This is why Trump lies like there’s no tomorrow

(The New Zealand Herald)

Even so, no indictment could capture the enormity of the damage Trump has inflicted on the American body politic with his bad faith, grifting and fundamentally amoral character
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That effigy of terminal carcinoma, that goddamn deviant fraudulent usurping dictator whose hypnotic declamation incited feral rabble, henchmen & Capitol riot - end this mayhem

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Duncan Cumming

Dalai Lama regrets asking boy to 'suck my tongue' after footage surfaces online

(upday)

Dalai Lama regrets asking boy to 'suck my tongue' after footage surfaces online
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Yet most agree curious tale of Lang Darma’s black tongue is key - not a gaffe or sin

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Astronomers May Have Detected a Hypothetical 'Strange Star' in Space

(ScienceAlert)

Astronomers May Have Detected a Hypothetical 'Strange Star' in Space
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Leonard Nimoy, perhaps & his ears? "Star-Tech" voyage - cadet act testament

Anagram: Steve Allison

Martha Stewart Wore a Plunging One-Piece on the Cover of 'Sports Illustrated' Swimsuit at 81

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Martha Stewart Wore a Plunging One-Piece on the Cover of 'Sports Illustrated' Swimsuit at 81
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Wow! Fatuous plastic surgeon restoration made her 18 in perspective with all garments. OTT!

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Automakers cram fake gears in EVs

(The Verge)

Automakers cram fake gears in EVs
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Ask: are making true farce ass move?

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Miley Cyrus' 'Rainbowland' stirs Waukesha school concert controversy

(Fox6)

Miley Cyrus' 'Rainbowland' stirs Waukesha school concert controversy
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However, ban reason wasn't any lyric; sky colors could hurt some critics
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Kermit's Rainbow Connection? Yes, our chorus class'll try a sad cover. Why?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Rita Lee dead at 75: Singer and Brazil’s ‘queen of rock’ mourned internationally

(The Sun)

The singer Rita Lee has died
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“Ethereal star indeed” I sigh

Anagram: Julian Lofts

“No one is above the law”: Reactions to Trump indictment

(Al Jazeera)

“No one is above the law”: Reactions to Trump indictment
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Oh to convict & imprison a detestable wanton mutineer

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Dead birds get new life: New Mexico researchers develop taxidermy bird drones

(Reuters)

Taxidermy mechanical drones made out of wild birds
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New Mexico Tech did a study of mid-airborne Mallards.

Anagram: Dharam Khalsa

Justice Alito’s fishing trip is the latest proof

(Vox)

Justice Alito’s fishing trip is the latest proof ~ senior jurist's pathetic. Title's "Foolish fat pig."

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

DeSantis in Iowa

(AP News)

DeSantis in Iowa ~ was insane idiot

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Matt Johnson

Durham report on Trump-Russia investigation: What led to it and what happens next

(The New Zealand Herald)

Durham report on Trump-Russia investigation: What led to it and what happens next
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Anagram: Print as truth - no hoax. Putin tapped his wires and led Mr T to win the US vote

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Stanley Zimny

German surgeon fired after getting hospital cleaner to assist amputation

(AP News)

German surgeon fired after getting hospital cleaner to assist amputation
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Separating me, after I use a strong man to hold patient's leg for cutting? Raise!

Anagram: Dharam Khalsa
Image: Zdenko Zivkovic

Mike Pence testifies in criminal probe of Trump and Capitol riot

(BBC)

Mike Pence testifies in criminal probe of Trump and Capitol riot
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“I lied” - sick impenitent POTUS, perpetrator of mob & financial crime

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey

Supreme Court to consider overruling Chevron doctrine

(The Hill)

Supreme Court may reconsider Chevron Doctrine ~ study comprehensive admin error occurrence

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Lauren Packard

How to train your brain to increase your attention span

(Fast Company)

Train your brain to increase your attention span
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As you beat irritants, interruption, or annoyance.

Anagram: Dharam Khalsa
Image: Lars Plougmann

Homeless in the City Where He Was Once Mayor

(The New York Times)

Homeless in the City Where He Was Once Mayor
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Meet Coyner, as he is in a shelter. Why? How come?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Homeless in the City Where He Was Once Mayor
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He may easily show hermit where to ensconce

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Homeless in the City Where He Was Once Mayor
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He seems healthy. Economics went haywire or ...?

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Homeless in the City Where He Was Once Mayor
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Shame, oh city... He sees a whole winter & no mercy

Anagram: Steve Allison

Image: Deschutes County Historical Society

NY DA Bragg sues US Rep. Jim Jordan

(YouTube)

NY DA Bragg sues US Rep. Jim Jordan
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DA sandbags one pursuer (grimy JJ)

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Ruperto Miller

Jerry Springer, 79, has died

(News24)

Springer has died
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Dreads perishing

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: elycefeliz

Gunmen shoot up resort in central Mexico

(AP News)

Gunmen shoot up resort in central Mexico
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Come to relax in the sun, stumping coroner

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Carl Campbell