Why Kyrsten Sinema left the Democratic Party

(Axios)

Why Kyrsten Sinema left the Democratic Party
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"They made my work fit the stern partisan cycle!"

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Volodymyr Zelensky Is TIME's 2022 Person of the Year

(Time)

Volodymyr Zelensky and the spirit of Ukraine
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TIME Person of the Year kindly sunk dozy rival.

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FBI agent fatally shoots armed Metro rider

(DCist)

FBI agent fatally shoots armed Metro rider
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Bloody drama, firefight, atoms' eternal rest

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World Cup 2022: Iranian players refused to sing national anthem before match with England

(Yahoo!)

Iranian players refused to sing national anthem before match with England ~ particularly now, after no-sense end - the death of benignant girl Mahsa Amini

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Fédération Internationale de Football Association

(ASOIF)

Federation Internationale de Football Association
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O, teetotal Arab nations control FIFA aide on sideline

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Elon Musk's Neuralink firm facing animal testing investigation - report

(BBC)

Elon Musk's Neuralink firm facing animal testing investigation, says report
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Figures assert it's inventing an implant killing a scarier amount of monkeys.

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Warnock’s Victory Does Not Mean Georgia Has Turned Purple—Yet

(The Bulwark)

Warnock's Victory Does Not Mean Georgia Has Turned Purple—Yet
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Trump energy handed to a GOP run cost Walker easy votes. Ironic.

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World population reaches eight billion

(CNBC)

World population reaches eight billion ~ spoiled with all our belching operation

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Dump Trump

(PBS)

Donald Trump ~ ran - dump dolt

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Senate Democrats seek 51st vote — and some breathing room — in Georgia runoff

(The Hill)

The Georgia senate runoff election is today
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A huge race! Don't ignore it & lose seat fifty-one.

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Elon Musk, Free Speech Absolutist

(Mother Jones)

Elon Musk, Free Speech Absolutist ~ speaks coherent but fulsome lies

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Bear Grylls Bear Grylls visits Ukraine ahead of a show revealing Zelenskyy's 'never-seen-before side'

(Republic)

Bear Grylls visits Ukraine
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Signature skill is bravery

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Trump vs. DeSantis: Blood on the Floor

(The Guardian)

Trump vs. DeSantis: "Blood on the Floor"
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Top one's vile, dumb, fat, old; Ron's short

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Indonesia set to punish sex before marriage with jail time

(BBC)

Indonesia set to punish sex before marriage with jail time
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As I examine...if one just gets no bride, how is it PRE-marital, eh?

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Sale of beer with alcohol banned at World Cup stadiums

(AP News)

Sale of beer with alcohol banned at World Cup stadiums
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Hoodlums will protest at end of a Budweiser bacchanal

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Bad blood: Taylor Swift fans sue Ticketmaster

(Axios)

Taylor Swift fans sue Ticketmaster
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Fees or tricky mess? Wasn't it at fault?

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Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to eleven years

(The New York Times)

Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to eleven years
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O, the sleazy banshee needs to serve time in cell

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“He’s a Lot of Fun to Be With”: Inside Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump’s Epic Bromance

(Vanity Fair)

“I’ve known J for fifteen years. Terrific guy,” Trump told New York Magazine that year for a story, “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it he enjoys his social life”
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Aye Jerry Lee Lewis’ sordid, offensive infatuation of naive, fey, toothsome, innocuous, youthful hottie bimbo cousin seems iffy. Fact - kittenish Myra Gale Brown was only thirteen when that amoral paedo subjugated & traumatized her, fathering her kids. Not okay!

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Q-Tip voices Jewish support following Kanye West’s anti-Semitic comments

(HipHopDX)

"I support my Jewish friends and the Jewish people."
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DJ Fareed pinpoints hopes, while Ye just whimpers

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Accused Pelosi attacker David DePape spread QAnon, other far-right, bigoted conspiracies

(Los Angeles Times)

Accused Pelosi home invader David Wayne DePape
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Developed a made-up conspiracy as viewed in head

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