Train delayed as commuter's hair gets stuck in door

(MSN)

Train delayed as commuter's hair gets stuck in door
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It stranded metro carriage! You send us a locksmith!

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Top Moon Conspiracy Theories and Why They Are Stupid

(Live Science)

Top Ten Reasons the Moon Landings Could Be a Hoax: 10. The Waving Flag 9. Lack of Impact Crater 8. Multiple Light Sources 7. The Van Allen Radiation Belt 6. The Unexplained Object 5. Slow-Motion Walking and Hidden Cables 4. Lack of Stars 3. The "C" Rock 2. The Layered Cross-hairs 1. The Duplicate Backdrop

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10. Expected to be calm (no wind) 9. No dust kicked up on vehicle arrival 8. Wacky shadows 7. Harsh - humans can be fried 6. Reflection in astronaut's helmet 5. Stroll lag, exaggerated leaps 4. Nothing to block all constellations 3. Like a prop 2. Located behind objects 1. Identical match, though far apart

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Epstein denied bail

(CBS News)

Epstein denied bail
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Detain penis; be idle

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Ocasio-Cortez on Trump rally: 'The president put millions of Americans in danger'

(The Guardian)

'It is about creating a volatile environment in this country through violent rhetoric that puts anyone, like Ilhan, anyone who believes in the rights of all people, in danger'
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Hah! The vile non-white anti-foreigner chant ‘Send her back!’ is politically ignorant. It is unintelligent. Hell, he is one vituperative arrogant SOB, a loony, no? Hey, vote Trump out!

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Trump racism row: BBC audiences on being told to 'go home'

(BBC)

Trump, the racist President of America, wants to send “foreign” people back to where they came from. Yes ~ Trump is a bigot, is a moron. We know that people descend from many races. I respect the fact they’re free!

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Obituary: Andrew Graham-Yooll, the man who dared to report on Argentina's missing

(BBC)

The Buenos Aires Herald had news editor Andrew Graham-Yooll
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He was otherworldly, had reasoned role. Argentina abused him.

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German leader Merkel seen shaking for 3rd time in a month

(Yahoo!)

German leader Merkel seen shaking for third time in a month
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She remarked: "Nothing to fear, kind men. Mere thrills, I manage."

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Time Magazine’s List of The Top Ten Abuses of Power

(Time)

Time Magazine’s List of The Top Ten Abuses of Power on their website 1. Richard Nixon's Plumbers 2. India's Telecoms Scandal 3. Dennis Kozlowski and the Tyco Roman Orgy 4. Gaddafi's Nepotism 5. Moshe Katsav and the Ministry Staffer 6. Silvio Berlusconi and the Bunga Bunga Parties 7. Kim Jong Il's Concubines 8. Roger Vangheluwe's Abuse Scandal 9. China's Food Safety Czar Accepts Bribes 10. Albert Fall's Teapot Dome But where on earth is President Trump?

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Scandalous Obscurantists, Fibbing Gentlemen 1. Watergate break-in 2. Bent Andimithu Raja 3. Pure tactlessness of conman’s ice Statue of David urinating vodka 4. Bizarre dictator’s beneficent old boy network 5. Israel’s President’s scandal 6. PM gambols with, beds sassy teen Karima El Mahroug 7. Schmaltziest Happy Corps cocottes 8. Bishop of Bruges’ pedophile offense 9. Zheng Xiaoyu sinned 10. Oil field Mammon. Ah, sinner. Love rat ruts with whores.

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