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Friday, July 19, 2019

Train delayed as commuter's hair gets stuck in door

Strand Station

Train delayed as commuter's hair gets stuck in door
It stranded metro carriage! You send us a locksmith!
Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Ana Gasston

Top Moon Conspiracy Theories and Why They Are Stupid

(Live Science)
The Moon Landing Hoax

Top Ten Reasons the Moon Landings Could Be a Hoax:
10. The Waving Flag
9. Lack of Impact Crater
8. Multiple Light Sources
7. The Van Allen Radiation Belt
6. The Unexplained Object
5. Slow-Motion Walking and Hidden Cables
4. Lack of Stars
3. The "C" Rock
2. The Layered Cross-hairs
1. The Duplicate Backdrop
10. Expected to be calm (no wind)
9. No dust kicked up on vehicle arrival
8. Wacky shadows
7. Harsh - humans can be fried
6. Reflection in astronaut's helmet
5. Stroll lag, exaggerated leaps
4. Nothing to block all constellations
3. Like a prop
2. Located behind objects
1. Identical match, though far apart
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Anthony Crider

Epstein denied bail

(CBS News)
Prince Andrew Busted

Epstein denied bail
Detain penis; be idle
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: PJ Nelson

Ocasio-Cortez on Trump rally: 'The president put millions of Americans in danger'

(The Guardian)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - Caricature

'It is about creating a volatile environment in this country through violent rhetoric that puts anyone, like Ilhan, anyone who believes in the rights of all people, in danger'
Hah! The vile non-white anti-foreigner chant ‘Send her back!’ is politically ignorant. It is unintelligent. Hell, he is one vituperative arrogant SOB, a loony, no? Hey, vote Trump out!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey

Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Trump racism row: BBC audiences on being told to 'go home'

Rabid Racist

Trump, the racist President of America, wants to send “foreign” people back to where they came from. Yes ~ Trump is a bigot, is a moron. We know that people descend from many races. I respect the fact they’re free!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Jeff Gates

Saturday, July 13, 2019

Obituary: Andrew Graham-Yooll, the man who dared to report on Argentina's missing


The Buenos Aires Herald had news editor Andrew Graham-Yooll
He was otherworldly, had reasoned role. Argentina abused him.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Buenos Aires Herald / CEDOC

German leader Merkel seen shaking for 3rd time in a month

EPP Summit, Brussels, 30 June 2019

German leader Merkel seen shaking for third time in a month
She remarked: "Nothing to fear, kind men. Mere thrills, I manage."
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: European People's Party

Time Magazine’s List of The Top Ten Abuses of Power

Abuse of Power

Time Magazine’s List of The Top Ten Abuses of Power on their website
1. Richard Nixon's Plumbers
2. India's Telecoms Scandal
3. Dennis Kozlowski and the Tyco Roman Orgy
4. Gaddafi's Nepotism
5. Moshe Katsav and the Ministry Staffer
6. Silvio Berlusconi and the Bunga Bunga Parties
7. Kim Jong Il's Concubines
8. Roger Vangheluwe's Abuse Scandal
9. China's Food Safety Czar Accepts Bribes
10. Albert Fall's Teapot Dome
But where on earth is President Trump?
= Scandalous Obscurantists, Fibbing Gentlemen
1. Watergate break-in
2. Bent Andimithu Raja
3. Pure tactlessness of conman’s ice Statue of David urinating vodka
4. Bizarre dictator’s beneficent old boy network
5. Israel’s President’s scandal
6. PM gambols with, beds sassy teen Karima El Mahroug
7. Schmaltziest Happy Corps cocottes
8. Bishop of Bruges’ pedophile offense
9. Zheng Xiaoyu sinned
10. Oil field Mammon.
Ah, sinner. Love rat ruts with whores.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alex D