An ancient demon spirit may be loose in Japan

(Yahoo! News)

An ancient demon spirit may be loose in Japan
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Ninja peaceably imprisoned in a stone: "Am not!"

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Ukraine War: Russia to sanction New Zealand and Australia after 'unfriendly' response to invasion

(The New Zealand Herald)

Ukraine War: Russia to sanction New Zealand and Australia after 'unfriendly' response to the invasion
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Fuck you Putin! A territorializer, insane villain and an ass (no sense)- end war now, arrest and sue that oaf!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Rasande Tyskar

Human Heads in Box Labeled ‘Exempt Human Specimen’ Stolen from Truck, Police Say

(MSN)

Human heads in box labeled ‘Exempt Human Specimen’ stolen from truck, the police say
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The criminal checks and exposes the extent of dilemma by phone, "Unusual problem, Ma!"

Anagram: Dharam
Image: Agatha

Trainer dies from caffeine overdose

(Yahoo! News)

Trainer dies from caffeine overdose
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Man to die error-driven (coffee is safe!)

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Image: Joanna Penn

Ukraine crisis: The free world fights back against Putin

(BBC)

Ukraine crisis: The free world fights back against Putin
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Note: sinister bastard was huge fucking liar, prick, thief

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: H. Michael Karshis

Russia's Ukraine invasion: 'Akin to declaring war' - Putin hits out at Western sanctions; ceasefire fails as shelling continues

(The New Zealand Herald)

'They are akin to declaring war' - Putin hits out at Western sanctions
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Tactics now help Ukraine to win against rotten hated Russia entry

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alisdare Hickson

Pence: No room in GOP for 'Putin apologists'

(USA Today)

Pence: No room in GOP for 'Putin apologists'
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Oops! No Trump GOP; position f***in' clear gone

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Zelenskiy: no talks with Russia until bombing stops

(Yahoo!)

Zelenskiy: no talks with Russia until bombing stops
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Ukraine wishes to stop killings - blitz's snub to many

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Image: manhhai

Assassination attempt against Zelensky is foiled

(Washington Post)

Assassination attempt against Zelensky is foiled
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Insane saga: nasty idiots fantasize steps to kill me.

Anagram: Rosie Perera
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Multidimensional Anger Test

(The Sun)

Multidimensional Anger Test
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Outsmart indignant me? I’ll see!

Anagram: Mark McNamara
Image: Anne

Chernobyl isn't the biggest nuclear risk. Ukraine's active nuclear power plants are.

(MSN)

Chernobyl doesn't pose the largest nuclear risk
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It's obsolete. Really? Check progress, and then run!

Anagram: Dharam
Image: Mike Liu

Guilty pleas tossed in officer slaying

(AP News)

Guilty pleas tossed in officer slaying
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Let's sue, flay cop-slaying fringe idiots

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Image: Dennis Sylvester Hurd

Metaverse app allows kids into virtual strip clubs

(BBC)

Metaverse app allows kids into virtual strip clubs
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Master visual task! Prowl lit pub, visit pole dancers!

Anagram: Mark McNamara
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Mexican Avocado Imports Resume

(USDA)

Mexican Avocado Imports Resume
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Maximum provocation decreases

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Image: Graeme Churchard

Handcuffed Woman Jumps Off Ocean Cruise Ship

(The Daily Beast)

Handcuffed Woman Jumps Off Ocean Cruise Ship
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Was miffed, jumped off in chaos, churns up ocean

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Image: Dave Collier

Cargo Ship Carrying Porsches Caught on Fire, Adrift

(Autoevolution)
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Cargo Ship Carrying Porsches Caught on Fire, Adrift
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I gasp! Rare fancy cars going to horrific crush depth

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Roblox: The children's game with a sex problem

(BBC)

Roblox: The childrens game with a sex problem
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Extra! Home porn shows bright belle climaxed!

Anagram: Mark McNamara
Image: Jay

UC Berkeley must slash new enrollment by a third

(Berkeleyside )

UC Berkeley must slash new enrollment by a third
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Burly Cal must shrink. We'd be smaller, not teeny, eh?

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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Prince Andrew has settled his civil sex abuse case with Virginia Giuffre, but his reputation is in tatters

(ABC)

Prince Andrew has settled
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Sets hard precedent in law

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YouTube divers solve cold case mystery

(CNN)

YouTube divers solve cold case mystery
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Mystery evolves to use clues, ID car, body

Anagram: Russ Atkinson