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Monday, December 18, 2017

Trump administration bans CDC from using these seven words

(New York Post)
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CDC is banned from using words or phrases: vulnerable, entitlement, diversity, transgender, fetus, evidence-based, and science-based = Relentless, disgraceful conservative Trump interferes and succeeds in condemning these: "Bad. Bad. Bad. Very bad!" It's weird nonsense!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
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Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, power behind the throne

(BBC)
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The Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman = Muslim monarch-to-be, an admired chap in news
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: James N. Mattis

Trump calls conduct at the FBI "disgraceful" in latest criticism of bureau

(Washington Post)
The Dark Side Wins In United States Of America

The President said "It's a shame what's happened with the FBI... We're going to rebuild the FBI, it'll be bigger and better than ever. But it is very sad when you look at those documents, and how they've done that is really, really disgraceful, and you have a lot of very angry people that are seeing it."
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However, I theorise that bighead Flynn, egregious Gates, hotheaded Manafort, testy Priebus, the effete son-in-law Kushner and the dastardly States' Republican Party obeyed vile hotheaded windbag Trump and I bet they are all very guilty in collaborating with the evil Soviets. Whoopee!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Daniel Arrhakis

Scientists Say Japanese Monkeys Are Having 'Sexual Interactions' With Deer

(National Public Radio)

Scientists say Japanese monkeys are having 'sexual interactions' with deer = I see producer Harvey Weinstein staining Salma Hayek's jeans in sex acts. OTT!
Anagram: Jason Lofts

Omarosa Manigault Newman to Leave White House Job Next Month

(The New York Times)
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Omarosa Manigault Newman = A true woman among animals
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
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Saturday, December 16, 2017

President Trump claims the FBI is tainted and its reputation in tatters

(Washington Post)
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US President claims the FBI is tainted and its reputation in tatters = A terse incipient liar (Don Trump, isn't it?) states that Fed unit's biased
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Molly Adams

Friday, December 15, 2017

Roy Moore again refuses to concede, saying 'immorality sweeps over our land'

(Chicago Tribune)
Roy Moore Endorsed

"We are indeed in a struggle to preserve our republic, our civilisation and our religion and to set free a suffering humanity. Today, we no longer recognise the universal truth that God is the author of our life and liberty. Abortion, sodomy and materialism have taken the place of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."
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Roy Moore, thirty-something deputy DA living in Gadsen, Alabama, preferred to pursue beautiful naive teenagers he found in the local mall. It is understood he endeavoured, a priori while erect, to get fearful young virgins to strip off their clothes and lose their raw inhibitions. Not okay as a future Republican senator!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: FolsomNatural

Walt Disney buys Murdoch's Fox for $52bn

(BBC)
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Rupert Murdoch's a billionaire = Rich sellout! Media baron "I purr"
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: sⓘndy°

Five naked people in car crash

(Mercury News)
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Five naked kidnappers in car crash = Frank Canadians shiver, dip pecker
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Ben Ostrowsky

Harvey Weinstein Is My Monster Too

(The New York Times)
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"What is important is to believe in something so strongly that you're never discouraged" -The Mexican actress Salma Hayek
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Sometimes I imagine loathsome producer Harvey Weinstein constantly urging her to stay late, have hot sex. Sick bastard!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: alien_artifact