Dave Prowse: Darth Vader actor dies aged 85

(BBC)

British actor David Prowse has died
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His epic obit - was sordid Darth Vader

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Austrian village of 'Fucking' decides to change its name

(Deutsche Welle)

Austrian village of 'Fucking' decides to change its name ~ to a less acclaimed, inauthentic, faked version - ‘Fugging’

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Unexplained metal monolith discovered in remote area of Utah's Red Rock Country

(USA Today)

The strange metal monolith was found in the Red Rock desert, Utah
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Oh, what strong infernal heathens made odd totem-like structure?

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Diego Maradona obituary: ‘I did not cheat - it was cunning, craftiness’

(The Week)

Diego Maradona has left the universal football pitch permanently
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“I’m apt at the infamous errant prehensile ‘Hand of God’ volleyball act!”

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Crested Rats Can Kill With Their Poisonous Fur

(LiveScience)

Crested Rats Can Kill With Their Poisonous Fur
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its trick repulses other wild fauna. (No ostrich!)

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Bay Area has the most expensive ZIP codes in the US

(Silicon Valley Business Journal)

Bay Area has the most expensive ZIP codes in the US
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Ah, those zippy bid costs mean heavier taxes ensue

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Remarks by President Trump on the Economy

(The Washington Post)

The Dow Jones Industrial Average - “That’s a sacred number,” the idiotic American President Trump crowed
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Mr Joe Biden wept, aware US COVID deaths are considered manslaughter - impeach nutter, indict traitors!

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