Barbara Walters, pioneering US TV news anchor, dies at 93

(The Guardian)

Barbara Walters, pioneering US TV news anchor, dies at 93
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A superlative broadcaster, a winner, now a brightness

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Misogynist Influencer Andrew Tate’s Rough Week Capped by Romanian Rape Arrest

(The Daily Beast)

Misogynist Influencer Andrew Tate's Rough Week Capped by Romanian Rape Arrest
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Weird, insane, creepy man lured away to a prison after Greta Thunberg mocks penis

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Vivienne Westwood Dies: Fashion Designer Dubbed “Godmother Of Punk” Was 81

(Deadline New York)

Dame Vivienne Westwood, a fashion designer and godmother of punk icon, has died
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“I’m good - vivid orange hair, woad, fishnets, naked pudenda - who often incensed some”

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Romanian pizza box in response video to Greta Thunberg may have given away Andrew Tate’s location

(The Independent)

Romanian pizza box in response video to Greta Thunberg may have given away Andrew Tate's location
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Maybe not true. Cops are experts in analyzing data. However, wasn't it amazing, no-good, naive behavior?

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Pelé dies aged 82: tributes paid to a football great

(The Guardian)

“Pelé kicked magnificently with both feet, headed with his eyes open, scored goals like no one else, made passes that surprised even his teammates, killed the ball on his chest as if he were cradling it like a baby in his arms”
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Sentimentalists say he’s been ranked the king of football, i.e. he is the most acclaimed magnificent player, is best ball kicker in the world, he won three World Cups. Aye the messiah has died I sigh, keep his deeds alive please

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The Final Campaign Inside Donald Trump’s sad, lonely, thirsty, broken, basically pretend run for reelection. (Which isn’t to say he can’t win.)

(New York Magazine)

Do you remember how Sunset Boulevard ends? Norma Desmond shoots and kills the writer, a fraudster who has fallen under the spell of her charisma, just as he summons the courage to walk away. Her sycophantic butler flips. There are no enablers left to protect her. A final fantasy, a fake movie set, is staged in the mansion’s entryway. The lights go on, and she is lured before the cameras, where the police are waiting to haul her away
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Trump dynasty endgame: Shallow stylemeister Ivanka & husband separate themselves from her sentenced treasonous father Donald. He is a wealth poseur & real estate crook. He plays last golf round at Mar-a-Lago. He seethes before police haul his manacled ass away. Robot muse Melania, she returns to NY without Barron to iron her wrinkles. Thwarted featherweight hominids Don Jr. & Eric who chug beer. Ineffectual Tiffany - who’s she?

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Unclaimed luggage piles up at airports following Southwest cancellations

(National Public Radio)

Unclaimed luggage piles up at airports following Southwest cancellations
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Awful climate clouts US; airline grapples with no plans; locations get gouged

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Suspect in Paul Pelosi attack pleads not guilty to state charges

(ABC News)

Suspect in Paul Pelosi attack pleads not guilty to state charges
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DePape, at Nancy's gate to cut political target, hits spouse's skull

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Trump insider says ‘some accurate stuff’ in profile of moribund 2024 campaign

(The Guardian)

“A washed-up star locked away in a mansion from the 1920s, afraid of the world outside, afraid it will remind him that time has passed” - The Final Campaign
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What a sad thwarted fanatical gimp Donald Trump is - he’s like Norma Desmond - ah, how pitiful it is as a defeated falsifier with no charisma anymore

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Representative-elect George Santos admits to lying about his past

(CBS News)

Representative-elect George Santos admits to lying about his past
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As detectives say to paragon Mr T, attesting to heel spurs’ one big lie

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Jan. Sixers Are Using Sovereign Citizen Defenses to Try and Get Out of Prison

(The Daily Beast)

Jan. Sixers Are Using Sovereign Citizen Defenses to Try and Get Out of Prison
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Judges are urged to nix revisionists' sentencing for zaniest type of reason!

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Trump called himself 'clairvoyant' and claimed that the US is 'dying from within' in a series of Christmas messages

(Yahoo!)

Trump called himself 'clairvoyant'
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Then, very formal call: Stupid claim!

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Monster storm across US claims at least thirty-four lives

(AP News)

Monster storm across US claims at least thirty-four lives
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climate lashes, controls vast, furious storm start, misery

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Twitter restores suicide prevention feature after Reuters report

(Reuters)

Twitter restores suicide prevention feature after Reuters report
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CEO retorts to reiterate future returns as if it were never stripped.

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No, Zelensky Isn’t Fighting a ‘War on Christianity’

(The Daily Beast)

No, Zelensky Isn't Fighting a "War on Christianity"
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Crazy to think a hefty-ass religion isn't winning!

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Harry & Meghan Netflix series: Broadcaster Piers Morgan claims he's 'traumatised' after featuring in docuseries

(Newshub)

"There's not much more to say about this ruthless social-climbing piece of work who played the royal family like a greedy fame-hungry viola," Piers Morgan wrote
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Whereby siege escapologist Harry Windsor & ghastly furious wife Meghan Markle erupt, make overt choleric comments about royalty, family, and the hoi polloi

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Elon Musk orders removal of Twitter suicide prevention feature, sources say

(Reuters)

Exclusive: Elon Musk orders removal of Twitter suicide prevention feature, sources say
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No useful, wise advice for users likely serves to drive more traumatic content exposure.

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Sam Bankman-Fried is expected to appear in a New York court Thursday

(CNN)

Sam Bankman-Fried is expected to appear in a New York court Thursday
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FTX CEO is detained in Bahamas; crypto worker may return and speak up.

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Cassidy Hutchinson Says Trump World Lawyer Told Her To Mislead Jan 6 Panel

(Huffington Post)

Cassidy Hutchinson Says Trump World Lawyer Told Her To Mislead Jan 6 Panel
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Passantino tells lady a wild resort: why she can and should commit perjury.
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Man instructed: hardly show emphasis, downplay role, just say "I don't recall."

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YouTuber Adin Ross says Kanye West told him "You Jews aren't going to tell me what I can and can't say," prompting him to cancel a planned interview with the rapper

(Yahoo!)

"You Jews aren't going to tell me what I can and can't say"
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Ye declaims against any Jew. Not a talent, wrong touch!

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