‘These Are Happy Tears’: Serena Williams Bids Emotional Farewell to Tennis After Heartbreaking U.S. Open Defeat

(Mediaite)

‘These Are Happy Tears’: Serena Williams Bids Emotional Farewell to Tennis After Heartbreaking US Open Defeat
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“The best female player in Open era” is apt - she is a talented warrior, a fine foe - awesome skill and a brute strength

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Embattled Nuclear Plant Is Cut Off From Main Power Line After Shelling

(The New York Times)

Embattled Nuclear Plant Is Cut Off From Main Power Line After Shelling
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Battle and mess. A nice atomic glow. Net? I ran huff-puff, pell-mell in terror!

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Empty folders marked classified found at Mar-a-Lago = Yikes, so addled MAGA Trump malefactor offends - liar!

(BBC)

Empty folders marked classified found at Mar-a-Lago
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Yikes, so addled MAGA Trump malefactor offends - liar!

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Mikhail Gorbachev, former Soviet president, dies

(CNN)

Mikhail Gorbachev, former Soviet president, dies
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Not a grim Bolshevik premier, he rid vested fiasco

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'Man of the Hole': Last of his tribe dies in Brazil

(BBC)

'Man of the Hole': Last of his tribe dies in Brazil
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Terrible life finished this last Amazon hobo!

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(Wallpaper)

Ai Weiwei unveils first-ever exhibition of glass sculptures in Venice church
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Hence Wei’s art’s explicit, when it vivifies unceasing cruel hubris of our lives

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America's Got Talent: Drake Milligan's Original Song "Kiss Goodbye All Night" Wows the Crowd

(Yahoo!)

Drake Milligan
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Kid in real glam

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FBI retrieved top secret documents from Trump’s Florida home

(PBS)

Top secret documents
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Trump’s set to concede

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What Ukraine needs to win the war

(Yahoo!)

What Ukraine needs to win the war
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Ah, one answer: undertake with wit!

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Magistrate Judge Bruce Reinhart says affidavit 'reliable'

(Politico)

Magistrate Judge Bruce Reinhart says affidavit 'reliable'
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FBI gave fair analysis, detail; jurist agreed. Embrace truth!

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Uvalde school board fires police chief

(CBS News)

Uvalde school board fires police chief
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Clueless cop did behave a horrific fool

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Six months of the war in Ukraine

(Reuters)

Six months of the war in Ukraine
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Russia within Fort Knox - mean, eh?

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Allen Weisselberg pleads guilty

(Washington Post)

Allen Weisselberg pleads guilty ~ between ugly illegal dispersals

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Japan urges its young people to drink more

(BBC)

Japan urges its young people to drink more
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"Glug sake, poppets, or drain one rum! Enjoy it!"

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Exploding meteor startles Utah

(LiveScience)

Exploding meteor startles Utah
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Note, more apex lights rattled us!

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The Lawless GOP Response to the Raid at Mar-a-Lago

(The New York Times)

The Lawless GOP Response to the Raid at Mar-a-Lago
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Arrest that hero? MAGA’s espionage plot’s allowed!

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American actress and director Anne Celeste Heche has died age 53

(Indie Mac User)

The US actor Anne Celeste Heche has died
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The scene: Car hit LA house - then…. deceased

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House passes sweeping climate and health care bill

(NBC News)

House passes sweeping climate and health care bill ~ because policies heal, slashed the planet's warming

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Author Salman Rushdie stabbed

(AP News)

Author Salman Rushdie stabbed
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Doubtless an Arab rushed at him

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Donald Trump asked top aide why US generals couldn't be like Hitler's, book says

(The New Zealand Herald)

Donald Trump asked top aide why his US generals couldn't be like Hitler's, book says
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Kelly is nonplussed - “Because I know heros had attempted to kill horrid bad ass guy”

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