Kung Fu Nuns of Nepal Smash Convention

(The New York Times)

Kung Fu Nuns of Nepal Smash Convention
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Nuns vs. Monks - Gonna hit? No, peaceful fun...

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Disqualification From Office: Donald Trump v. the 39th Congress

(Lawfare)

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."
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Donald John Trump:
Indict The Bratty Chief Felon, Cheap, Cheater, Criminal, Inept, Insecure, Ruinous, Traitorous Tweeter, Hateful, Televised, Unesteemed, Embarrassed, Sore Loser, Soft, Primitive, Effete Boobies, Tiny Mushroom Tooled, Toothy, Toupeed, Unfit, Shiftiest Draft Dodger Son, Low IQ, Orange Con Artist Nonsense Rot Ass...
Please.

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Papers drop Dilbert

(Axios)

Papers drop Dilbert
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Lop! Stripped, barred

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All Living Cells Could Have The Molecular Machinery For a 'Sixth Sense'

(ScienceAlert)

All Living Cells Could Have The Molecular Machinery For a 'Sixth Sense'
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Hah - "Magnetic!" - Fun, sensual sex? Or holier. It's called love. Very calm, chill.

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Focus: Ukraine's children of war

(The New Zealand Herald)

Focus: Ukraine's children of war
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Fearful sick urchins and/or woe

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The brain of an older person

(Yahoo!)

The brain of an older person
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Draft Honorable pensioner

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Paris Hilton reveals name of new baby as Phoenix Barron Hilton Reum

(Evening Standard)

Phoenix Barron Hilton Reum
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Birth name noun or prolix, eh?

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Haley swipes at 'faded name'

(Reuters)

Haley swipes at 'faded name'
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female needs dais & pathway

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Dolly Parton says she doesn't eat anything that Miley Cyrus cooks because 'it would have no taste'

(Insider)

Dolly Parton says she doesn't eat anything that Miley Cyrus cooks because 'it would have no taste'
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Deadpan: Note - I can't, because you're tasteless. Oh my, holy cow, your vile songs stink. That's that, lady!

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Koons 'balloon dog' sculpture shattered

(Business Insider)

Koons 'balloon dog' sculpture shattered
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Oops! Lord, don't touch keen blue glass art

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Croatian restaurant offers one pot menu cooked by robotic chef

(Reuters)

Croatian restaurant serves fresh menu cooked by ~ a robotic master chef and, ask us, everyone returns!

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Raquel Welch, ‘Fantastic Voyage’ star, has died

(CNN)

Raquel Welch, ‘Fantastic Voyage’ star, has died
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Oh, gad, she was really carved quite fantastic

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Blake Lively Reveals She and Ryan Reynolds Have Welcomed Baby No. 4: 'Been Busy'

(People)

Blake Lively Reveals She and Ryan Reynolds Have Welcomed Baby No. 4: 'Been Busy'
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Ah yes, news: Blake and Ryan have been busy - lively, lacey blond bedroom revels

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Google Bard AI blows answer, stock plunges

(NewsBytes)

Google Bard AI blows answer, stock plunges
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So, sale spot was a bugger wreck. Bing nod: "LOL"

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Wall Street bullish on Ron DeSantis's presidential prospects in 2024

(New York Post)

Wall Street bullish on Ron DeSantis's presidential prospects in 2024
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Wall Street's bullshit press spin - tis odd plan. No one is certain re: 2024.

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Codebreakers have finally deciphered the lost letters of Mary, Queen of Scots

(Popular Science)

Codebreakers have finally deciphered the lost letters of Mary, Queen of Scots
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Aha! Queen's other real secret notes decrypted, led by civil team (offshore folks)

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The Humanoid Robot NASA Is Helping Build

(CNet)

The Humanoid Robot NASA Is Helping Build
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Is it named HAL? Huh, a troubling biped, soon

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China Speaks Out After Another Spy Balloon Discovered

(Newsweek)

China Speaks Out After Another Spy Balloon Discovered
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Oops - our bad... Fact: Another lie in the sky, over landscapes...

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Chinese Spy Balloon Over Montana

(NBC News)
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Chinese Spy Balloon Over Montana
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Only observin' coastal phenomena?

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Florida weighs mandating menstrual cycle details for female athletes

(AP News)

Florida weighs mandating menstrual cycle details for female athletes
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Weirdo Desantis. He collects girl stuff - free! A male thing. A mental malady.

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