Trump cooks fries at McDonalds

(Business Insider)

Trump cooks fries at McDonalds
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Fat sick old man (crude sort) mops

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America's Cup: Team NZ wins Auld Mug for third time in a row

(RNZ)
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1.America’s Cup Sailing Competition Trophy: The “Auld Mug” Venue: Barcelona, Spain		1. An unbalanced title race
2. The defender is “Taihoro” Emirates Team New Zealand		2. Is unarguably the best built boat, the elite team reigns
3. Matteo De Nora 4. Grant Dalton 5. Peter Burlington 6. Blair Tuke	=	3. Canadian patron, legend 4. Tough fierce CEO 5. Best skipper, hero i.e. an annihilator 6. Finest wing trimmer, controls foils
The challenger’s “Ineos Britannia” Great Britain 7. Sir James Ratcliffe 8. Sir Ben Ainslie 9. Giles Scott		7. Demoralized patron 8. Terse helmsman, i.e. “I am an aggrieved racer, I lost it” 9. Just an aspirant

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King Charles receives a frosty welcome in Australia in first overseas tour as monarch

(CNN)

King Charles receives a frosty welcome in Australia ~ where egomaniac lunatic craves serflike royalists

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Five takeaways from Melania Trump's new book

(BBC)

Five takeaways from Melania Trump's new book
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Tip: lambast a very fake, woke memoir now, SNAFU!

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Hamas issues defiant message after Sinwar's death; Israel says war will continue. Analysis: Sinwar’s final moments evoke uncomfortable parallels to Israel hero

(NBC News)

That lionhearted man’s last words reputedly were "It's nothing, it is good to die for our country"
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We tell it or record that dour Sinwar fought too, is martyred, shot doing one’s duty in Palestine

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Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar killed

(CNN)
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Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar killed
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Yah, Israel arm held, waylaid snake

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Tesla's sporty new two-seater robotaxi coupe design

(Reuters)

Tesla's sporty new two-seater robotaxi coupe design
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Experts blast its doorways, no stowage, entire coupe

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Remains of climber believed found 100 years after Everest

(1 News)

Remains of missing climber are believed found 100 years after Everest ascent
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Severed foot embalmed by ice, a silent fragment resurfaces, Irvine’s arisen

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Trump detours to Coachella

(CNN)

Trump detours to Coachella
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Oh? To Cal. pot culture dreams?

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More clues in 100-year-old Mount Everest mystery as climber’s foot found

(The Guardian)

More clues in 100-year-old Mount Everest mystery as climber’s foot found
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Many sore eyes document Irvine & Mallory’s efforts & cursed tumble too

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Hurricane Milton Nears Florida Coast as Rains Pound State

(Bloomberg)

Hurricane Milton nears Florida
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Not all horrified Americans run

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Republicans condemn naked Trump effigy near Las Vegas due to its ‘shock value’

(The New Zealand Herald)
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Republicans condemn naked Trump effigy near Las Vegas due to its ‘shock value’
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Savage title ‘Crooked and Obscene’, fat paunch, very small penis, u smug rude fink

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Britain agrees Chagos Island sovereignty deal with Mauritius

(CNN)

Britain agrees Chagos Island sovereignty deal with Mauritius
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“We insist having our military’s base Diego Garcia under stealth”

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Squeezed out: last accordion maker in France to close shop after 105 years

(The Guardian)

The last Maugein accordion on order
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One dour Macron raged “China stole it!”

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Macron calls for halt to arms deliveries to Israel

(Yahoo!)

Macron calls for halt to arms deliveries to Israel
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France's overall most moralist leader. Historical!

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Naked Donald Trump statue near Las Vegas branded 'deplorable'

(Sky News)
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Naked Donald Trump 'Crooked and Obscene' statue in Las Vegas is branded 'deplorable'
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Nevada GOP is rankled, reacts upset, scorned a nude dad bod male doll (not Barbie's Ken)

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