Woman jailed for recording hundreds of men using the toilet in Aldi

(Metro)

Chleo Sunter, previously known as John Leslie Graham
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Heck, woman's one urinal shlong voyeur. PS: Jail her, lest ...

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"Pathetic Man-Child" Elon R. Musk, Tesla CEO, flamed by trans daughter Vivian: "Don't give a flying f*** about him"

(Yahoo!)

"Pathetic Man-Child" Elon R. Musk, CEO of Tesla gets flamed by his trans daughter Vivian who said: "I really don't give a flying fu*k about him"
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Musk [a white billionaire cad & a coy, selfish dolt - Ed.], had given a full monty NS salute on TV: "Fight, fight, MAGA, Mr. President! I have your back."

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Tesla stock tumbles

(CNN)

Tesla stock tumbles
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Buckles, melts, toast

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Protesters occupy Trump Tower

(Reuters)

Protesters occupy Trump Tower in New York City
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My outcry went up to property owner's ICE tricks.

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One word describes Trump

(The Atlantic)

One word describes Trump
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“Word seems CORRUPT” - Biden

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Canada’s Liberal Party chooses Mark Carney to Succeed Justin Trudeau

(CNN)

Canada’s Liberal Party chooses Mark Carney to Succeed Justin Trudeau
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A crack 21 century job candidate leads. He can easily outsmart our US pres.

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Image: Mark Carney

Farmers put plans, investments on hold under Trump USDA spending freeze

(Reuters)

Farmers put plans, investments on hold under Trump USDA spending freeze
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Monster's pulled funds prompt nerves, and trusting sheep remain unfazed

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Russia will not stop at Ukraine, Macron warns

(Yahoo!)

Russia will not stop at Ukraine, Macron warns
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On war: Nut Russians will attack Rome or Spain?

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Image: Jacques Paquier

Iran will not negotiate under US 'bullying', Supreme Leader says

(Reuters)

Iran will not negotiate under US 'bullying', their Supreme Leader says
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Ayatollah sneered “We reign, US is belligerent & Trump’s an unruly idiot”

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Bernie Ecclestone completes sale of £500m private car collection - as Red Bull billionaire Mark Mateschitz becomes 'most worthy owner' of 69 Grand Prix cars

(Daily Mail)

Latest news item: Formula One business magnate Bernard Ecclestone sells his private car collection for five hundred million pounds sterling to Red Bull billionaire's son, heir and manager, Mark Mateschitz
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One dislikeable sour ancient Englishman's vast 'n' important selection of illustrious oldtimer vehicles (i.e. Ferrari, Brabham, McLaren 'n' Mercedes Benz - all sporting legends, we're told) sold to Austrian chum/fan

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Image: Bertho RF1

A Europe in Emotional Shock Grapples With a New Era

(The New York Times)

A Europe in Emotional Shock Grapples With a New Era ~ when America wants to oppose & pillage hero Ukraine
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Hello! America wants to oppose, enrage & whip Ukraine

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Image: Lorianne DiSabato

The world is beginning to tire of Trump’s whiplash leadership

(RNZ)

The world is beginning to tire of Trump’s whiplash leadership
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Retard’s being HRH - foil President Putin’s plot - we wish him gaol

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Hunt for gang who ‘hurled a dog to its death’ from block of flats

(Metro)

Hunt for the gang who hurled a dog to its death from a highrise block of flats
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Oh, God! (aghast). Sought after bros' clan threw hound off from a height, killed it

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Image: Anna Tergoven

Kash Patel wants to bring the UFC to the FBI

(ABC News)

Kash Patel wants to bring the UFC to the FBI
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"Two-part fight club?" he ask. That's no benefit!

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Image: Jeff Gates

Trump admonishes Democrats for not cheering him

(AP News)

Trump admonishes Democrats
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Rampant schmo is rude to Dems

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Giant flying squirrel found at Tennessee university's fossil site

(WVLT)

Giant flying squirrel found at Tennessee university's fossil site
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In a fiesta, furry lifestylists sing intense, unrequited love songs

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Image: Pavel Kirillov