Tupperware stock plunges after warning it could go out of business

(CNN)

Tupperware stock plunges after warning it could go out of business
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Plastic tubs, cups & lids. Wow, OK, no future for it... Reengage? No. Page turns...

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Trump's fake whammy bar

(Guitar World)

Trump's fake whammy bar
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Why strum? Make amp barf

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SpaceX rocket explosion illustrates Elon Musk's 'successful failure' formula

(Reuters)
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SpaceX rocket explosion illustrates Elon Musk's 'successful failure' formula
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Example of success? LOL! Skeptical souls talk of Mars excursion's lure in future.

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Giant sketch in field marks Picasso death anniversary

(BBC)

Giant sketch in field marks Picasso death anniversary
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As a very graphic candid likeness of an artist, methinks

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Ukraine children back home after alleged deportation

(Newshub)

Ukraine children back home after alleged deportation
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Behold a crooked criminal - halt degenerate freak Putin

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Deadly cobra in cockpit forces emergency landing

(BBC)

Deadly cobra in cockpit forces emergency landing
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"O crap! Big snake!" adding, "My frenetic colon recycled."

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Tesla workers shared sensitive images recorded by customer cars

(Reuters)

Tesla workers shared sensitive images recorded by customer cars
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Cameras remotely see a driver's wicked secrets or son's drug habits

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The quantum world: A concise guide to the particles that make reality

(New Scientist)

The quantum world: A concise guide to the particles that make reality
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Get out! Not what it seems - real quirky & hard to accept. Me? I'd hallucinate...

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Gov. Reeves Declares Confederate Heritage Month, A 30-Year-Old Mississippi Tradition

(The Mississippi Free Press)
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Gov. Reeves Declares Confederate Heritage Month, A Thirty-Year-Old Mississippi Tradition
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A credo & ode to evil-eye grandfather: secret Mississippi tradition - Slavery Heritage Month!

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Artist to Watch: Guitarist Sophie Lloyd

(Yahoo!)

Guitarist Sophie Lloyd
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I play hits (girl outdoes!)

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Image: Sophie Lloyd

Nato condemns Putin's dangerous nuclear rhetoric

(BBC)

Nato condemns Putin's dangerous nuclear rhetoric
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Cold Russian manic enough to turn on pretend scare

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Fired Tucker Carlson Producer Now Suggests Fox News Lawyers Pressured Her to Lie

(The Daily Beast)

Fired Tucker Carlson Producer Now Suggests Fox News Lawyers Pressured Her to Lie
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Network's express orders for crews: "Guys, election fraud would help secure ratings!"

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
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Elon Musk Bids Farewell to the Metaverse

(TheStreet)

Elon Musk Bids Farewell to the Metaverse
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Levels this real dumb tweet: "No more fakes"

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Stormy Daniels opens up on death threats after Trump indictment

(1 News)

Stormy Daniels opens up on death threats after Trump indictment
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“Lofts”, she tutted “Crime doesn’t pay - put the errant madman in prison!”

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Credit Suisse secures $54 bln lifeline as authorities rush to prevent global bank crisis

(Reuters)

Credit Suisse
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Credit issues
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US descries it

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The rise and stunning fall of Silicon Valley Bank

(Axios)

The rise and stunning fall of Silicon Valley Bank
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Financing those bad venture loans finally kills!

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Facebook, Instagram parent company to cut another 10,000 workers

(USA Today)

More Meta layoffs: Facebook, Instagram parent company to cut another 10,000 workers
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"Met a" cruel king. Name? Mark. Money? Ha, correct, tons! Boots staff. "Pay warfare" op, too

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Another atmospheric river

(CNN)

Another atmospheric river
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Severe hot tropic rain harm

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This Is the Best Cardio Machine in the Gym, According to Research

(Runner's World)

The treadmill is the best cardio machine in the gym
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It's science, and I'm told my heart might be healthier!

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Victoria’s Secret Is Bringing Back Its Fashion Show

(Yahoo!)

Victoria’s Secret Is Bringing Back Its Fashion Show
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OK, sir, it is chic fabrics! I view on stage bras 'n' thongs.

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