Citing Accessibility, State Department Ditches Times New Roman for Calibri

(The New York Times)

Citing Accessibility, State Department Ditches Times New Roman for Calibri
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Clinic to type its comms with a big sans-serif letter, admit it can be read nicer.

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Spare: how the soap opera around Prince Harry’s memoir will affect the royal brand

(The New Zealand Herald)

The “Spare” protagonists Harry Meghan The Queen The Duke of Edinburgh Prince Charles Diana Camilla Andrew William Kate

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A heel, eh? An actor bride Grandma Prince King A late mother A mistress - ugh! Redundant, I know, eh? Alpha Willy Quasi-perfect, eh?

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Deadly Nepal plane crash

(AP News)

Deadly Nepal plane crash ~ scandal really happened

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Jair Bolsonaro

(Yahoo! News)

Jair Bolsonaro
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Jail soon, or bar

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Marjorie Taylor Green Warns Enemies of God's Vengeance

(Newsweek)

Marjorie Taylor Green Warns Enemies of God's Vengeance
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Marjorie Taylor Green's essence? Engaged in war of venom...

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Woman divorces husband because he 'never made me tea'

(The Daily Express)

Woman divorces husband because he never made me tea, ~ washed, ironed, or vacuumed even. Best she became a man?

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An FAA computer glitch grounded flights across the US

(MSN)

An FAA computer glitch grounds flights across the US
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Thus, call affects customers going on trips. A drag, huh?

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All the House Republicans who have called for George Santos to resign

(Axios)

All the House Republicans who have called for George Santos to resign
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Lots of colleagues share death-blow grievances — no, not *real* higher-ups!

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Singer Lisa Marie Presley rushed to hospital after possible cardiac arrest

(The Guardian)

Singer Lisa Marie Presley rushed to hospital after possible cardiac arrest
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Familiar parallel saga perturbs. Theory: cocaine, stress or diets - she dies. RIP

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Eleven takeaways from Prince Harry's Memoir

(The New York Times)

Eleven takeaways from Prince Harry's Memoir
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Royal wimp raver cries, "No!" Makes father enemy

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Food Prices Decline In December Following “Two Very Volatile Years”

(Caribbean News Now!)

Two very volatile years ~ As wily overtly overeat

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Trump's money man headed for Riker's Island

(Business Insider)
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Trump's money man headed for Riker's Island
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Marked felony assured hard imprisonment

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Spare by Prince Harry, The Duke of Sussex

(Amazon)

Brigitte Macron proposed “phallus and golden balls” for Notre Dame

(The Times)

Brigitte Macron proposed ‘phallus and golden balls’ for Notre Dame
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Good Lord! Hell’s boring! A profane oddball rampant tumescent spire!

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Brand New Florida GOP Rep. Cory Mills Jokes About Vicious Attack On Paul Pelosi

(Huffington Post)

Brand New Florida GOP Rep. Cory Mills Jokes About Vicious Attack On Paul Pelosi
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A bad Republican politician posts junk "gay lover" claim to spouse of old worker.

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Can the UK's race to space take off?

(BBC)

Can the UK's race to space take off?
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No! Rockets efface cash at uptake

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McCarthy Wins Speakership on 15th Attempt, Breaking Historic Impasse after Late-Night Drama

(National Review)

McCarthy Wins Speakership
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A yachtsmen’s shipwreck - RIP

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Here are the Republican alternatives for speaker if McCarthy's bid falls through

(Fox News)

Here are the Republican alternatives for speaker if McCarthy's bid falls through
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The right preferred Scalise or Stefanik hire by far, but Trump'll also have a chance...

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As legal pot grows, more kids sickened by edibles at home

(AP News)

As legal pot grows, more kids sickened by edibles at home
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Make some weed dish OK! Congress'd probably legislate it

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Brazilian Authorities Will Revive Fraud Case Against George Santos

(The New York Times)

Brazilian Authorities Will Revive Fraud Case Against George Santos
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Ages ago, a liar realized fault via his actions, but now tries reversing!

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