The rise and fall of Luis Rubiales: from Spanish football president to pariah

(The Guardian)
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President Luis Rubiales
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Undesirable purist lies

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Fatal One-Chip Challenge

(The New York Times)

Fatal One-Chip Challenge
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Nice hot pang, faecal hell

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Enrique Tarrio gets record sentence

(AP News)

Enrique Tarrio gets record sentence
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Grotesque irons, certain deterrence

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Stormy conditions leave thousands stranded at Burning Man Festival

(National Public Radio)

The yearly Burning Man festival in Nevada
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Many felt a heavy rain; driving's untenable

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Scientologists Don't Want Randos

(Gizmodo)

Scientologists Don't Want Randos
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So net twist: no standards, no logic

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Mitch McConnell freezes for second time during press event

BBC)

US Senator Mitch McConnell
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Almost silent? Much concern.

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Live worm found in woman's brain - world-first discovery

(The Guardian)

Live worm found in woman's brain - world-first discovery
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A foul inward vermin discomforts 'er, visibly worn down

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Eminem Tells Vivek Ramaswamy to Stop Rapping His Songs

(The New York Times)

GOP Presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy
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Lawyer's attack advised: avoid rapping Eminem!

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Tropical Storm Idalia forms near Mexico, heads to Florida

(Yahoo! News)

The tropical storm Idalia
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Admiral: "Peril to hit coast!"

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How to Flirt, According to a Bartender

(The Cut)

How to Flirt, According to a Bartender
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Treat a crowd, no hint of debt... or garlic

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A RIGHT MUG: World’s famous mugshots as Donald Trump hauled to jail – from Paris Hilton’s drunk drive to David Bowie’s drugs charge

(The Sun)

Ten great examples of the most famous mugshots in the world Hugh Grant Lindsay Lohan Frank Sinatra Paris Hilton OJ Simpson Michael Jackson David Bowie Cher (then Cherilyn Sarkisian) Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods Donald Trump

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Fellatio - hmm, what was he thinking?! Klepto phenomenon and sot Seduction DUI Murder, killing ex Wacko pedo, sodomy Marijuana Botched driving Also Flagrant liar, gross nastiness, psycho - harsh jail stretch for that sinner Mr T!

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A Trump mug shot for history

(The New York Times)

A Trump mug shot for history
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Hurry! Format photo, it's smug!
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I rush to format grumpy shot.

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Former president with a mug shot

(CNN)

Former president with a mug shot
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"Who, me?" ... sinister Godfather Trump

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Mug shot released of ex-President Trump

(AP News)

Mug shot released of ex-President Trump
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Despite mess, he made return to X for plug

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Donald Trump mugshot would join album of famous faces

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Donald Trump mugshot
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Mad thug Don’s rum plot

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Trump hired Steve Sadow

(The New York Times)

Trump hired Steve Sadow
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Push toward time served?

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GOP debate: They're all losers

(The San Francisco Chronicle)
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GOP debate: They're all losers ~ those reprobates (allegedly)

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Prosecutors say witness in Trump's classified documents case retracted false testimony

(AP News)

Prosecutors say witness in Trump's classified documents case retracted false testimony
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Lawyer's conflicts of interest made a man discuss President's security tapes mess to court

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‘Corrupt’, ‘Biased’, ‘Deranged’: Could Trump’s taunts land him in jail?

(The New Zealand Herald)

Tanya Chutkan - ‘She obviously wants me behind bars. Very biased and unfair’ Jack Smith - ‘deranged’ Fani Willis - ‘corrupt’ Ruby Freeman - ‘a professional vote scammer’

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Trump - Mr Big, a fleshy insurrectionist Kevin McCarthy - a shrewd toady bastard, a bad joker Melania - a chosen Slovenian fluff spurned an abusive womaniser, Bye.

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Five key moments in the crushing of Afghan women's rights

(BBC)

Five key moments in the crushing of Afghan women's rights
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Feminism veto key! Shah warmongers then cuffing on sight!

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