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Sunday, February 19, 2017

Movie Review: Hacksaw Ridge

(Stuff.co.nz)

Actor Andrew Garfield is the main star in the biographical war film drama 'Hacksaw Ridge' by the controversial director Mel Gibson and set on the island of ~ Okinawa. Pacifist medic is a heroic wartime battler, scaling gradients, thrillingly saving harmed band of brothers on a stretcher. Awarded Medal of Honor.
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Mammoth project to create hybrid

(The New Zealand Herald)
Wooly Mammoth!

To create a mammoth-elephant hybrid = Och, reanimate that embalmed trophy
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: JLS Photography

Friday, February 17, 2017

Trump falsely claims biggest electoral win since Reagan

(USA Today)
Facts Exist

Trump boasts that he had biggest electoral win since Ronald Reagan = The last Presidential races, Obama, Clinton, and G.H.W. Bush got greater
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Marcy

Adele Broke Her Grammy in Half So She Could Share It with Beyoncé

(Yahoo!)

Adele Broke Her Grammy in Half So She Could Share It with Beyonce = Singer: Behold, my nice award's yours too. Climb here, take half (he! he!)
Anagram: Aronas Pinchas

Kim Jong-un's half-brother dies after 'attack' at airport in Malaysia

(The Guardian)
Wagen mit Assad, Kim Jong-un und Putin.

The Malaysian airport killing = Hint: try Kim's illegal paranoia = A mightily ill Korean aspirant
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Marco Verch

Trump Kicks Off His 2020 Reelection Campaign on Saturday

(The Atlantic)
President Demagogue Trump

USA in "permanent campaign" mode = So, Trump-Pence again? I mean, damn!
Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: Rui Barros

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Meryl Streep slams Donald Trump in another emotional speech

(Washington Post)

"If we live through this precarious moment, if his catastrophic instinct to retaliate doesn't lead us to nuclear winter, we will have much to thank our current leader for." Streep said = Horrific autocratic creature or ass in the White House, Twitter's all-time thin-skinned, ultra-stupid, ultra-depraved, ultra-offensive, egomaniac clown's "The Emperor With No Clothes"
Anagram: Maurice Goddard

As Trust In Michael Flynn Erodes, Donald Trump Considers His Options

(Huffington Post)
Michael Flynn - Caricature

As Trust In Michael Flynn Erodes, Donald Trump Considers His Options = Hell! No saints in Creep Trump's shoddy Administration of scoundrels!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Karl-Ludwig Poggemann

What It's Like for People Named Donald Who Aren't Donald Trump?

(Slate.com)
Alcester Road, Moseley - graffiti street art - USA 1776-2016

What It's Like for People Named Donald Who Aren't Donald Trump? = Untold proportion feel awkward hot shame, piddle, and lament!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Elliott Brown

Sean Spicer Makes Up Atlanta Islamist Terror Attack

(The Daily Beast)
Sean Spicer - Caricature

Sean Spicer Makes Up Atlanta Islamist Terror Attack = Trump's relations assert an area attack? I'm skeptical.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Oroville Dam risk: Thousands evacuate Californian homes

(BBC)
California National Guard

The Oroville dam is nearly failing = Golly, I mean rain has overfilled it
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: The National Guard

Saturday Night Live's skit featuring Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway

(YouTube)

Saturday Night Live's skit featuring Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway = On Sunday evening, lawmakers think kinky 'Fatal Attraction' scene is ugly
Anagram: Dharam

White House posts wrong versions of Trump's orders on its website

(USA Today)
If You are Silent...

White House posts wrong versions of Trump's orders on its website = Oops! No, seems obvious, "fight news reporters with swords" isn't true...
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Mobilus In Mobili

After yearlong hiatus, Playboy brings back nudity

(Las Vegas Review-Journal)
Playboy AD

After yearlong hiatus, Playboy brings back nudity = "Thanks for paying, guy!" ... "But baby, I only read articles!"
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Topku Chan

Hal Moore, Author of "We Were Soldiers Once...And Young", Dies at 94

(The Wall Street Journal)
Battle of Ia Drang

Harold Moore dies = So admire old hero
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Wayne Hsieh