Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei

(BBC)

Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei
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A jerk has been named imam, aspire to rule

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Trump declares Anthropic "woke" and orders Pentagon to phase it

(Mashable)

Trump declares Anthropic "woke" and orders Pentagon to phase it out
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He would rather see Grok AI - and it can't support Democrat opponents!

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Image: Steve Jurvetson / Grok

Trump’s MAHA influencer pick for surgeon general Casey Means

(ArsTechnica)

Trump’s MAHA influencer pick for surgeon general Casey Means
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Call: Necessary nostrum pusher, performing a nice, fake game

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The Search for Nancy Guthrie

(The New York Times)

The Search for Nancy Guthrie
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Treachery hunt, fringe chaos

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Trump brings in new 10% tariff as Supreme Court rejects his global import taxes

(BBC)

Supreme Court rules against tariffs
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Fault arises: Trump's refusing to care.

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'I Will F**king Kill You': Attorney For Epstein Associate Les Wexner Caught On Hot Mic

(Huffington Post)

"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words, OK?"
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Wow, look! TV aired furious lawyer asking Les for quiet, while on hot mic! Funny, I think.

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Navalny was poisoned with dart frog toxin Europeans say

(AP News)

Navalny was poisoned with dart frog toxin Europeans say
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Wow! Vast tyranny or unfair poison dosage explains death

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Why is Mamdani Threatening a Property Tax Hike?

(New York Magazine)

Why is Mamdani Threatening a Property Tax Hike?
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High-paid men in market this year won't pay extra!

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DHS shutdown all but certain

(Politico)

DHS shutdown all but certain
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End darn bulls**t without cash

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DHS shutdown imminent as Senate leaves town without deal

(Axios)

Department of Homeland Security
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Cease! Don't fund them temporarily!

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Trump deletes racist post

(Politico)

Trump deletes racist post
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Terse pics do attempt slur

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