Chernobyl isn't the biggest nuclear risk. Ukraine's active nuclear power plants are.

(MSN)

Chernobyl doesn't pose the largest nuclear risk
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It's obsolete. Really? Check progress, and then run!

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Guilty pleas tossed in officer slaying

(AP News)

Guilty pleas tossed in officer slaying
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Let's sue, flay cop-slaying fringe idiots

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Metaverse app allows kids into virtual strip clubs

(BBC)

Metaverse app allows kids into virtual strip clubs
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Master visual task! Prowl lit pub, visit pole dancers!

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Mexican Avocado Imports Resume

(USDA)

Mexican Avocado Imports Resume
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Maximum provocation decreases

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Handcuffed Woman Jumps Off Ocean Cruise Ship

(The Daily Beast)

Handcuffed Woman Jumps Off Ocean Cruise Ship
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Was miffed, jumped off in chaos, churns up ocean

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Image: Dave Collier

Cargo Ship Carrying Porsches Caught on Fire, Adrift

(Autoevolution)
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Cargo Ship Carrying Porsches Caught on Fire, Adrift
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I gasp! Rare fancy cars going to horrific crush depth

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Roblox: The children's game with a sex problem

(BBC)

Roblox: The childrens game with a sex problem
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Extra! Home porn shows bright belle climaxed!

Anagram: Mark McNamara
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UC Berkeley must slash new enrollment by a third

(Berkeleyside )

UC Berkeley must slash new enrollment by a third
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Burly Cal must shrink. We'd be smaller, not teeny, eh?

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Prince Andrew has settled his civil sex abuse case with Virginia Giuffre, but his reputation is in tatters

(ABC)

Prince Andrew has settled
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Sets hard precedent in law

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YouTube divers solve cold case mystery

(CNN)

YouTube divers solve cold case mystery
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Mystery evolves to use clues, ID car, body

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(The Guardian)

The Spanish embassy in the Netherlands tweeted: “The death of Rene Robert, who immortalised with his camera all the great artists of flamenco, challenges our collective conscience”
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We let lone old man die from the bitter, lethal cold on a busy Paris street with no mensch offering assistance to aid him. Overwhelming heartless act, eh. Heart aches, clenches, etcetera

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Shasta county to be run by pro-right-wing militia

(The Guardian)

Shasta county to be run by pro-right-wing militia
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Anti-authority hub (or sly nitwits) embracing GOP

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How Trump Coins Became an Internet Sensation

(The New York Times)

How Trump Coins Became an Internet Sensation
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Means ambitions can then sweeten corruption

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Giuliani on game show prompts judges to walk out of taping

(CNN)

Giuliani on game show prompts judges to walk out of taping
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Wow! I am not joking. That odious legal ape-pig of Trump's sung.

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Year of the Tiger symbolizes recovery and growth

(The Santa Fe New Mexican)

Year of the Tiger symbolizes recovery and growth
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Highly better energy, safer motorways, zero COVID!

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Jan 6 committee member: Trump ‘absolutely’ tampering with witnesses

(Politico)

US Capitol riot witness tampering
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Trump steers politics to win again.

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Queen wants Camilla to be known as Queen Consort

(BBC)

Camilla Queen Consort = Or an acquiescent moll?

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Deputies Deface COVID Signs

(LAist)

Deputies Deface COVID Signs
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Gee, fascist dupe, divide cons

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'Son of Omicron': New 'stealth' sub-variant detected in Australia

(Newstalk ZB)

‘Son of Omicron’
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Icon of morons
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Scion of moron
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“So I conform?” No

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Spotify Sides With Joe Rogan Over Neil Young

(The New York Times)

Spotify Sides With Joe Rogan Over Neil Young
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O, now lying seditious pig enjoys favor there

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