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Saturday, April 19, 2014

Pope baptises faithful at Easter vigil

(Stuff.co.nz)
Illustration: Roberto Rizzato


Pope Francis baptises faithful at Easter vigil = Gee, a bath for servile fanatics. Pitiful papists
(by Julian Lofts)

Atheist sues over license plate refusal

(CNN)
Photo: philly.com


Atheist sues over license plate refusal = Please use letters (use "faith's evil") on car
(by Rosie Perera)

Pakistan library named 'Bin Laden' in Islamic school

(BBC)
Photo: Matt S


A Pakistan library is named 'Bin Laden' in Islamic girls' school = Radical's shrine in Islamabad - abnormally sickening! Lo, I spit!
(by Julian Lofts)

Friday, April 18, 2014

Modi broke the law, filed false affidavit on marital status, Congress complains to EC

(The Times of India)


Narendra Modi = And married? No!
(by Julian Lofts)

Wu-Tang-linked rapper cut off penis and leapt off balcony, say reports

(The Guardian)


Wu-Tang-linked rapper cut off his penis and leapt off balcony, say reports = Snipped organ, fell down, safe! Beautiful story or epic prank? PS: Fancy that!
(by Jason Lofts)

Pistorius trial: Forensic tests challenged

(BBC)
Photo: Trcanje Rs


Pistorius trial: Forensic tests challenged = Last inferences: 'I cursed, shot pistol at girl'
(by Julian Lofts)

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Miley Cyrus Still Hospitalized, Denies It's Due to 'Hard Partying' or Dog's Death

(Yahoo!)
Photo: Wikimedia


Miley Cyrus Still Hospitalized, Denies It's Due to 'Hard Partying' or Dog's Death = A special: The randy, sordid, stupid, slutty, ditzy singer's ill (heart?). "O, go home! Die!"
(by Jason Lofts)

Man named Edward Cocaine arrested for drug possession

(The Independent)


A man named Edward Cocaine arrested for drug possession = Dear God! Spare us weird American facts. No odd names. Snore!
(by Julian Lofts)

Driving one of the last VW Kombis

(The Daily Telegraph)


Driving one of the last VW Kombis = Bet it'd finish. Volkswagen ... vroom
(by Robert Jordan)