Elon Musk says he would reverse Twitter's Trump ban

(CNN)

Elon Buys Twitter
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Touts new liberty

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Paxlovid Mouth Is Real

(The Atlantic)

Paxlovid Mouth Is Real
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Mouth pox is real valid

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Dolphins Spotted Playing with Anaconda

(Field & Stream)

Dolphins Spotted Playing with Anaconda
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identical apodal things down asp/python

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Americans bring 'souvenir' artillery shell to Israel airport

(1 News)

Americans bring a 'souvenir' artillery shell to Israel airport
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Rash insane irrational illegal US error - it’s very problematic

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Girls dislike hard maths

(BBC)

Girls dislike hard maths
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High marks stir idle lads

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How big are Donald Trump's legal problems?

(BBC)

How big are Donald Trump's legal problems?
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Gambler’s deplorable guilt - drop sham now!
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Legal hardball: “Go to prison!” - Mr Dumb weeps

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Ukraine names 10 Russian soldiers in alleged human rights abuses in Bucha

(The Guardian)

“This high distinction recognises your special merits, great heroism and courage in defending your Fatherland, and in protecting Russia’s sovereignty and national interests,” Putin’s statement said
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Hey, US do assert it’s highly inaccurate - the detested criminal Gestapo-type antagonists sinned using rape, murder, infanticide, terrorism and agonising torture of honest and non-resisting civilians

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Amber Heard evaluation revealed two personality disorders, psychologist says

(The Guardian)

Amber Heard evaluation revealed two personality disorders, psychologist says
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Very borderline, also overly histrionic - harassed, smote, assaulted Depp - got away
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Very borderline, also overly histrionic - she assaulted sad maestro Depp - got away

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PM has not received any further fines

(BBC)

Is every imprudent thrash an offence?
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PM has not received any further fines

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Beloved Gilroy Garlic Festival canceled

(AP News)

Beloved Gilroy Garlic Festival canceled
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village logic bravely closed rancid fete

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Russia renews attack on Mariupol, Ukraine says

(Yahoo!)

Russia renews attack on Mariupol
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War in Ukraine almost a curse. STOP!

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French President Emmanuel Macron is re-elected for a second term topical-anag

(ABC News)

French President Emmanuel Macron is re-elected for a second term
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Referendum names defeated choleric contemnor Mrs Le Pen racist

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Tyson Fury retains WBC heavyweight title, defeating Dillian Whyte in six rounds

(Sportsnaut)
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Tyson Fury retains WBC heavyweight title
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Vaunty fighter/beast - “I slew tyronic Whyte”

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For sale in Maine: Private island

(Washington Post)

For sale in Maine: Private island
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Favorite and insane primal isle

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Marjorie Taylor Greene: I did not call for violent capitol insurrection

(BBC)

Marjorie Taylor Greene: I did not call for violent capitol insurrection
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No, I opine correct judgment to all - a vile liar, incendiary terrorist, fool!

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‘Fortress in a city’: steel plant becomes Ukrainian hold-out in Mariupo

(The Guardian)

The Azovstal steel plant is in Mariupol, southern Ukraine
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It’s like another Alamo in vast tunnels - a prize, plus rout, eh?

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US science advisors desperately want to probe Uranus

(MSN)

US science advisors desperately want to probe Uranus
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It's an absurd caption, as you could sense we're perverts!

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'Magic mushroom' compound creates a hyper-connected brain to treat depression

(LiveScience)

'Magic mushroom' compound creates a hyper-connected brain to treat depression
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Mood spasm resurgence? Oh no! Best dare, narc it! Commute on a hypnotic carpet ride!

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Russian warship badly damaged in strike

(AP News)

Russian warship badly damaged in strike ~ as Ukraine badly whips, disarms red giant

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Russian general Yakov Rezantsev killed in Ukraine

(BBC)

These Russian generals are lost or missing in action: Andrei Sukhovetsky Yakov Rezantsev Andrei Mordvichev Oleg Mityaev Andrei Kolesnikov Vitali Gerasimov Andrei Paliy

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Kyev Analysis: I. Aggressor zero killed II. He’s a goner - vamoose! III. Slain - sin ended IV. Attacked ‘n overrun V. Martyr shot attacker VI. Killed on manoeuvres VII. Navy shipmaster - gone

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