Jan. Sixers Are Using Sovereign Citizen Defenses to Try and Get Out of Prison

(The Daily Beast)

Jan. Sixers Are Using Sovereign Citizen Defenses to Try and Get Out of Prison
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Judges are urged to nix revisionists' sentencing for zaniest type of reason!

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Trump called himself 'clairvoyant' and claimed that the US is 'dying from within' in a series of Christmas messages

(Yahoo!)

Trump called himself 'clairvoyant'
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Then, very formal call: Stupid claim!

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Monster storm across US claims at least thirty-four lives

(AP News)

Monster storm across US claims at least thirty-four lives
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climate lashes, controls vast, furious storm start, misery

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Twitter restores suicide prevention feature after Reuters report

(Reuters)

Twitter restores suicide prevention feature after Reuters report
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CEO retorts to reiterate future returns as if it were never stripped.

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No, Zelensky Isn’t Fighting a ‘War on Christianity’

(The Daily Beast)

No, Zelensky Isn't Fighting a "War on Christianity"
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Crazy to think a hefty-ass religion isn't winning!

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Harry & Meghan Netflix series: Broadcaster Piers Morgan claims he's 'traumatised' after featuring in docuseries

(Newshub)

"There's not much more to say about this ruthless social-climbing piece of work who played the royal family like a greedy fame-hungry viola," Piers Morgan wrote
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Whereby siege escapologist Harry Windsor & ghastly furious wife Meghan Markle erupt, make overt choleric comments about royalty, family, and the hoi polloi

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Elon Musk orders removal of Twitter suicide prevention feature, sources say

(Reuters)

Exclusive: Elon Musk orders removal of Twitter suicide prevention feature, sources say
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No useful, wise advice for users likely serves to drive more traumatic content exposure.

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Sam Bankman-Fried is expected to appear in a New York court Thursday

(CNN)

Sam Bankman-Fried is expected to appear in a New York court Thursday
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FTX CEO is detained in Bahamas; crypto worker may return and speak up.

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Cassidy Hutchinson Says Trump World Lawyer Told Her To Mislead Jan 6 Panel

(Huffington Post)

Cassidy Hutchinson Says Trump World Lawyer Told Her To Mislead Jan 6 Panel
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Passantino tells lady a wild resort: why she can and should commit perjury.
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Man instructed: hardly show emphasis, downplay role, just say "I don't recall."

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YouTuber Adin Ross says Kanye West told him "You Jews aren't going to tell me what I can and can't say," prompting him to cancel a planned interview with the rapper

(Yahoo!)

"You Jews aren't going to tell me what I can and can't say"
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Ye declaims against any Jew. Not a talent, wrong touch!

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In Testimony, Hannity and Other Fox Employees Said They Doubted Trump’s Fraud Claims

(The New York Times)

In Testimony, Hannity and Other Fox Employees Said They Doubted Trump's Fraud Claims
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Sean's deposition had him actually defy bad, untrue pretext for Dominion System myth.

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Despite Mandate, IRS Delayed Auditing Trump in Office, House Panel Finds

(The New York Times)

Despite Mandate, IRS Delayed Auditing Trump in Office, House Panel Finds
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Democrats' idea: apply funding to streamline unfinished paid fee duties

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8 Teenage Girls Charged with 'Swarming' Murder

(People)

8 Teenage Girls Charged with 'Swarming' Murder
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8 sweet gals grew hard during crime nightmare

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Ambulance strike causing deep worry, say NHS bosses

(BBC)

Ambulance strike causing deep worry, say NHS bosses
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Christmas and New Year sicknesses purely bugaboos

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Cops Give Conflicting Info on Musk’s Claim That ‘Crazy Stalker’ Followed His Son

(The Daily Beast)

Cops Give Conflicting Info on Musk’s Claim That ‘Crazy Stalker’ Followed His Son
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Zany fool is convinced Grimes talks to him; follows in car; packs lunches to gift.

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Manchin sidesteps questions on leaving Democratic Party: ‘I’ll let you know later’

(The Hill)

Manchin sidesteps questions on leaving Democratic Party: ‘I’ll let you know later’
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Kyrsten Sinema's intent and goal to run politics, however, is equally complicated!

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World’s Population Reaches 8 Billion

(Forbes)

The world's population reaches eight billion
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Global pollution raised, eh? Phew, it's nicer hot!

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The 11 reasons this was the greatest World Cup final

(Yahoo!)

This was the greatest World Cup final
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Plot was changed...with fairest result

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“The Brad Pitt of mountain lions”: how P22 became Los Angeles’ wildest celebrity

(The Guardian)

“The Brad Pitt of mountain lions”: how P22 became Los Angeles’ wildest celebrity
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Loneliest wild malefic tomcat prowls, gets euthanised by phenobarbitone

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Illustration: Alex McCrae

Twitter Suspends the Accounts Tracking Musk’s Jet and The Man Behind It

(Bloomberg)

The Twitter account that tracks the movements of Elon Musk’s private jet using publicly available flight data is permanently suspended by Twitter
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Data at @elonjet isn't kept private. Check statements being given by Supreme Court: Smith v. Daily Mail protects "truthful" news that's "lawfully obtained".

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