Eminem Tells Vivek Ramaswamy to Stop Rapping His Songs

(The New York Times)

GOP Presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy
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Lawyer's attack advised: avoid rapping Eminem!

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Tropical Storm Idalia forms near Mexico, heads to Florida

(Yahoo! News)

The tropical storm Idalia
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Admiral: "Peril to hit coast!"

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How to Flirt, According to a Bartender

(The Cut)

How to Flirt, According to a Bartender
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Treat a crowd, no hint of debt... or garlic

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A RIGHT MUG: World’s famous mugshots as Donald Trump hauled to jail – from Paris Hilton’s drunk drive to David Bowie’s drugs charge

(The Sun)

Ten great examples of the most famous mugshots in the world Hugh Grant Lindsay Lohan Frank Sinatra Paris Hilton OJ Simpson Michael Jackson David Bowie Cher (then Cherilyn Sarkisian) Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods Donald Trump

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Fellatio - hmm, what was he thinking?! Klepto phenomenon and sot Seduction DUI Murder, killing ex Wacko pedo, sodomy Marijuana Botched driving Also Flagrant liar, gross nastiness, psycho - harsh jail stretch for that sinner Mr T!

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A Trump mug shot for history

(The New York Times)

A Trump mug shot for history
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Hurry! Format photo, it's smug!
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I rush to format grumpy shot.

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Former president with a mug shot

(CNN)

Former president with a mug shot
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"Who, me?" ... sinister Godfather Trump

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Mug shot released of ex-President Trump

(AP News)

Mug shot released of ex-President Trump
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Despite mess, he made return to X for plug

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Donald Trump mugshot would join album of famous faces

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Donald Trump mugshot
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Mad thug Don’s rum plot

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Trump hired Steve Sadow

(The New York Times)

Trump hired Steve Sadow
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Push toward time served?

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GOP debate: They're all losers

(The San Francisco Chronicle)
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GOP debate: They're all losers ~ those reprobates (allegedly)

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Prosecutors say witness in Trump's classified documents case retracted false testimony

(AP News)

Prosecutors say witness in Trump's classified documents case retracted false testimony
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Lawyer's conflicts of interest made a man discuss President's security tapes mess to court

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‘Corrupt’, ‘Biased’, ‘Deranged’: Could Trump’s taunts land him in jail?

(The New Zealand Herald)

Tanya Chutkan - ‘She obviously wants me behind bars. Very biased and unfair’ Jack Smith - ‘deranged’ Fani Willis - ‘corrupt’ Ruby Freeman - ‘a professional vote scammer’

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Trump - Mr Big, a fleshy insurrectionist Kevin McCarthy - a shrewd toady bastard, a bad joker Melania - a chosen Slovenian fluff spurned an abusive womaniser, Bye.

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Five key moments in the crushing of Afghan women's rights

(BBC)

Five key moments in the crushing of Afghan women's rights
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Feminism veto key! Shah warmongers then cuffing on sight!

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Maui death toll rises

(The Guardian)

Maui death toll rises
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It's literal madhouse

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Utah man killed by FBI owned "Democrat Eradicator" gun

(AP News)

Utah man killed by FBI owned "Democrat Eradicator" gun
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Bulky armed malefactor bought ordnance, died in wait

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Tourists flock to Chinese zoo to see 'human-like' bear

(Reuters)

Tourists flock to Chinese zoo to see "human-like" bear
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O, the focus looks like a man. The best cure is to zero in!

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Sea drone hits Russian tanker

(Reuters)

Sea drone hits Russian tanker
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Er, Russki nation earns deaths

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Two US Navy sailors arrested on charges tied to national security and China

(AP News)

Two US Navy sailors arrested on charges tied to national security and China
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O, nasty, scurvy US-Asian seadogs err, indoctrinated to alliance with another

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Trump Pleads Not Guilty to Plotting to Overturn the 2020 Election

(The New York Times)

Trump Pleads Not Guilty to Plotting to Overturn Election
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Tempting top attorneys to turn up to grill convoluted lie.

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False claims that heatwave is bogus spread online

(BBC)

False claims that heatwave is bogus spread online
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Fatal globe warmth issue also has evidence in past!

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