Trump explodes at Nixon comparisons as he prepares to leave office

(CNN)

Trump explodes at Nixon comparisons as he prepares to leave office
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Oh! Vile temper exposes exasperated mania! Corrupt loon can "PISS OFF!"

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Stan Wiechers

Ben & Jerry’s calls for Trump’s removal after Capitol riots, urges 25th Amendment be invoked

(Fox 13)

Buckets of Ben and Jerry's New Trump Ice Cream - Huh...? LOL!
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Reflects news, Mr. "Double Impeach, Chunky Rear, Nut Job"

Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: Jeff Gates

Rudy Giuliani Loses Honorary Degree From Middlebury College in Capitol Riot's Aftermath

(Newsweek)

Rudy Giuliani Loses Honorary Degree From Middlebury College in Capitol Riot's Aftermath
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Sod a sheer fool! Dirty lying rogue aided megalomaniac Trump's utterly horrific rebellion!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Powell Burns

What Should We Call the Sixth of January?

(The New Yorker)

What Should We Call the Sixth of January?
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WTF Day. Uh, well also: Hate, Hurt, Chaos & Jinx...

Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: Jeff Gates

Trump Takes A Last Look At His Border Wall As Congress Considers Impeachment

(National Public Radio)

Trump Takes A Last Look At His Border Wall As Congress Considers Impeachment
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Good lad!? The wall can't keep back prosecutors & harassers, Mr T. A loss is imminent.

Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: Chris Beckett

Two Capitol Police officers suspended; ten more under investigation

(CNN)

Two Capitol Police officers suspended; ten more under investigation
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Cops were too unfit; caused sedition. "Cripple government!" No, it's failed.

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Tim Evanson

Chad Wolf has resigned as acting secretary for the Homeland Security Department

(The New York Times)

Chad Wolf has resigned as acting secretary for the Homeland Security Department
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"Secret" man (a wolf in sheep's clothing): "Mad scary guy threatened - Fired! Charred toast!"

Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: US Embassy Panama