Twitter Called Elon Musk’s Bluff About Bots. It Could Backfire

(Forbes)

CEO Elon Musk's deal to buy Twitter
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"Let me see bot-count study, or I walk!"

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Ministério Das Comunicações

Why did Lord Geidt resign?

(MSN)

Christopher Edward Wollaston MacKenzie Geidt
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PM, who disregarded law (Note - not like Ethics Czar)

Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: UK Parliament / Wikimedia

Suspeito "Pelado" confessa ter matado Bruno Pereira e Dom Phillips

(exame.)

Suspeito "Pelado" confessa ter matado Bruno Pereira e Dom Phillips
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Post headline as biopirates locate, murder, dispose of popular men

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mark Hillary

Mudslides close Yellowstone

(The Guardian)

Mudslides close Yellowstone
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Suddenly lets owls, mice loose

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Yellowstone National Park

Justin Bieber cancels shows after half of face left paralysed by virus

(The Guardian)

Justin Bieber cancels shows after half of face left paralysed by virus
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This was true - Bell’s palsy affects raffish juvenile baby-faced crooner

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Stephen Eckert

Is house dust mostly dead skin?

(LiveScience)

Is house dust mostly dead skin?
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Husk died, lost a mess… so untidy!

Anagram: Mark McNamara
Image: Gabriel Trujillo

Hot, New Electric Cars That Are Coming Soon

(Yahoo!)

The Chevrolet Equinox EV
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Quote: Oh, rev next vehicle!

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Image: GM/Jun Masuda

Jailed for losing a pregnancy

(The Guardian)

Jailed for losing a pregnancy
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Final jeopardy censoring gal

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: clog

Johnny Depp v Amber Heard: Depp's urgent celebrity rehab stunt with the orphaned badger community

(The New Zealand Herald)

It's a desperate move by a desperate man, who's now facing an uphill battle to rebuild his Hollywood career
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Yeah, womanless cinematic failure Depp holds a sooty teetotal vulnerable orphaned British badger - wow!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Renegade98

God’s Bath Swimmer Found Deceased

(myMotherLode.com)

God’s Bath Swimmer Found Deceased
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Sad show; nut died, member faces God

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: J. Stephen Conn

Russian man accused of Alexander Litvinenko killing dies of Covid-19

(BBC)

The Russian man accused of Alexander Litvinenko killing dies of Covid
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It is official - karma excels and denounces Kovtun’s hard-line evildoing

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Duncan C

Also see the anagram: Litvinenko inquiry: the key players

Hot air balloon's crash injures three

(NBC News)

Hot air balloon's crash injures three
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Airborne sail course, then harsh jolt

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Michael J. Slezak

5 people dead at Tulsa medical building, in the 233rd mass shooting of 2022

(National Public Radio)

The Warren Clinic mass shooting in Tulsa, Oklahoma
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Last week, a school. This morning, an ICU. Ah...it's *normal*?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Ted Eytan

The Ludicrous Beauty of Top Gun: Maverick

(The Atlantic)

The Ludicrous Beauty of Top Gun: Maverick
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Oh, our plucky but deaf vintage Tom Cruise

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Gage Skidmore

The weird reason dolphins drink each other’s pee

(LiveScience)

The weird reason dolphins drink each other’s pee
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Ah, tasters horn in on piddle… decipher ‘kosher’ wee!

Anagram: Mark McNamara
Image: Gregory Smith

Mona Lisa attacked by cake thrower

(New York Post)

Mona Lisa attacked by cake thrower
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Yokel, in boast, cream-whacked at art

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Storm Crypt

Is Putin Dead? Pay Attention When Russia Starts Broadcasting 'Swan Lake'

(Newsweek)

The Russian leader's death
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I heard assault ends there

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Image: elkokoparrilla

Vladimir Putin may already be dead with body double taking his place, MI6 chiefs claim

(Mirror)

Pundits’ idea ~ Putin is dead

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Larry Barnes

Crime author convicted of murdering husband

(The Guardian)

Crime author convicted of murdering husband
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Bravura gun homicide constructed, end for him

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Hudson Valley Writers Center

Vangelis, composer of Chariots of Fire and Blade Runner soundtracks, dies aged 79

(The Guardian)

Vangelis
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Sing vale

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Patrick Verstappen