7.0 earthquake reported off Northern California coast

(WABC 7)

7.0 earthquake reported off Northern California coast
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Alert: a frequent hard rockin' operation act offshore

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Apostrophe’s Dream

(The Dial)

Apostrophe's dream ~ per em dash or a stop

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UnitedHealthcare CEO fatally shot

(WABC-TV)

UnitedHealthcare CEO fatally shot
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Oh, fate! Local city threat unleashed

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Egyptians drank cocktails of psychedelic drugs in ancient mugs, research reveals

(Sky News)

Egyptians drank cocktails of psychedelic drugs in ancient mugs, research reveals
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Mystic trance cup greasy dregs near-sickening, have spiked fluids 'n' alcohol traces

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Hassan Uriostegui On the Future of Artificial Intelligence

(Medium)

So who is Hassan Uriostegui, the Mexican digital innovator & computer specialist internationally renowned for his software research & development?
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Author of "I, AI", MST 'n' AI-Twins creator, ingenious video pioneer, excels at algorithms, and famed Silicon Valley co. entrepreneur. P.S. So what's his net worth?

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Can a Comma Solve a Crime?

(The Dial)

Can a comma solve a crime?
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A claim no scam overcame

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Who is Kash Patel, the Trump loyalist tapped to run the FBI?

(Al Jazeera)

Who is Kash Patel
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Hawkish apostle

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The House speaker called President Joe Biden's pardon of son Hunter Biden an “abuse” of the justice system

(Politico)

The speaker of the House of Representatives called Joe Biden's pardon of his son Hunter Biden a great "abuse" of the justice system in the USA
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Tut, tut, Honest Joe's unlikeable dishonest attorney son caroused and paid strippers cash for fun affairs. Oh, he gives me the heebeejeebees.

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I’m a former FBI agent. Kash Patel’s problems go beyond his incompetence

(MSNBC)

"We will go out and find the conspirators - not just in government, but in the media... we're going to come after the people in the media who lied about American citizens, who helped Joe Biden rig presidential elections... We're going to come after you. Whether it's criminally or civilly, we'll figure that out. But yeah, we're putting you all on notice, and Steve, this is why they hate us. This is why we're tyrannical. This is why we're dictators... Because we're actually going to use the Constitution to prosecute them for crimes they said we have always been guilty of but never have” Kash Patel, Trump’s half-witted pick to lead the FBI
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The sycophantic Republican Senate must vote on the objectionable nomination & intimidating totalitarian POTUS Trump will just have to fire the worthy current FBI director Christopher Wray, before the nitwit geek, ‘elite’ Trump loyalist, weird ingenue & cheesy pseudo author takes over & destroys whatever woeful security we have. Yet who thought that the world would be led by demented gunslinging bellicose psychopaths & the egregious egomaniac emeritus’ hegemony will lead to maleficence, AI, plagues, detainees, nuclear war & the end of civilization? Hey, is this nihilistic twist of fate the way we want? Yow!

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Trump’s extraordinary selection of his daughters’ fathers-in-law for key posts underscores his reliance on family members

(CNN)

Trump’s extraordinary selection of his daughters’ fathers-in-law for key posts underscores his reliance on family members
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Sheriff’s law’s sheer cronyism, such effrontery, sham, sir. Learners must read book “Expert’s Guide to International Diplomacy”

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Biden Pardons Son Hunter

(The New York Times)

Biden Pardons Son Hunter
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Oh no, sir. Pen ends bad turn

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President Biden issues pardon for son Hunter, claiming he was 'unfairly prosecuted' on gun and tax charges

(Sky News)

President Joe Biden issues pardon for son Hunter, claiming he was 'unfairly prosecuted' on gun and tax charges
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Press add, daresay US hardliner Trump could be announcing unfettering of Jan Six ‘hostages’ once he is in power

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Who Is Chad Chronister? Trump Nominates Hillsborough Sheriff For DEA Administrator

(MSN)

Chad Chronister ~ ‘s chronic hatred

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Trump selects Jared Kushner’s father, Charles Kushner, for ambassador to France

(CNN)
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Donald Trump selected baby-faced son-in-law Jared Kushner’s father, Charles, for the position of the country's new ambassador to France
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Story: Slender man's pardoned corrupt dad to be chief at Embassy for DJT & he then runs US-French relations, i.e. what a cabal of wacko felons!

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Kash Patel, Trump's disinformation wizard, publishes worst children's book of all time

(Salon)

Please don’t read the children’s story “The Plot Against The King” authored by ~ Kash Patel, inept angry troubleshooting try-hard tech - the end is desolated

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Why Charles Kushner—Trump’s Pick For Ambassador To France—Is So Controversial

(Forbes)
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Why Charles Kushner—Trump’s Pick For Ambassador To France—Is So Controversial
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Alarm as a crook’s fit for consul - nepotism ‘n backshish rewards. He’s very corrupt
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Karma’s when very corrupt crook’s classed as fit for consular post - er, banish him

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Crypto Entrepreneur Eats His $6.2M Banana Art

(AP News)

Crypto Entrepreneur Eats His $6.2M Banana Art
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Piranha boy eats rare putrescent remnant

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Australia voted world’s most desirable country; NZ not far behind

(Stuff.co.nz)

World’s most desirable country
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Not US maestro’s world credibly

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Crypto entrepreneur eats banana artwork bought for $6.2m

(BBC)

A Chinese crypto entrepreneur Justin Sun eats banana artwork bought for $6.2 million
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OK, u just replace banana, tape it - fruit’s reborn & stunningly worth more, herein’s a con

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I ate like Trump for a week. I don’t understand how the man is still alive

(The Daily Telegraph)

I ate like Trump for a week. I don’t understand how the man is still alive
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Impoverished diet would make rats unwell - think on a fatal enteritis

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Mohamed Al Fayed may have raped and abused more than 111 women, say police

(Irish Examiner)

Mohamed Al Fayed, once the wealthy Egyptian owner of the luxury goods store Harrods in select Knightsbridge, London
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Begorrah! Story: One news feed alleged he'd forced hot sex with many young unclad totty in glam shop "Horrids". A token lie?

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R. Giuliani Loses His Lawyers, and His Cool in Court

(The New York Times)

R. Giuliani Loses His Lawyers, and His Cool in Court
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How ironic, sir: a ruinous con illegally hid assets

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Miss Universe runner-up says she was not offended by the CEO calling the winner's blond hair and blue eyes the 'ultimate evolution' for the pageant

(Yahoo!)
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A Miss Universe runner-up says she was not offended by the CEO calling the winner's blond hair and blue eyes the 'ultimate evolution' for the pageant
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Tut, one son of alpha male Trump, fan of blond hair 'n' blue eyes teens, used very unworthy racist line; he worsens Theilvig 'n' Adetshina eugenics debate

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Trump joins Putin, Xi and Modi as the ‘four horsemen’ of global authoritarianism

(RNZ)

1. Trump joins 2. Putin 3. Xi and 4. Modi as the ‘four horsemen’ of global authoritarianism

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1. MAGA Hitler - buffoonish motormouth 2. Tsar - utopia denier 3. ‘Xissolini’ 4. Panjandrum

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