Alaska Woman Attacked By Bear While Using Outhouse

(Huffington Post)

Alaska woman attacked by bear while using outhouse
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Animal awoke and bit a lass' butt. Ouch! Yes, a rough week!

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Former French president Nicolas Sarkozy sentenced to jail for corruption

(The Guardian)

Former French president Nicolas Sarkozy sentenced to jail for corruption
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This corrupt offender isn’t sorry. Condemn, ostracize feral Napoleonic jerk

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US Senate's Parliamentarian Elizabeth McDonough

(AP News)
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US Senate's Parliamentarian Elizabeth McDonough
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A peach: neutral, zealous, obstinate, and shimmering

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The Golden Trump Statue Is the Talk of CPAC. It Was Made in Mexico.

(Slate.com)
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The Golden Trump Statue Is the Talk of CPAC. It Was Made in Mexico.
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Image of that damn wicked ex-POTUS lunatic stirs complete hate!

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The two key reasons for Trump to keep his tax returns secret may come to an end

(The New Zealand Herald)

Donald Trump is the victim of "the greatest political witch-hunt in the history of our country"
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Hint: fat, idiotic, foulmouthed, incompetent, ill, untrustworthy, psychotic tergiversator - hah!

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Researchers find a single-celled slime mold with no nervous system that remembers food locations

(Phys.org)

Researchers find a single-celled slime mold with no nervous system that remembers food locations
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Meanwhile, it seems Don T (he lost) finds McDonald's close after relocating. "SOS! Hurry! Broil 'em! Serve me!"

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