Diego Maradona obituary: ‘I did not cheat - it was cunning, craftiness’

(The Week)

Diego Maradona has left the universal football pitch permanently
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“I’m apt at the infamous errant prehensile ‘Hand of God’ volleyball act!”

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Crested Rats Can Kill With Their Poisonous Fur

(LiveScience)

Crested Rats Can Kill With Their Poisonous Fur
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its trick repulses other wild fauna. (No ostrich!)

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Bay Area has the most expensive ZIP codes in the US

(Silicon Valley Business Journal)

Bay Area has the most expensive ZIP codes in the US
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Ah, those zippy bid costs mean heavier taxes ensue

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Remarks by President Trump on the Economy

(The Washington Post)

The Dow Jones Industrial Average - “That’s a sacred number,” the idiotic American President Trump crowed
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Mr Joe Biden wept, aware US COVID deaths are considered manslaughter - impeach nutter, indict traitors!

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Trump 'congratulates' his country, doesn't mention concession

(The New Zealand Herald)

“I just want to congratulate the people of this country because there are no people like you” said Donald Trump
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Eureka! Um, reputedly a part concession too. Applause for Joe - he won the blatantly disputed election outright!

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Duchess Meghan Reveals She Had Miscarriage

(National Public Radio)

Duchess Meghan Reveals She Had Miscarriage
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Gad, she's sad, Archie's mum, revealing her aches.

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