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Monday, June 17, 2024

Ex-president ‘meandering’ and ‘doesn't know what he's talking about’

(CNBC)
Celebrating Defeat of President Trump 63 - Trump Inflatable 6

Ex-president 'meandering' and doesn't know what he's talking about
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Know what? Deranged ape Don is nuts. Isn't he to be mad King Lear next?
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Amaury Laporte

Six swing states set to decide the US election

(BBC)
Impeach Trump Now

The six swing states - Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin
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Many asinine evangelized WASPs voting in an aging crass idiot as anarch shown exit
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alan

Boeing Starliner connects with ISS

(CNN)
Boeing's Starliner spacecraft docked to the Harmony module

Boeing Starliner connects with ISS
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It's historic, crowning tenableness
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: NASA Johnson

Friday, June 14, 2024

Dozens killed in Israeli strike on UN school, witnesses say

(The Guardian)
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Another Israeli precision intelligence-based strike
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I correct their reason, I see Palestinians being killed
Anagram: Julian Lofts

River of Fundament review – Matthew Barney’s magnum opus is calculated to divide opinion

(The Guardian)
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Reaching the final stage of immortality requires the negotiation of an underground sewer:"Do I sit before you and fart?" asks the spirit of a deceased Egyptian general. "Do you smell every odour of the constipated, the gluttonous, the sulphurous, the caustic, the fermentative ... It is because I had to swim the river of faeces and succeeded in crossing only at a great price."
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Queer avant-garde art terrorist Matthew Barney's 'River of Fundament': It's a huge operatic film opus, a scatalogical rewrite of the Egyptian Book of the Dead. The sodomy, effluent and faeces galore cause you to espouse, "Such unsavoury fecality is not genteel!" "Agreed," I did nod, "Sure, it's incited me too. Enough, shorten this perfidious shit thing! Artistic licence ends here!"
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Laurenz Foundation / Wikimedia

Tuesday, June 4, 2024

Rupert Murdoch marries for 5th time in ceremony at his California vineyard

(CBS News)
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Australian media mogul Rupert Murdoch marries for fifth time in ceremony at his California vineyard
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Cialis & Viagra firmly on the menu after ceremony - familiar fun, a romp, rut, resuscitation….him dead….horrid
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey

Convicted felon Trump rails against Biden and ‘fascist’ America at unhinged news conference

(The Independent)
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The convicted felon Trump rails against POTUS Biden and "fascist" America at an unhinged news conference
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Stop uncouth WASP, bare-faced liar, cheating effin' orangutan, nonce, demented narcissistic vilest man! End.
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Hillel Steinberg

Sunday, June 2, 2024

The increasing Trumpification of TikTok

(Business Times)
defaced Trump trailer

The increasing Trumpification of TikTok
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I ain't OK, I fear uptick of rightism content
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Kzoo Cowboy

What rights does Trump lose as a felon? And more of your questions, answered

(CNN)
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“Today’s outcome has no bearing on the manner in which the United States Secret Service carries out its protective mission. Our security measures will proceed unchanged”
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“Our eager unseen heroes will catch the soap in the shower every time our customer Don drops it by accident to circumvent angst & a serious intimate incident & rescue his ass!”
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Time

Friday, May 31, 2024

'Drowning Street' election announcement

(The Guardian)
Prime Minister Rishi Sunak visit the East Lancashire Heritage Railway

'Drowning Street' election announcement
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Strong wind, rain tent element once on cue
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: The Conservative Party, UK

Even More Classified Documents Found After Mar-A-Lago Raid, In Trump's Bedroom

(Huffington Post)
Trump Bedminster Tape

Even more classified documents found after the Mar-a-Lago raid, in Trump's bedroom
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Um, top-secret mail trove found in American golf resort. FBI assumed Don had read 'em.
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Mike Licht

The Increasing Trumpification of TikTok

(Yahoo!)
Trump v. United States

Trumpifications
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It's frantic opium
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Victoria Pickering

Groom dated 'bride' who turned out to be cross-dressing man for a year

(Daily Mail)
Man reflected (1963) - Allen Jones (1937)

Indonesian groom dated 'bride' who turned out to be cross-dressing man for a whole year
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Arthur or Martha? A non-binary single dressed to confuse wooer. Wedding doomed. So be it.
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Pedro Ribeiro Simões; Art: Allen Jones

Trump rages at verdict as he's found guilty in historic case

(BBC)
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Trump rages at verdict as he's found guilty in historic case
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Upset guy chides, rants at a court, histrionics filmed. Grave!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Hillel Steinberg

Guilty on All Thirty-Four Counts

(AP News)
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Guilty on All Thirty-Four Counts
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Final ugly truth'l cost you. Rot in ****!
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Hillel Steinberg

The world’s best countries for tourism, according to the World Economic Forum

(CNN)
Horseshoe Bend

The world’s best countries for tourism
1. The United States
2. Spain
3. Japan
4. France
5. Australia
6. Germany
7. The United Kingdom
8. China
9. Italy
10. Switzerland
= 1. Donuts
2. Turron, damned siesta
3. Mount Fuji
4. Paris, abundant cafes
5. Sydney
6. Torte
7. King Charles III with a throne
8. Great Wall
9. Sistine Chapel
10. Zermatt
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Sergiy Galyonkin

Donald Trump is now a convicted felon in porn star case

(Reuters)
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Donald Trump is now a convicted felon in porn star case
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So, insane con man's deal proven: Corrupt fat clown did it.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Hillel Steinberg

Iconic ‘Doge’ Meme Dog Kabosu Dies at 18

(The Daily Beast)
Golden Doge Coin

Meme dog Kabosu is dead
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Musk embodied as a ‘Doge’
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: DealDrop

Trump again praises authoritarian leaders at Bronx rally

(Washington Post)
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Donald Trump again praises authoritarian leaders at Bronx rally
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Aaaarrrgh! SOS! All ultra-deadly: President Putin; Xi; anti-Roma Orban
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Hillel Steinberg

Miley Cyrus' glitter two-piece falls apart while braless

(The Blast)
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The headline news: Miley Cyrus' glitter two-piece falls apart while braless
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We beheld lusty moll's racy apparel fail, i.e. we're leering at this wench's tits
Image: Drifta Beatz

Wednesday, May 22, 2024

President Raisi and others killed in helicopter crash

(NBC News)
External Affairs Minister Dr. S. Jaishankar called on H.E. Dr. Seyyed Ebrahim Raisi, President of the Islamic Republic of Iran in Tehran

President Raisi and others killed in helicopter crash
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He disliked other leaders' Christian principals, tenor
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: MEAphotogallery

Tuesday, May 14, 2024

Trump blasts his trial judges. Then his fans call for violence.

(Reuters)
The  Charlottesville Terrorist, aka the Pittsburgh Terrorist; aka the El Paso Terrorist, etc.

Trump fans call for violence against the jurists
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Cult is also affecting journalists. Prevent harm!
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Spencer Means

TikTok sues to block prospective US app ban

(CNN)
TikTok

TikTok sues to block prospective US app ban
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Its investors spoke up to bleak pop cutback
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Alpha Photo