Dump Trump

(PBS)

Donald Trump ~ ran - dump dolt

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Senate Democrats seek 51st vote — and some breathing room — in Georgia runoff

(The Hill)

The Georgia senate runoff election is today
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A huge race! Don't ignore it & lose seat fifty-one.

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Elon Musk, Free Speech Absolutist

(Mother Jones)

Elon Musk, Free Speech Absolutist ~ speaks coherent but fulsome lies

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Bear Grylls Bear Grylls visits Ukraine ahead of a show revealing Zelenskyy's 'never-seen-before side'

(Republic)

Bear Grylls visits Ukraine
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Signature skill is bravery

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Trump vs. DeSantis: Blood on the Floor

(The Guardian)

Trump vs. DeSantis: "Blood on the Floor"
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Top one's vile, dumb, fat, old; Ron's short

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Indonesia set to punish sex before marriage with jail time

(BBC)

Indonesia set to punish sex before marriage with jail time
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As I examine...if one just gets no bride, how is it PRE-marital, eh?

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Sale of beer with alcohol banned at World Cup stadiums

(AP News)

Sale of beer with alcohol banned at World Cup stadiums
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Hoodlums will protest at end of a Budweiser bacchanal

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Bad blood: Taylor Swift fans sue Ticketmaster

(Axios)

Taylor Swift fans sue Ticketmaster
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Fees or tricky mess? Wasn't it at fault?

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Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to eleven years

(The New York Times)

Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to eleven years
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O, the sleazy banshee needs to serve time in cell

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“He’s a Lot of Fun to Be With”: Inside Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump’s Epic Bromance

(Vanity Fair)

“I’ve known J for fifteen years. Terrific guy,” Trump told New York Magazine that year for a story, “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it he enjoys his social life”
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Aye Jerry Lee Lewis’ sordid, offensive infatuation of naive, fey, toothsome, innocuous, youthful hottie bimbo cousin seems iffy. Fact - kittenish Myra Gale Brown was only thirteen when that amoral paedo subjugated & traumatized her, fathering her kids. Not okay!

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Q-Tip voices Jewish support following Kanye West’s anti-Semitic comments

(HipHopDX)

"I support my Jewish friends and the Jewish people."
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DJ Fareed pinpoints hopes, while Ye just whimpers

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Accused Pelosi attacker David DePape spread QAnon, other far-right, bigoted conspiracies

(Los Angeles Times)

Accused Pelosi home invader David Wayne DePape
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Developed a made-up conspiracy as viewed in head

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Elon Musk, in a Tweet, Shares Link From Site Known to Publish False News

(The New York Times)

Elon Musk, the owner of social media network Twitter
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Mention fake news article with "Word looks true to me!"

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South Korea Halloween disaster leaves desperate families seeking word of missing

(Yahoo!)
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South Korea Halloween disaster
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Death there, in Seoul, looks as war

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‘Beloved by everyone’: Donald Trump’s tribute to late rock star

(The New Zealand Herald)

“Jerry Lee Lewis was beloved by everyone, a real bundle of talent, energy, and everything else necessary to be a star. He just passed away. Our warmest regards to his wife, Judith, and family. He will be missed!”
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Aye we agree Donny J Trump is destined to be a jailbird for his crimes, rash lies & tyranny. Yes we see a lewd wannabee, very vulgar showoff style, a very maladjusted belligerent rebel, a useless wet hothead!

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Kanye West "Apologizes" For Spreading Lies About George Floyd's Death

(The Root)

I want to apologize. Because God has shown me by what adidas is doing, by what the media is doing, I know how it feels to have a knee on my neck now.
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Now that I am foolish, Nazi-like, an antisemite, and my shoe wages ended, it is as bad as being the guy who got choked by a cop on video. Wow, who knew?

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Pelosi Attacker David Wayne DePape

(ABC7)

Pelosi Attacker David Wayne DePape ~ as deeply deviant wacko, it appeared

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As Elon Musk takes over Twitter, free speech limits tested

(Reuters)

As Elon Musk takes over Twitter, free speech is tested
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Safe act? Tsk-tsk, we sense the deeper ulterior motives

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Man who pulled officer into US Capitol mob gets seven+ years

(CNN)

Man who pulled officer into US Capitol mob gets seven+ years
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I hope mob idiot MAGAs now serve out full fly-crap sentences

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Why Did Elon Musk Walk Into Twitter With a Kitchen Sink?

(Bloomberg)

Why Did Elon Musk Walk Into Twitter With a Kitchen Sink?
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I knew it would match with "let that sink in!" (keyword: "sink")

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