The Ludicrous Beauty of Top Gun: Maverick

(The Atlantic)

The Ludicrous Beauty of Top Gun: Maverick
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Oh, our plucky but deaf vintage Tom Cruise

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The weird reason dolphins drink each other’s pee

(LiveScience)

The weird reason dolphins drink each other’s pee
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Ah, tasters horn in on piddle… decipher ‘kosher’ wee!

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Mona Lisa attacked by cake thrower

(New York Post)

Mona Lisa attacked by cake thrower
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Yokel, in boast, cream-whacked at art

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Is Putin Dead? Pay Attention When Russia Starts Broadcasting 'Swan Lake'

(Newsweek)

The Russian leader's death
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I heard assault ends there

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Vladimir Putin may already be dead with body double taking his place, MI6 chiefs claim

(Mirror)

Pundits’ idea ~ Putin is dead

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Crime author convicted of murdering husband

(The Guardian)

Crime author convicted of murdering husband
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Bravura gun homicide constructed, end for him

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Vangelis, composer of Chariots of Fire and Blade Runner soundtracks, dies aged 79

(The Guardian)

Vangelis
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Sing vale

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Taylor Swift gets honorary degree

(AP News)
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Taylor Swift gets honorary degree
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O yes, teenage girl "Dr. of Arts" worthy

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Tesla is cut from S&P ESG Index

(Reuters)

Tesla is cut from S&P ESG Index ~ sex complaint's surges fed it

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Martin Shkreli released from prison early

(The Guardian)

Martin Shkreli released from prison early
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immoral liar, horrid snake's presently free

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Pro-Trump US Congressman Madison Cawthorn loses primary

(RNZ)

Pro-Trump US Congressman Madison Cawthorn loses primary
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Hmm - rumors saw cocaine party’s torrid romps, guns on planes…

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Russia takes losses in failed river crossing, officials say

(ABC News)

Russia takes losses in the failed river crossing, officials say
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Fearless Ukrainians fight, sacrifice, slay Soviet soldiers - SOS

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Passenger with no flying experience lands plane

(CNN)

Passenger with no flying experience lands plane
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Pilot expired; gnarly scene. He snags fine new plan

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UK-Sweden Security Pact

(CNBC)

UK - Sweden Security Pact
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"Putin's sucky; we reacted"

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How do mosquitoes sniff out humans to bite?

(LiveScience)

How do mosquitoes sniff out humans to bite?
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She motions! Man’s boutique whiff stood out!

[Only female mosquitos bite animals and humans.]

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Elon Musk says he would reverse Twitter's Trump ban

(CNN)

Elon Buys Twitter
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Touts new liberty

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Paxlovid Mouth Is Real

(The Atlantic)

Paxlovid Mouth Is Real
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Mouth pox is real valid

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Dolphins Spotted Playing with Anaconda

(Field & Stream)

Dolphins Spotted Playing with Anaconda
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identical apodal things down asp/python

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Americans bring 'souvenir' artillery shell to Israel airport

(1 News)

Americans bring a 'souvenir' artillery shell to Israel airport
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Rash insane irrational illegal US error - it’s very problematic

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Girls dislike hard maths

(BBC)

Girls dislike hard maths
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High marks stir idle lads

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