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Monday, May 23, 2016

Bill Clinton Says He Won't Mention Donald Trump, Then Does Three Times in a Campaign Speech

(ABC News)
Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton Says He Won't Mention Donald Trump, Then Does Three Times in a Campaign Speech = To mind: Bernie's the "opponent". That mindless maniac clown is "the other guy". Clean and simple.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Gage Skidmore

This Guy Got Breast Implants to Win a $100,000 Bet -- And he liked them so much that he had them for 20 years.

(Cosmopolitan)

A gambler/magician would like his size 38C breast implants removed after twenty years = Titter! Brian Zembic's lovely pecs (installed fake mammaries) won this guy a wager/dare
Anagram: Jason Lofts

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Trump once revealed his income tax returns. They showed he didn't pay a cent

(Washington Post)
Donald Trump - The Celebrity Candidate

Trump once revealed his income tax returns. They showed he didn't pay a cent. = Hum? No wonder! In truth, shame. Deception and deceit expert's a very sly cheat.
Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Caricature: DonkeyHotey

How Birds Became Red

(Forbes)
Who is that masked man?

How Birds Became Red = Described how? "Amber."
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Carolyn Lehrke

Key GOP Donors Still Deeply Resist Donald Trump's Candidacy

(The New York Times)
Trump mural, Downtown LA, Los Angeles, California, USA

Key GOP donors still deeply resist Donald Trump's candidacy = Rotten, disliked, dodgy tycoon's rudely mindless crap appals!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Photo: Cory Doctorow

Tortoise in a baby stroller a novelty even for New Yorkers

(MSN)
sulcata tortoise

Sulcata tortoise ~ causes total riot
Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: Via Tsuji

Mount Etna spews out lava in stunning volcanic display

(The Daily Telegraph)

Mount Etna, Sicily, Europe's highest active volcano = Civil emergency! Its cone spat out heinous hot lava.
Anagram: Jason Lofts

Could a Low-Salt Diet Hurt Your Health?

(US News & World Report)
Softener salt

Could a low-salt diet hurt your health? = Why use it all? Could hurt a lot...or death!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: RaĆ¼l Utrera

Genetically Engineered Crops Are Safe and Possibly Good for Climate Change

(Scientific American)
Tons of Tomatoes

Genetically modified crops = Optimised cornfield legacy = Get fields rapidly economic
Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: Chiot's Run

Saturday, May 21, 2016

La. lawmaker wants strippers to be young and thin

(KFOR4)

La. lawmaker wants strippers to be young and thin = In bars we gawk at her slim, tan, nude top parts only
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

In Sit-Down With Donald Trump, Megyn Kelly Shows A Light Touch

(National Public Radio)
Megyn Kelly Attempts To Tame A Wild Beast

Megyn Kelly interviews Donald Trump = Still inwardly kept revenge on dummy
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: DonkeyHotey