Alex Jones can't use bankruptcy protection, must pay Sandy Hook victims

(1 News)

Alex Jones can't use bankruptcy protection, must pay Sandy Hook victims
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No, justice exhorts one vile sick dumb nasty nasty crackpot man to pay up

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Chesebro, Powell plead guilty

(USA Today)

Chesebro, Powell plead guilty
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They're culpable, low, dog piles

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‘Angry and Afraid’: Tensions High in New York Over Israel-Hamas War

(The New York Times)

Brooklyn march shows solidarity with Palestinians
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New York's rich old boys, anti-war optimists. Inshallah.

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Elon Musk Promotes Unhinged Pizzagate Conspiracy Right After Israel Visit

(The Daily Beast)

Elon Musk Promotes Unhinged Pizzagate Conspiracy Right After Israel Visit
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Cringy theorist parrots various puzzling memes, citing a fake Post headline.

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Longtime girlfriend of former NHL player Adam Johnson made heartbreaking discovery following his death: report

(Fox News)

Girlfriend of ex-NHL star reportedly made agonizing discovery after his death
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Lover had realized player had ring designs, hinting of excited efforts to marry
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Petgrave is highly sorry for directing reflex as hazard; did not mean to end life

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London hate crimes rise again in wake of Middle East conflict

(Reuters)

London hate crimes
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Loath, condemn rise
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Oh no, let racism end

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US Navy Rescues Ship from Pirate Attack in Aden

(The New York Times)

US Navy Rescues Ship from Pirate Attack in Aden
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Further manoeuvers assisted panicky captain

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Pierre de Fermat’s Link to a High School Student’s Prime Math Proof

(Quanta)

Pierre de Fermat's Link to a High School Student's Prime Math Proof
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"Little Theorem" prompts mad push on a kind of higher-factor series!

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Outrage as Taylor Swift fan dies at Rio de Janeiro concert in sweltering heat amid water bottle ban

(Newshub)

Taylor Swift fan dies
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“No water!” said stiffly

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Speaker Michael Johnson, R. La.

(NBC News)

Speaker Michael Johnson, R. La.
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Recap: he's major snake on Hill

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At least 22 killed in Maine shootings

(CNN)

Mass shooting in Lewiston, Maine
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Man aiming his tool. Witnesses: "No!!"

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Three Indian cities among world's 10 most polluted after Diwali

(MSN)

Three Indian cities among most polluted post Diwali
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Municipalities lost Light and promoted woe instead

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Elon Musk backs antisemitic claim; Tesla shares tumble

(Axios)

Elon Musk backs antisemitic claim; Tesla shares tumble
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Man's "actual truth" comment is lies; meek bile lacks basis.

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Who is Javier Milei? Argentina’s new far-right president ‘El Loco’ takes the stage

(The Guardian)

Argentina’s new President Javier Milei
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We jeer at vile inept man, is nadir - resign!

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Netanyahu Says Israeli Troops Have Pushed Into Gaza

(The New York Times)

Israel Pushes Into Gaza in 'Second Stage of the War'
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Toughest Palestinians agonize, scared, show fear.

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Here are the key players in the Hamas-Israel conflict

(Yahoo! News)

Here are the key players in the Hamas-Israel conflict 1. Hamas 2. Israel Defense Forces 3. Lion’s Den 4. Gaza Strip 5. Iron Dome 6. Benjamin Netanyahu 7. Mohammed Deif 8. Ismail Haniyeh 9. Ali Khamenei 10. Hezbollah

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1. Mujahideen 2. Israeli army 3. Back Hamas 4. Holy open air prison hellhole 5. Aerial defence 6. Hmm irksome Zionist ninny 7. Defends Gaza 8. The chief of Hamas 9. He leads Iran 10. Ahem they are Lebanese militants

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Hon. Tanya S. Chutkan issues gag order for Trump

(Washington Post)

Hon. Tanya S. Chutkan issues gag order for Trump
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O, thank her! Says Trump is dangerous (gun factor)

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Votes: After its third vote this week, the House has still not chosen a new speaker.

(The New York Times)

After its third vote this week, the House has still not chosen a new Speaker
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Not Scalise nor the others. This after Kevin was ousted with hate. Seek help!

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Israel-Hamas Conflict

(9NEWS)

The Israel Hamas conflict ~ chronicles hate & fatalism

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In the midst of war, Benjamin Netanyahu is a liability who can only make things worse. He must go

(The Guardian)

Benjamin Netanyahu
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Hi! Ban an enemy junta?

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