Despite Mandate, IRS Delayed Auditing Trump in Office, House Panel Finds

(The New York Times)

Despite Mandate, IRS Delayed Auditing Trump in Office, House Panel Finds
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Democrats' idea: apply funding to streamline unfinished paid fee duties

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8 Teenage Girls Charged with 'Swarming' Murder

(People)

8 Teenage Girls Charged with 'Swarming' Murder
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8 sweet gals grew hard during crime nightmare

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Ambulance strike causing deep worry, say NHS bosses

(BBC)

Ambulance strike causing deep worry, say NHS bosses
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Christmas and New Year sicknesses purely bugaboos

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Cops Give Conflicting Info on Musk’s Claim That ‘Crazy Stalker’ Followed His Son

(The Daily Beast)

Cops Give Conflicting Info on Musk’s Claim That ‘Crazy Stalker’ Followed His Son
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Zany fool is convinced Grimes talks to him; follows in car; packs lunches to gift.

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Manchin sidesteps questions on leaving Democratic Party: ‘I’ll let you know later’

(The Hill)

Manchin sidesteps questions on leaving Democratic Party: ‘I’ll let you know later’
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Kyrsten Sinema's intent and goal to run politics, however, is equally complicated!

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World’s Population Reaches 8 Billion

(Forbes)

The world's population reaches eight billion
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Global pollution raised, eh? Phew, it's nicer hot!

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The 11 reasons this was the greatest World Cup final

(Yahoo!)

This was the greatest World Cup final
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Plot was changed...with fairest result

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“The Brad Pitt of mountain lions”: how P22 became Los Angeles’ wildest celebrity

(The Guardian)

“The Brad Pitt of mountain lions”: how P22 became Los Angeles’ wildest celebrity
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Loneliest wild malefic tomcat prowls, gets euthanised by phenobarbitone

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Twitter Suspends the Accounts Tracking Musk’s Jet and The Man Behind It

(Bloomberg)

The Twitter account that tracks the movements of Elon Musk’s private jet using publicly available flight data is permanently suspended by Twitter
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Data at @elonjet isn't kept private. Check statements being given by Supreme Court: Smith v. Daily Mail protects "truthful" news that's "lawfully obtained".

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Biden signs Respect for Marriage Act, enshrining marriage equality in federal law

(CBS News)

Biden signs Respect for Marriage Act, enshrining marriage equality in federal law
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I affirm LGBTQ/interracial pairs engaged anywhere, in case some rare ruling ends it.

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Iran executes second protester

(CNBC)

Iran executes second protester ~ riot ensued, creates next corpse

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Why Kyrsten Sinema left the Democratic Party

(Axios)

Why Kyrsten Sinema left the Democratic Party
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"They made my work fit the stern partisan cycle!"

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Volodymyr Zelensky Is TIME's 2022 Person of the Year

(Time)

Volodymyr Zelensky and the spirit of Ukraine
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TIME Person of the Year kindly sunk dozy rival.

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FBI agent fatally shoots armed Metro rider

(DCist)

FBI agent fatally shoots armed Metro rider
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Bloody drama, firefight, atoms' eternal rest

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World Cup 2022: Iranian players refused to sing national anthem before match with England

(Yahoo!)

Iranian players refused to sing national anthem before match with England ~ particularly now, after no-sense end - the death of benignant girl Mahsa Amini

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Fédération Internationale de Football Association

(ASOIF)

Federation Internationale de Football Association
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O, teetotal Arab nations control FIFA aide on sideline

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Elon Musk's Neuralink firm facing animal testing investigation - report

(BBC)

Elon Musk's Neuralink firm facing animal testing investigation, says report
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Figures assert it's inventing an implant killing a scarier amount of monkeys.

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Warnock’s Victory Does Not Mean Georgia Has Turned Purple—Yet

(The Bulwark)

Warnock's Victory Does Not Mean Georgia Has Turned Purple—Yet
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Trump energy handed to a GOP run cost Walker easy votes. Ironic.

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World population reaches eight billion

(CNBC)

World population reaches eight billion ~ spoiled with all our belching operation

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Dump Trump

(PBS)

Donald Trump ~ ran - dump dolt

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