Donald Trump Jr. Compares Immigrants to Zoo Animals

(Democracy Now!)

"Do you know why you can enjoy a day at the zoo? Because walls work." -Donald Trump Jr.
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Wow, apathy! A crazy, uncouth duo (dad, boy) now looked at journeymen as lowly jerks.

Anagram: Adie Pena
Image: DonkeyHotey

Stranded seals wreak havoc in Canadian town

(BBC)

Seals are in town = No saline waters

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Image: Artie Kopelman

Trump denies he ever worked for Russia

(BBC)

Trump denies Russia link = Man lies ruder? Kiss Putin!

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Thomas Cizauskas

Donald Trump wants supporters to believe he can relate to middle-class Americans

(The New Zealand Herald)

President Trump says "I can relate" = Pretender cuts payments, is a liar

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Licht

Comatose patient gives birth

(National Public Radio)

Comatose patient gives birth = A rapist, victim begot thee, son

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Fábio Cavalcanti Ferreir

Queen Guitarist (And Astrophysicist) Brian May On His Work With NASA and His New Song About Ultima Thule

(Time)

An "untouched planetesimal" is a "time capsule" for astrophysicists = One is Ultima Thule. Professor May is ecstatic and he's a supplicant!

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Image: NASA

Crisis at the border?

(PBS)

Crisis at the border? ~ The border is racist

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Chris Hunkeler

Can we all be 'social influencers'?

(The New Zealand Herald)

Those vapid ‘social influencers’ write shit and then ~ share their nice, cool, tanned lives with stupid fans

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Free Images