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Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Stanford University Bans Hard Alcohol at Campus Parties in Wake of Brock Turner Sex Assault Case

(KTLA5)
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Frustrated and dangerous ~ Stanford undergraduates
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Photo: John Loo

Usain showed me his lightning Bolt - and I couldn't resist! Brazilian, 20, tells how sprinter smuggled her into Olympic village for night of passion (and it was a marathon, not a sprint)

(Daily Mail)
Usain Bolt - The Bolt!

The legendary Olympic sprinter Usain Bolt = Leering sport star laid coy nubile nymphet
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Photo: Nick Webb

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Donald Trump's poll numbers are so bad his supporters are making up new ones

(Vox)

Donald Trump's poll numbers are so bad his supporters are making up new ones = Assume the opponent won. Blame press bias? Drill grand, sparked-up rumours? NO.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow

"Says Who?" Thinking Is Ruining America

(Time)

Michael Cohen, the newly-situated lawyer and spokesperson for Donald Trump
=
"Trump and Pence are rusty - indeed, down in the race."
"Says who?"
"Polls. All of them."
"OK."
Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Donald Trump's God Problem

(Newsweek)
Trump graffiti in Copenhagen

Donald Trump's Christian faith = And is this crud half-important?
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: Kristoffer Trolle

London Night Tube to serve 50,000 a weekend

(The New Zealand Herald)
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Bundling onto the ~ London Night Tube
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Tom Page

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Rio Olympics: Usain Bolt wins golden triple triple with Jamaican win in 4x100m

(Stuff.co.nz)
Crossing the finish line!

The Jamaican Usain Bolt wins the 'triple triple' ~ with ebullient sprint. Japan trails. Oh, ace time.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Photo: Yngve Roennike

Donald Trump's media obsession led him to hire the head of a far-right news site to run his campaign

(Los Angeles Times)

Donald Trump's media obsession led him to hire the head of a far-right news site to run his campaign = O! What??? Odious mad dog Trump hires his mirror image! Aide's the lethal fascist fiend, Stephen Bannon!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard

The Donald trying to win black votes

(Business Insider)
Trump Sucks

"You're living in poverty. Your schools are no good. Fifty-eight percent of your youth is unemployed. What the hell do you have to lose?" = Huh? Sorry evil guy nice try! Honestly, your empty offer is loopy. We love a GOOD idea - to push negativity culture on the hood? Eh? No, FOOL!
Anagram: Chris Davis
Photo: Johnny Silvercloud

Tarnished gold: US apologizes for swimmers' false robbery tale

(Bellingham Herald)

Controversial US athletes at the Olympics: Gunnar Bentz, Jack Conger, James Feigen, Ryan Lochte = Brazil cops just caught them lying. Larceny's not a joke here, contravenes clear intent of Games
Anagram: Jason Lofts

Quiz: Who Said It, Donald Trump Or Forrest Gump?

(Huffington Post)
Forrest Trump

"Hello, my name is Forrest, Forrest Gump" = Mr Trump's a goofy shlemiel, errs often
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Eric Bru

The Cracked Integrity of Donald Trump

(The New Yorker)
Protest against Donald Trump

The Cracked Integrity of Donald Trump = In theory, fat prick couldn't get madder?
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Photo: Fibonacci Blue

Trump's 3,500 lawsuits unprecedented for a presidential nominee

(USA Today)
Protest march against Donald Trump

He is CEO, Trump = Prosecute him!
Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Photo: Fibonacci Blue