US science advisors desperately want to probe Uranus

(MSN)

US science advisors desperately want to probe Uranus
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It's an absurd caption, as you could sense we're perverts!

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'Magic mushroom' compound creates a hyper-connected brain to treat depression

(LiveScience)

'Magic mushroom' compound creates a hyper-connected brain to treat depression
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Mood spasm resurgence? Oh no! Best dare, narc it! Commute on a hypnotic carpet ride!

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Russian warship badly damaged in strike

(AP News)

Russian warship badly damaged in strike ~ as Ukraine badly whips, disarms red giant

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Russian general Yakov Rezantsev killed in Ukraine

(BBC)

These Russian generals are lost or missing in action: Andrei Sukhovetsky Yakov Rezantsev Andrei Mordvichev Oleg Mityaev Andrei Kolesnikov Vitali Gerasimov Andrei Paliy

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Kyev Analysis: I. Aggressor zero killed II. He’s a goner - vamoose! III. Slain - sin ended IV. Attacked ‘n overrun V. Martyr shot attacker VI. Killed on manoeuvres VII. Navy shipmaster - gone

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Bucha killings: ‘The world cannot be tricked anymore’

(Al Jazeera)

Bucha killings: ‘The world cannot be tricked anymore’
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I lament/know butchery, genocide, hardball’s no trick

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Frank James, N-Train Shooter, arrested

(The New York Times)

Frank James, N-Train Shooter, arrested
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another major stinker snared faster

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‘Smoking rifle’: Trump Jr texted Meadows strategies to overturn election – report

(The Guardian)

“It’s very simple … We have multiple paths. We control them all.” - Donald Junior
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When evil errant lawless Trumps join huddle to plot vile Capitol mayhem

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Ukrainian zoo staff refuse to abandon animals

(Yahoo!)

Ukrainian zoo staff refuse to abandon animals
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Found inane infatuation of zebras, rams, koalas...

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Image: Andrew J.Swan

Judge rules Abby Finkenauer cannot appear on ballot

(YouTube)

Judge rules Abby Finkenauer cannot appear on ballot
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Unjust rule by one fat GOP barbarian. Clean panel OKed.

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These Android apps may be stealing your banking details

(The Times of India)

These Android apps may be stealing your banking details
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Elaborately disguised app has bank raids, netting money

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‘Smoking rifle’: Trump Jr texted Meadows strategies to overturn election – report

(The Guardian)

“It’s very simple … We have multiple paths. We control them all.” - Donald Junior
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When evil errant lawless Trumps join huddle to plot vile Capitol mayhem

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Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's relationship with Chris Rock goes back to the '90s

(Today)

His wife Jada Pinkett Smith Actor Will Smith Oscar compere Chris Rock
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Write the filmscript:
No hair
Slap or thwack him
‘cos a comedic jest irks

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Where do you stand on these controversial foods?

(BBC)

Where do you stand on these controversial foods?
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Let down fed on anchovies—oysters, hot or aroused

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What's your diet's carbon footprint

(BBC)

What's your diet's carbon footprint
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Brownish food trace in a trusty pot!

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Bolton says Trump used the term "burner phones"

(CBS News)

Bolton says Trump used the term "burner phones"
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Tyrant (bum) then suppressed other solo number

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Putin Has Thyroid Cancer? Russian President ‘Constantly’ Accompanied by Top Cancer Specialist Amid Claims He Is Unwell

(The Daily Telegraph)

President Putin has thyroid cancer
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Insane psychopathic nutter did err

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Climate change: 'Madness' to turn to fossil fuels because of Ukraine war

(BBC)

Climate change: 'Madness' to turn to fossil fuels because of the Ukraine war
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Men moot: fracking (a health issue); nuclear use (cost); turbines (seafowl fated)

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Will Smith hits Chris Rock on Oscars stage

(BBC)

Will Smith hits Chris Rock on Oscars stage
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Hair wisecrack’s shortcoming stills host

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'Putin WILL fail': The signs Russia's forces are 'weakening'

(INSERT_NEWSPAPER_NAME)

'Putin WILL fail': The signs Russia's forces are 'weakening'
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Gee, as I insist, swear gruff sanctions will help Ukraine

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(Al Jazeera)

Renault's Russian Assets Too Toxic
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Can't sustain ... extra serious ... so lost

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