What Ukraine needs to win the war

(Yahoo!)

What Ukraine needs to win the war
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Ah, one answer: undertake with wit!

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Image: President of Ukraine

Magistrate Judge Bruce Reinhart says affidavit 'reliable'

(Politico)

Magistrate Judge Bruce Reinhart says affidavit 'reliable'
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FBI gave fair analysis, detail; jurist agreed. Embrace truth!

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Jeff Gates

Uvalde school board fires police chief

(CBS News)

Uvalde school board fires police chief
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Clueless cop did behave a horrific fool

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Image: Stephen Melkisethian

Six months of the war in Ukraine

(Reuters)

Six months of the war in Ukraine
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Russia within Fort Knox - mean, eh?

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Cityswift

Allen Weisselberg pleads guilty

(Washington Post)

Allen Weisselberg pleads guilty ~ between ugly illegal dispersals

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Image: Wikimedia

Japan urges its young people to drink more

(BBC)

Japan urges its young people to drink more
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"Glug sake, poppets, or drain one rum! Enjoy it!"

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: City Foodsters

Exploding meteor startles Utah

(LiveScience)

Exploding meteor startles Utah
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Note, more apex lights rattled us!

Anagram: Mark McNamara
Image: Diana Robinson

The Lawless GOP Response to the Raid at Mar-a-Lago

(The New York Times)

The Lawless GOP Response to the Raid at Mar-a-Lago
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Arrest that hero? MAGA’s espionage plot’s allowed!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alan

American actress and director Anne Celeste Heche has died age 53

(Indie Mac User)

The US actor Anne Celeste Heche has died
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The scene: Car hit LA house - then…. deceased

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mark Richardson

House passes sweeping climate and health care bill

(NBC News)

House passes sweeping climate and health care bill ~ because policies heal, slashed the planet's warming

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Wayne S. Grazio

Author Salman Rushdie stabbed

(AP News)

Author Salman Rushdie stabbed
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Doubtless an Arab rushed at him

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Kempton

Donald Trump asked top aide why US generals couldn't be like Hitler's, book says

(The New Zealand Herald)

Donald Trump asked top aide why his US generals couldn't be like Hitler's, book says
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Kelly is nonplussed - “Because I know heros had attempted to kill horrid bad ass guy”

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alan

Mar-A-Lago Raid

(The New York Times)

Mar-A-Lago raid
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Railroad MAGA!

Image: Mike Licht

Brazilians fear return to dictatorship as ‘deranged’ Bolsonaro trails in polls

(The Guardian)

‘Deranged’ Bolsonaro
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Goon branded a loser

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Palácio do Planalto

FBI searches Trump's Home in Florida

(The New York Times)

FBI searches Trump's Home in Florida
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Feds be chasin' him, former POTUS liar

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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Elon Musk says Twitter deal could move ahead if spam bot scandal resolved

(The New Zealand Herald)

Elon Musk says Twitter deal could move ahead if spam bot scandal resolved
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Verdict shows, adeptly reveals doofus made a most unbalanced mistake - LOL!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Steve Jurvetson

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones ordered to pay $4.1m over false Sandy Hook claims

(The Guardian)

Conspiracy theorist
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A necrotic sophistry

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Justus Hayes

Can prayer and medicine work together to cure mental illness?

(Scroll.in)

Can prayer and medicine work together to cure mental illness?
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Now, recite hymn and/or take pill to reinduce greater calmness

Anagram: Madhusudan
Image: darcyadelaide

Sixteen shiploads of grain ready to leave Odesa

(Al Jazeera)

Sixteen shiploads of grain ready to leave Odesa
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Heads eager to export food daily in Asian vessel

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: US Embassy, Kyiv

Asteroid whizzes past Earth in close encounter : NASA

(The Hindustan Times)

Asteroid whizzes past Earth in close encounter : NASA
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Space scientists see an aura (red) waltz on the horizon

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