Uber to roll out fuel surcharge

(New York Post)

Uber to roll out fuel surcharge
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Troublous hauler co. regretful

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West Point cadets overdose on fentanyl during spring break, police say

(CNN)

West Point cadets overdose in Florida
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dopes to toast, service life down drain

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GOP Rep. Madison Cawthorn calls Zelensky a THUG and says the Ukrainian government is 'corrupt, incredibly evil' and 'pushing woke ideologies' in speech to supporters

(Daily Mail)

GOP Rep. Madison Cawthorn calls Zelenskiy a thug
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Mr Wonk’s challenged - he’s a crazy Putin apologist

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Heidi Klum Praises Daughter Leni, 17, as They Appear on Harper's Bazaar Germany

(Yahoo!)

Heidi Klum's Daughter Leni
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Huh, unedited girl's like ma!

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Al Pacino reflects on 'The Godfather' fame 50 years later: 'Hard for me to cope with'

(Yahoo! News)

Al Pacino on “The Godfather,” fifty years later
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Ay, had long lofty career of thespian after it

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Russia bombs Ukrainian children's hospital in shocking attack: 'Losing humanity'

(Yahoo!)

Russia bombs Ukrainian children's hospital
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Putin is barbarous - he’s a shrill sick man, I nod

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Ancient Vampire Squid Species Identified and Named After US President

(MSN)

Ancient vampire squid species identified and named after US President
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As aquatic find isn't named 'Trump', peers pen, "A definite disservice, indeed!"

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An ancient demon spirit may be loose in Japan

(Yahoo! News)

An ancient demon spirit may be loose in Japan
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Ninja peaceably imprisoned in a stone: "Am not!"

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Ukraine War: Russia to sanction New Zealand and Australia after 'unfriendly' response to invasion

(The New Zealand Herald)

Ukraine War: Russia to sanction New Zealand and Australia after 'unfriendly' response to the invasion
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Fuck you Putin! A territorializer, insane villain and an ass (no sense)- end war now, arrest and sue that oaf!

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Human Heads in Box Labeled ‘Exempt Human Specimen’ Stolen from Truck, Police Say

(MSN)

Human heads in box labeled ‘Exempt Human Specimen’ stolen from truck, the police say
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The criminal checks and exposes the extent of dilemma by phone, "Unusual problem, Ma!"

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Trainer dies from caffeine overdose

(Yahoo! News)

Trainer dies from caffeine overdose
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Man to die error-driven (coffee is safe!)

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Ukraine crisis: The free world fights back against Putin

(BBC)

Ukraine crisis: The free world fights back against Putin
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Note: sinister bastard was huge fucking liar, prick, thief

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Russia's Ukraine invasion: 'Akin to declaring war' - Putin hits out at Western sanctions; ceasefire fails as shelling continues

(The New Zealand Herald)

'They are akin to declaring war' - Putin hits out at Western sanctions
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Tactics now help Ukraine to win against rotten hated Russia entry

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Pence: No room in GOP for 'Putin apologists'

(USA Today)

Pence: No room in GOP for 'Putin apologists'
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Oops! No Trump GOP; position f***in' clear gone

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Zelenskiy: no talks with Russia until bombing stops

(Yahoo!)

Zelenskiy: no talks with Russia until bombing stops
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Ukraine wishes to stop killings - blitz's snub to many

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Assassination attempt against Zelensky is foiled

(Washington Post)

Assassination attempt against Zelensky is foiled
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Insane saga: nasty idiots fantasize steps to kill me.

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Multidimensional Anger Test

(The Sun)

Multidimensional Anger Test
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Outsmart indignant me? I’ll see!

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Chernobyl isn't the biggest nuclear risk. Ukraine's active nuclear power plants are.

(MSN)

Chernobyl doesn't pose the largest nuclear risk
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It's obsolete. Really? Check progress, and then run!

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Image: Mike Liu

Guilty pleas tossed in officer slaying

(AP News)

Guilty pleas tossed in officer slaying
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Let's sue, flay cop-slaying fringe idiots

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Metaverse app allows kids into virtual strip clubs

(BBC)

Metaverse app allows kids into virtual strip clubs
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Master visual task! Prowl lit pub, visit pole dancers!

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