A Troll Bot Is Ruining Wordle

(Kotaku)

A Troll Bot Is Ruining Wordle
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Louse not writing a droll rib

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French Designer Manfred Thierry Mugler Dies At 73

(Deadline New York)

Manfred Thierry Mugler dies
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Hmm, truly rarefied designer

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Sarah Palin versus New York Times

(Politico)

Sarah Palin versus New York Times
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Woman sues, helps risky narrative

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‘House of Trump is crumbling’: why ex-president’s legal net is tightening

(The Guardian)

‘House of Trump is crumbling’: why ex-president’s legal net is tightening
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Why smug old belligerent unrepentant ex-POTUS is fighting his crimes

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Elza Soares: Tributes as Brazilian samba legend dies aged 91

(Yahoo!)

Tributes as samba legend Elza Soares dies
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Seems to be Brazil salutes as a singer dead

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Three Canadians shot and one killed at upscale Mexican resort

(BBC)

Three Canadians shot and one killed at upscale Mexican resort
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Satanic person and killer’s coldhearted execution’s anathema

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Samsung pulls ad with drag queen after backlash

(BBC)

Samsung pulls ad with drag queen after backlash
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Numskulls dare push agenda, face LGBTQIA’s wrath

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Bat Out of Hell singer Meatloaf has died age 74

(Newshub)

Meat Loaf has died
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Doh, a fatal demise

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"Bosom peril” is not “breast cancer”

(Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists)

"Bosom peril” is not “breast cancer” ~ alas, pens incorrect term; is "boob."

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Apple AirTags - "A perfect tool for stalking"

(BBC)

Apple AirTags - A perfect tool for stalking
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Legal snooper app - traffickers gloat at it!

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Enigma: rare 555-carat black diamond unveiled in Dubai thought to be billions of years old

(The National)
Embed from Getty Images

Enigma
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In a gem

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(The New Zealand Herald)

Ghislaine Maxwell to be sentenced in June
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Duh, eminent ex bewails long jail sentence

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Tesla starts accepting once-joke cryptocurrency Dogecoin

(BBC)

Tesla starts accepting once-joke cryptocurrency Dogecoin
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A secret stock deal opportunity! Reject cynics' concern, agog!

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Prince Andrew loses military titles and use of HRH

(BBC)

Prince Andrew loses military titles and use of HRH
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In a rut, roles simplified. Now stars Andy the lecher!

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Capitol riot: Oath Keepers leader charged with seditious conspiracy

(BBC)

The sedition charge is defined as attempting "to overthrow, put down or to destroy by force the government of the United States"
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Hey to prosecute detested offender, i.e. Trump, he who activated the mob of terrorists and nonentity gangsters to do with voting

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I could have been a racist killer

(BBC)

I could have been a racist killer
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Accuse alien hater over kill bid

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Letter from Palace for toddler who dressed as the Queen for Halloween

(CNN)

Kentucky toddler dressed up as the Queen, who received royal mail a few months later.
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Clearly quite a surprise. Damned cheek. Many [dead] folks would've sent her to The Tower!

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Human receives pig heart

(AP News)

Human receives pig heart = Achieving pure ham reset

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Scientists Unearth Sea Dragon

(Washington Post)

Scientists Unearth Sea Dragon ~ and can sight a true Nessie sort!

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Novak Djokovic: Having Covid gave tennis star vaccine exemption - lawyers

(BBC)

The lawyers are still arguing for Novak Djokovic’s exemption
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All Covid forums agree weightily it’s no joke, prankster “Novax”

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