All the House Republicans who have called for George Santos to resign

(Axios)

All the House Republicans who have called for George Santos to resign
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Lots of colleagues share death-blow grievances — no, not *real* higher-ups!

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Singer Lisa Marie Presley rushed to hospital after possible cardiac arrest

(The Guardian)

Singer Lisa Marie Presley rushed to hospital after possible cardiac arrest
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Familiar parallel saga perturbs. Theory: cocaine, stress or diets - she dies. RIP

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Eleven takeaways from Prince Harry's Memoir

(The New York Times)

Eleven takeaways from Prince Harry's Memoir
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Royal wimp raver cries, "No!" Makes father enemy

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Food Prices Decline In December Following “Two Very Volatile Years”

(Caribbean News Now!)

Two very volatile years ~ As wily overtly overeat

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Trump's money man headed for Riker's Island

(Business Insider)
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Trump's money man headed for Riker's Island
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Marked felony assured hard imprisonment

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Spare by Prince Harry, The Duke of Sussex

(Amazon)

Brigitte Macron proposed “phallus and golden balls” for Notre Dame

(The Times)

Brigitte Macron proposed ‘phallus and golden balls’ for Notre Dame
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Good Lord! Hell’s boring! A profane oddball rampant tumescent spire!

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Brand New Florida GOP Rep. Cory Mills Jokes About Vicious Attack On Paul Pelosi

(Huffington Post)

Brand New Florida GOP Rep. Cory Mills Jokes About Vicious Attack On Paul Pelosi
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A bad Republican politician posts junk "gay lover" claim to spouse of old worker.

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Can the UK's race to space take off?

(BBC)

Can the UK's race to space take off?
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No! Rockets efface cash at uptake

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McCarthy Wins Speakership on 15th Attempt, Breaking Historic Impasse after Late-Night Drama

(National Review)

McCarthy Wins Speakership
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A yachtsmen’s shipwreck - RIP

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Here are the Republican alternatives for speaker if McCarthy's bid falls through

(Fox News)

Here are the Republican alternatives for speaker if McCarthy's bid falls through
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The right preferred Scalise or Stefanik hire by far, but Trump'll also have a chance...

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As legal pot grows, more kids sickened by edibles at home

(AP News)

As legal pot grows, more kids sickened by edibles at home
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Make some weed dish OK! Congress'd probably legislate it

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Brazilian Authorities Will Revive Fraud Case Against George Santos

(The New York Times)

Brazilian Authorities Will Revive Fraud Case Against George Santos
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Ages ago, a liar realized fault via his actions, but now tries reversing!

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Bills’ Hamlin collapses on field, gets CPR; game suspended

(AP News)

Bills’ Hamlin collapses on field, gets CPR; game suspended
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Big man collides, clips helmet, falls deep, ends up on grass

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A Heavily Armed Man Caused Panic at a Supermarket. But Did He Break the Law?

(The New York Times)

A Heavily Armed Man Caused Panic at a Supermarket. But Did He Break the Law?
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A peculiar buyer with a musket never made a threat, and lacked a bad mishap

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Bolsonaro lands in Florida, avoiding handover of power to leftist Lula

(NBC News)

Bolsonaro lands in Florida, avoiding handover of power to leftist Lula
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“I lost!” Vulgar poor loser’s wild vitriol, a bad felon, nonfan, a defiant hood

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Bryan Kohberger, suspect in the University of Idaho homicides

(Idaho Statesman)

Bryan Kohberger, suspect in the University of Idaho homicides
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Chief said every crime bit (her DNA) points to bookish guy. He runs.

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The language that doesn't use 'no'

(BBC)

Uh-oh, a latent 'guess not' negated ~ the language that doesn't use 'no'?

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Editor's note: Actually, the language does have "no". See section titled "Negation" (p. 71) in this paper.

Elon Musk becomes first person ever to lose $200 billion

(New York Post)

Elon Musk becomes first person ever to lose $200 billion
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Remember: loose-lip folks not too clever in business!

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Barbara Walters, pioneering US TV news anchor, dies at 93

(The Guardian)

Barbara Walters, pioneering US TV news anchor, dies at 93
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A superlative broadcaster, a winner, now a brightness

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