House passes sweeping climate and health care bill

(NBC News)

House passes sweeping climate and health care bill ~ because policies heal, slashed the planet's warming

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Author Salman Rushdie stabbed

(AP News)

Author Salman Rushdie stabbed
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Doubtless an Arab rushed at him

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Donald Trump asked top aide why US generals couldn't be like Hitler's, book says

(The New Zealand Herald)

Donald Trump asked top aide why his US generals couldn't be like Hitler's, book says
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Kelly is nonplussed - “Because I know heros had attempted to kill horrid bad ass guy”

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Mar-A-Lago Raid

(The New York Times)

Mar-A-Lago raid
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Railroad MAGA!

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Brazilians fear return to dictatorship as ‘deranged’ Bolsonaro trails in polls

(The Guardian)

‘Deranged’ Bolsonaro
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Goon branded a loser

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FBI searches Trump's Home in Florida

(The New York Times)

FBI searches Trump's Home in Florida
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Feds be chasin' him, former POTUS liar

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Elon Musk says Twitter deal could move ahead if spam bot scandal resolved

(The New Zealand Herald)

Elon Musk says Twitter deal could move ahead if spam bot scandal resolved
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Verdict shows, adeptly reveals doofus made a most unbalanced mistake - LOL!

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Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones ordered to pay $4.1m over false Sandy Hook claims

(The Guardian)

Conspiracy theorist
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A necrotic sophistry

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Can prayer and medicine work together to cure mental illness?

(Scroll.in)

Can prayer and medicine work together to cure mental illness?
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Now, recite hymn and/or take pill to reinduce greater calmness

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Sixteen shiploads of grain ready to leave Odesa

(Al Jazeera)

Sixteen shiploads of grain ready to leave Odesa
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Heads eager to export food daily in Asian vessel

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Asteroid whizzes past Earth in close encounter : NASA

(The Hindustan Times)

Asteroid whizzes past Earth in close encounter : NASA
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Space scientists see an aura (red) waltz on the horizon

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Capitol rioter gets seven years

(NBC News)

Capitol rioter gets seven years
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Sort plotter in severe cage, I say

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US kills al Qaeda leader in drone strike

(Politico)

US kills al Qaeda leader in drone strike
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Air squad role led a sneak kill in desert

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Beyoncé to change lyric containing 'ableist slur' in new song on Renaissance album after backlash

(ABC News)

Ableist slur
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Star bullies

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Neighbours: On set with the stars for the finale

(BBC)

Neighbours: On set with the stars for the finale
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Ah the series was boring - oh then let’s turn it off

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Trump and Pence inch toward a showdown

(CNN)

Trump and Pence inch toward a showdown ~ and how scum and apprentice throw down

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Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent

(The Independent)

Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent
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Best capable error by aggressive offhanded non-person’s not OK!

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USC, UCLA to move to Big Ten

(ESPN)

USC, UCLA to move to Big Ten
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Clubs move action, get out

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Trump chose not to act during Capitol riot, committee says

(BBC)

He says it has shown President Donald Trump committed "a supreme violation of his oath of office"
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That furious offensive sociopath who started Capitol mayhem - so send him to prison, demand life!

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Netflix loses almost a million subscribers

(BBC)

Netflix loses almost a million subscribers
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Film streamers call exit… so no bills is bonus!

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