Steve Bannon charged with money laundering and conspiracy in New York

(The Guardian)

Steve Bannon charged with money laundering and conspiracy in New York
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Irony in how wretched cunning snaky Svengali can’t be pardoned anymore

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Elizabeth Holmes wants a new trial

(National Public Radio)

Elizabeth Holmes wants a new trial
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Liz, who remains the blatant weasel

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FBI returns lost two thousand-year-old Italian Medusa mosaic

(CNN)

FBI returns lost two-thousand-year-old Italian Medusa mosaic
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Anonymous artistic illustration left abroad, showed Medusa

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Billionaire's granddaughter has been abducted

(Yahoo!)

Billionaire's granddaughter has been abducted
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Teacher's terrible nabbing added a loud anguish

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Trump’s first rally since Mar-a-Lago raid

(The Independent)

Trump’s first rally since Mar-a-Lago raid
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MAGA liar corruptly friends alarmists

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‘These Are Happy Tears’: Serena Williams Bids Emotional Farewell to Tennis After Heartbreaking U.S. Open Defeat

(Mediaite)

‘These Are Happy Tears’: Serena Williams Bids Emotional Farewell to Tennis After Heartbreaking US Open Defeat
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“The best female player in Open era” is apt - she is a talented warrior, a fine foe - awesome skill and a brute strength

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Embattled Nuclear Plant Is Cut Off From Main Power Line After Shelling

(The New York Times)

Embattled Nuclear Plant Is Cut Off From Main Power Line After Shelling
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Battle and mess. A nice atomic glow. Net? I ran huff-puff, pell-mell in terror!

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Empty folders marked classified found at Mar-a-Lago = Yikes, so addled MAGA Trump malefactor offends - liar!

(BBC)

Empty folders marked classified found at Mar-a-Lago
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Yikes, so addled MAGA Trump malefactor offends - liar!

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Mikhail Gorbachev, former Soviet president, dies

(CNN)

Mikhail Gorbachev, former Soviet president, dies
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Not a grim Bolshevik premier, he rid vested fiasco

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'Man of the Hole': Last of his tribe dies in Brazil

(BBC)

'Man of the Hole': Last of his tribe dies in Brazil
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Terrible life finished this last Amazon hobo!

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(Wallpaper)

Ai Weiwei unveils first-ever exhibition of glass sculptures in Venice church
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Hence Wei’s art’s explicit, when it vivifies unceasing cruel hubris of our lives

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America's Got Talent: Drake Milligan's Original Song "Kiss Goodbye All Night" Wows the Crowd

(Yahoo!)

Drake Milligan
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Kid in real glam

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FBI retrieved top secret documents from Trump’s Florida home

(PBS)

Top secret documents
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Trump’s set to concede

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What Ukraine needs to win the war

(Yahoo!)

What Ukraine needs to win the war
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Ah, one answer: undertake with wit!

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Magistrate Judge Bruce Reinhart says affidavit 'reliable'

(Politico)

Magistrate Judge Bruce Reinhart says affidavit 'reliable'
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FBI gave fair analysis, detail; jurist agreed. Embrace truth!

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Uvalde school board fires police chief

(CBS News)

Uvalde school board fires police chief
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Clueless cop did behave a horrific fool

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Six months of the war in Ukraine

(Reuters)

Six months of the war in Ukraine
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Russia within Fort Knox - mean, eh?

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Allen Weisselberg pleads guilty

(Washington Post)

Allen Weisselberg pleads guilty ~ between ugly illegal dispersals

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Japan urges its young people to drink more

(BBC)

Japan urges its young people to drink more
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"Glug sake, poppets, or drain one rum! Enjoy it!"

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Exploding meteor startles Utah

(LiveScience)

Exploding meteor startles Utah
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Note, more apex lights rattled us!

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