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Sunday, December 16, 2018

Legal threats surround Donald Trump as nearly every organisation he has led is under investigation

(The New Zealand Herald)
Misc Mix

The countdown to POTUS impeachment has already started = Watch Cohen lament on oath a stout ape Trump's "dirty deeds"
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Backbone Campaign

WW3: Moscow admits Russian aggression won't be on America but against small Euro states

(The Daily Express)
RAF/RCAF Monument, Windsor

The third world war ~ dwelt horrid wrath
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: PDru2014

Migrant caravan: Girl dies in custody after crossing US-Mexico border

(BBC)
Misc Mix

A young girl from Guatemala dies in US custody = End US's feud. Moronic guy at Mar-a-Lago is guilty
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Backbone Campaign

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

"Can you imagine anyone other than Trump?" Time magazine published a perfectly fitting answer.

(The Oregonian)
Time magazine person of the year 2018

Trump fails to be named Time's "Person of the Year" = Damn, I feel the man prefers a bosomy prostitute
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Time

Monday, December 10, 2018

The Birth of BrExit

(The Dangerous Globe)
Bollocks to Brexit bus

Types of Births
1. Normal vaginal (per vaginum)
2. The forceps-assisted
3. The vacuum-assisted
4. Caesarean section
5. Non-intact dilation and extraction
=
1. "Push!" Men dread loose vagina
2. "Dr, don't insert those up me!"
3. Ventouse (France)
4. Incapacitation, can't sit, has long scar
5. Brexit - mass fatalistic naivety!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Tim Dennell