Justin Bieber cancels shows after half of face left paralysed by virus

(The Guardian)

Justin Bieber cancels shows after half of face left paralysed by virus
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This was true - Bell’s palsy affects raffish juvenile baby-faced crooner

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Is house dust mostly dead skin?

(LiveScience)

Is house dust mostly dead skin?
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Husk died, lost a mess… so untidy!

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Hot, New Electric Cars That Are Coming Soon

(Yahoo!)

The Chevrolet Equinox EV
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Quote: Oh, rev next vehicle!

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Jailed for losing a pregnancy

(The Guardian)

Jailed for losing a pregnancy
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Final jeopardy censoring gal

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Johnny Depp v Amber Heard: Depp's urgent celebrity rehab stunt with the orphaned badger community

(The New Zealand Herald)

It's a desperate move by a desperate man, who's now facing an uphill battle to rebuild his Hollywood career
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Yeah, womanless cinematic failure Depp holds a sooty teetotal vulnerable orphaned British badger - wow!

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God’s Bath Swimmer Found Deceased

(myMotherLode.com)

God’s Bath Swimmer Found Deceased
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Sad show; nut died, member faces God

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Russian man accused of Alexander Litvinenko killing dies of Covid-19

(BBC)

The Russian man accused of Alexander Litvinenko killing dies of Covid
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It is official - karma excels and denounces Kovtun’s hard-line evildoing

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Also see the anagram: Litvinenko inquiry: the key players

Hot air balloon's crash injures three

(NBC News)

Hot air balloon's crash injures three
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Airborne sail course, then harsh jolt

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5 people dead at Tulsa medical building, in the 233rd mass shooting of 2022

(National Public Radio)

The Warren Clinic mass shooting in Tulsa, Oklahoma
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Last week, a school. This morning, an ICU. Ah...it's *normal*?

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The Ludicrous Beauty of Top Gun: Maverick

(The Atlantic)

The Ludicrous Beauty of Top Gun: Maverick
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Oh, our plucky but deaf vintage Tom Cruise

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The weird reason dolphins drink each other’s pee

(LiveScience)

The weird reason dolphins drink each other’s pee
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Ah, tasters horn in on piddle… decipher ‘kosher’ wee!

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Mona Lisa attacked by cake thrower

(New York Post)

Mona Lisa attacked by cake thrower
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Yokel, in boast, cream-whacked at art

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Is Putin Dead? Pay Attention When Russia Starts Broadcasting 'Swan Lake'

(Newsweek)

The Russian leader's death
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I heard assault ends there

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Vladimir Putin may already be dead with body double taking his place, MI6 chiefs claim

(Mirror)

Pundits’ idea ~ Putin is dead

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Crime author convicted of murdering husband

(The Guardian)

Crime author convicted of murdering husband
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Bravura gun homicide constructed, end for him

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Vangelis, composer of Chariots of Fire and Blade Runner soundtracks, dies aged 79

(The Guardian)

Vangelis
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Sing vale

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Taylor Swift gets honorary degree

(AP News)
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Taylor Swift gets honorary degree
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O yes, teenage girl "Dr. of Arts" worthy

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Tesla is cut from S&P ESG Index

(Reuters)

Tesla is cut from S&P ESG Index ~ sex complaint's surges fed it

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Martin Shkreli released from prison early

(The Guardian)

Martin Shkreli released from prison early
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immoral liar, horrid snake's presently free

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Pro-Trump US Congressman Madison Cawthorn loses primary

(RNZ)

Pro-Trump US Congressman Madison Cawthorn loses primary
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Hmm - rumors saw cocaine party’s torrid romps, guns on planes…

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