Legal threats surround Donald Trump as nearly every organisation he has led is under investigation

(The New Zealand Herald)

The countdown to POTUS impeachment has already started = Watch Cohen lament on oath a stout ape Trump's "dirty deeds"

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WW3: Moscow admits Russian aggression won't be on America but against small Euro states

(The Daily Express)

The third world war ~ dwelt horrid wrath

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Migrant caravan: Girl dies in custody after crossing US-Mexico border

(BBC)

A young girl from Guatemala dies in US custody = End US's feud. Moronic guy at Mar-a-Lago is guilty

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"Can you imagine anyone other than Trump?" Time magazine published a perfectly fitting answer.

(The Oregonian)

Trump fails to be named Time's "Person of the Year" = Damn, I feel the man prefers a bosomy prostitute

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The Birth of BrExit

(The Dangerous Globe)

Types of Births 1. Normal vaginal (per vaginum) 2. The forceps-assisted 3. The vacuum-assisted 4. Caesarean section 5. Non-intact dilation and extraction

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1. "Push!" Men dread loose vagina 2. "Dr, don't insert those up me!" 3. Ventouse (France) 4. Incapacitation, can't sit, has long scar 5. Brexit - mass fatalistic naivety!

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