Capitol rioter gets seven years

(NBC News)

Capitol rioter gets seven years
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Sort plotter in severe cage, I say

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US kills al Qaeda leader in drone strike

(Politico)

US kills al Qaeda leader in drone strike
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Air squad role led a sneak kill in desert

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Beyoncé to change lyric containing 'ableist slur' in new song on Renaissance album after backlash

(ABC News)

Ableist slur
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Star bullies

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Neighbours: On set with the stars for the finale

(BBC)

Neighbours: On set with the stars for the finale
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Ah the series was boring - oh then let’s turn it off

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Trump and Pence inch toward a showdown

(CNN)

Trump and Pence inch toward a showdown ~ and how scum and apprentice throw down

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Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent

(The Independent)

Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent
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Best capable error by aggressive offhanded non-person’s not OK!

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USC, UCLA to move to Big Ten

(ESPN)

USC, UCLA to move to Big Ten
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Clubs move action, get out

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Trump chose not to act during Capitol riot, committee says

(BBC)

He says it has shown President Donald Trump committed "a supreme violation of his oath of office"
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That furious offensive sociopath who started Capitol mayhem - so send him to prison, demand life!

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Netflix loses almost a million subscribers

(BBC)

Netflix loses almost a million subscribers
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Film streamers call exit… so no bills is bonus!

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Trump 'Heading Towards an Indictment'

(Newsweek)

Trump 'Heading Towards an Indictment'
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Hint: Court drama pending, twisted man!

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Ivana Trump, Ex-Wife of Donald Trump and Businesswoman, Dies at 73

(CBS News)

Ivana Marie Trump
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Vain prim amateur

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Why young Arab men turn to anti-impotency drugs

(BBC)

Why young Arab men turn to anti-impotency drugs
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Uncanny temporary growth! Maybe nudist outing?

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Florida man tries to flee deputies on lawn mower

(NBC News)

Florida man tries to flee deputies on lawn mower
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Tired plot, I fear. Lawmen stunned wearisome fool.

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Former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe Shot Dead

(The Wall Street Journal)

Former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe Shot Dead
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Hmm, as in this insane reprobate jeopardizes freedom

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It's Raining Anchovies

(Eater San Francisco)

It's Raining Anchovies
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It's reaching invasion

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Bolsonaro’s ‘surrender of Amazon to crooks played role in murders of Phillips and Pereira’

(The Guardian)

“Bolsonaro is one of the worst fascists humanity has ever produced,” Rodrigues said
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Uh, our dodgy Pres, he’s ordered criminal buffoons to assassinate hero activists - ow!

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Trump appraiser held in contempt, fined

(CNN)

Trump appraiser held in contempt, fined
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President Lump frontman paid the price

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Vladimir Zelenko, who touted hydroxychloroquine for COVID, dies young

(The Times of Israel)

Vladimir Zelenko, who touted hydroxychloroquine for COVID, dies young
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Quixotic zany voodoo drug MD, why he fully snookered richer, evil Don T. Oi!

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Elon Musk meets Pope Francis, uses Twitter to announce the audience

(The New Zealand Herald)

Elon Musk meets Pope Francis, uses Twitter to announce the audience
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‘tween us, one manufactures cars, one’s meek disciple, penitent to Thou

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R Kelly sentenced to 30 years in prison - as survivors confront him over 'despicable' abuse

(Sky News)

R Kelly sentenced to thirty years in prison - as survivors confront him over 'despicable' abuse
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Ten victims’ response - found this risky controller barbarous and say he is very violent creep

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