“The Brad Pitt of mountain lions”: how P22 became Los Angeles’ wildest celebrity

(The Guardian)

“The Brad Pitt of mountain lions”: how P22 became Los Angeles’ wildest celebrity
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Loneliest wild malefic tomcat prowls, gets euthanised by phenobarbitone

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Illustration: Alex McCrae

Twitter Suspends the Accounts Tracking Musk’s Jet and The Man Behind It

(Bloomberg)

The Twitter account that tracks the movements of Elon Musk’s private jet using publicly available flight data is permanently suspended by Twitter
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Data at @elonjet isn't kept private. Check statements being given by Supreme Court: Smith v. Daily Mail protects "truthful" news that's "lawfully obtained".

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Biden signs Respect for Marriage Act, enshrining marriage equality in federal law

(CBS News)

Biden signs Respect for Marriage Act, enshrining marriage equality in federal law
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I affirm LGBTQ/interracial pairs engaged anywhere, in case some rare ruling ends it.

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Iran executes second protester

(CNBC)

Iran executes second protester ~ riot ensued, creates next corpse

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Why Kyrsten Sinema left the Democratic Party

(Axios)

Why Kyrsten Sinema left the Democratic Party
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"They made my work fit the stern partisan cycle!"

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Volodymyr Zelensky Is TIME's 2022 Person of the Year

(Time)

Volodymyr Zelensky and the spirit of Ukraine
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TIME Person of the Year kindly sunk dozy rival.

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FBI agent fatally shoots armed Metro rider

(DCist)

FBI agent fatally shoots armed Metro rider
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Bloody drama, firefight, atoms' eternal rest

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Image: Ben Schumin

World Cup 2022: Iranian players refused to sing national anthem before match with England

(Yahoo!)

Iranian players refused to sing national anthem before match with England ~ particularly now, after no-sense end - the death of benignant girl Mahsa Amini

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Fédération Internationale de Football Association

(ASOIF)

Federation Internationale de Football Association
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O, teetotal Arab nations control FIFA aide on sideline

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Elon Musk's Neuralink firm facing animal testing investigation - report

(BBC)

Elon Musk's Neuralink firm facing animal testing investigation, says report
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Figures assert it's inventing an implant killing a scarier amount of monkeys.

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Warnock’s Victory Does Not Mean Georgia Has Turned Purple—Yet

(The Bulwark)

Warnock's Victory Does Not Mean Georgia Has Turned Purple—Yet
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Trump energy handed to a GOP run cost Walker easy votes. Ironic.

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World population reaches eight billion

(CNBC)

World population reaches eight billion ~ spoiled with all our belching operation

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Dump Trump

(PBS)

Donald Trump ~ ran - dump dolt

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Senate Democrats seek 51st vote — and some breathing room — in Georgia runoff

(The Hill)

The Georgia senate runoff election is today
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A huge race! Don't ignore it & lose seat fifty-one.

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Elon Musk, Free Speech Absolutist

(Mother Jones)

Elon Musk, Free Speech Absolutist ~ speaks coherent but fulsome lies

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Bear Grylls Bear Grylls visits Ukraine ahead of a show revealing Zelenskyy's 'never-seen-before side'

(Republic)

Bear Grylls visits Ukraine
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Signature skill is bravery

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Trump vs. DeSantis: Blood on the Floor

(The Guardian)

Trump vs. DeSantis: "Blood on the Floor"
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Top one's vile, dumb, fat, old; Ron's short

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Indonesia set to punish sex before marriage with jail time

(BBC)

Indonesia set to punish sex before marriage with jail time
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As I examine...if one just gets no bride, how is it PRE-marital, eh?

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Sale of beer with alcohol banned at World Cup stadiums

(AP News)

Sale of beer with alcohol banned at World Cup stadiums
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Hoodlums will protest at end of a Budweiser bacchanal

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Bad blood: Taylor Swift fans sue Ticketmaster

(Axios)

Taylor Swift fans sue Ticketmaster
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Fees or tricky mess? Wasn't it at fault?

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