosseri defends the app

(TechCrunch)

Instagram's Adam Mosseri defends the app
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Afraid app smothers, damages teens' minds

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The Coronavirus Attacks Fat Tissue

(The New York Times)

The Coronavirus Attacks Fat Tissue
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Fatsos incur heaviest rout attacks

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Father, son accused of reckless arson

(NBC News)

Father, son accused of reckless arson
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Scandalous offence, shocker arrests

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Army Col. Edward Shames, the last remaining member of World War II's 'Band of Brothers,' dies at 99

(CNN)

Army Colonel Edward Shames has died
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Ah, war’s one sad hell, my comrades died

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Zambia crocodile attack: 'I was very lucky', says Amelie Osborn-Smith

(BBC)

Amelie Osborn-Smith
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Shoreline’s bait, Mom!

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Italian man tries to dodge Covid jab using fake arm

(BBC)

Italian man tries to dodge Covid jab using fake arm
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Take seat, aim…. dodging injection is ‘armful bravado

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Snowed-in at Britain's highest pub for three nights

(BBC)

Snowed-in at Britain's highest pub for three nights
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Big of this bar (pints, gin… shots in) under the weather!

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Lolita Express pilot flew Trump, Bill Clinton for Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein

(Advance Local)

Lolita Express
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Lass exploiter
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Real sexploits

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The DART Kinetic Impactor Spacecraft Launches

(SciTechDaily)

The DART Kinetic Impactor Spacecraft Launches
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Aha! Tested scientific plan: thump rock, trace arc

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Prince Charles Asked About the Skin Color of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's Baby, New Book Claims

(MSN)
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Was Prince Charles the one who wondered about the complexion of Megan and Harry's future children?
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Or, bet the writer ponders how a family friend heard a couple's luncheon exchange...and not much worse!

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Ghislaine Maxwell trial to begin

(USA Today)
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Ghislaine Maxwell trial to begin
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Goal: will examine alibi strength

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Supreme Court considers Roe v. Wade

(National Public Radio)

Supreme Court considers Roe v. Wade
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Is doctor's maneuver power secured?

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Theatre legend Stephen Sondheim dies, aged 91

(Newshub)

Theatre legend Stephen Sondheim
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This god, he penned eternal themes

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