Why Did Elon Musk Walk Into Twitter With a Kitchen Sink?

(Bloomberg)

Why Did Elon Musk Walk Into Twitter With a Kitchen Sink?
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I knew it would match with "let that sink in!" (keyword: "sink")

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Fetterman versus Oz: The Debate Aftermath

(The New York Times)

Fetterman versus Oz: The Debate Aftermath
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But the theater's format fazes Dem veteran

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Dutch couple names their 11 children with anagrams of the name Alex

(The Sun)

Alex = Axel = Xela = Lexa = Xael = Xeal = Exla = Leax = Xale = Elax = Alxe

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Beverly Hills PD investigating more antisemitic flyers

(Fox LA)

Antisemitic hate flyers
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These may sit flat in rice.

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‘World’s dirtiest man’ dies in Iran at 94 a few months after first wash

(The Guardian)
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‘The world’s dirtiest man’ ~ was strident old hermit

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Incoming UK prime minister Rishi Sunak pledges to bring the country together

(Yahoo!)

The new Prime Minister Rishi Sunak
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True thinker's wise man in his prime

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Adidas ends massive deal with Kanye West after antisemitism controversy

(Washington Post)

"I could say antisemitic things and Adidas can't drop me. Now what?"
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His contracts had died on a ten-plus day wait. Damn, I saw it coming!

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Italy election: Meloni’s far-right party sacks candidate for Hitler posts

(Wanted in Rome)

Meloni’s far-right party
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Grim pro-Hitler fantasy

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Neanderthal Family Found in Russian Cave

(The New York Times)

Neanderthal Family Found in Russian Cave
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Teen, Dad's final unsavory inhuman life arc

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Netflix stock surges but Wall Street still split

(Yahoo!)

Netflix stock surges but Wall Street still split
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I expect subtlest folks will strut, start selling

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Kanye West’s ‘Drink Champs’ episode failed us all

(Andscape)

"It is very important to have the black vote be in groupthink, and to not separate from the thought, and be completely in line with the agenda of the left, the Jewish media, and the Chinese."
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Drink Champs with DJ EFN and N.O.R.E. on Revolt gave Ye an attempt to hit up the billionth incoherent antisemitic theme that week, and the heap of shit that he believes about George Floyd.

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Indonesia to demolish soccer stadium where stampede killed over 130

(CNN)
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Indonesia soccer stadium stampede
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Men, maids panic; scores died out east

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Actor Robbie Coltrane, Harry Potter's Hagrid, dies at 72

(1 News)

Actor Robbie Coltrane, Harry Potter's Hagrid, has died
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Large thespian abhorred scarred, too arthritic body

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No president has done more for Israel than I have: Trump

(Yahoo!)

“No President has done more for Israel than I have”
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Hosannah indeed, vote for this person, a mere liar

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Former Star Trek captain William Shatner depressed by his Blue Origin space experience

(Newshub)
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Former Star Trek captain William Shatner gets depressed by his Blue Origin space experience
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Hence a Yank embraced existential crisis, grapples with regrets, perspires about modern life

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Italy's Stromboli volcano erupts

(Yahoo!)

Italy's Stromboli volcano erupts
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Sicily: Lot more lava bursts on top

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Ukraine war: Could Russia use tactical nuclear weapons?

(BBC)

Could Russia use tactical nuclear weapons?
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Putin actions war, US accuse callous leader

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SCOTUS declines fetal personhood case

(CNN)

SCOTUS declines fetal personhood case
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Tip: Old Neocons to schedule safer cases

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Russian divers to inspect Crimea bridge as governor warns of ‘desire to seek revenge’

(The Guardian)

Russian divers to inspect Crimea bridge as governor warns of ‘desire to seek revenge’
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Defenders sneer, it’s wrong, is a gross crime to regress, be provocative & invade Ukraine

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Use of ‘Civil War’ Soars after Mar-a-Lago

(The New York Times)

Use of ‘Civil War’ Soars after Mar-a-Lago
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MAGAs (social outliers) favor warfare

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