Chicago Police provide an update on the case of "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett

Chicago Police provide an update on the case of "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett
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A supposed hate crime secured attention. Give the poor fool accomplices jail!

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Brexit: Theresa May urges Tory MPs to unite and back deal

BBC)

Prime Minister Theresa May said “You stupid MPs will unite and back our best deal”
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This asinine President Trump says “You Democrat dupes irk me a bit, build me a wall!”

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41 Times Alec Baldwin Absolutely Nailed Trump

Alec Baldwin's glad to most popularly return ~ as a clearly wrong POTUS, Donald Trump, I'll bet!

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Paul Manafort should be sentenced to up to 24 years in prison, Mueller says

(The Guardian)
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Manafort is corrupt ~ Trump’s a fornicator

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Burberry sorry for 'suicide' hoodie with noose around neck

(BBC)

Fashion hoodies ~ hid oafish noose

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Michelle's "get back in" was death text

(NBC News)

Michelle's "get back in" was death text = mean, tight, lawless chick abetted ex

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Prince Philip dead gaffe

(The Daily Express)

Prince Philip dead gaffe = End, eh? Pig if a car flipped

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I think we do' have enough votes to put emergency termination on Trump's desk

(ABC News)

US President Donald Trump's National Emergency = Terminate it? Yes! Plus, spurn deranged old con-man!

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Pregnant British schoolgirl who fled UK to join Islamic State in Syria 'will not be rescued'

(Yahoo!)
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Shamima Begum = Mum? A big shame!

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Banned billionaire Huang Xiangmo calls Australia a 'giant baby' for cancelling visa

(The Australian Financial Review)

Australia has some characteristics of a giant baby = Haha, most see it’s arguably a sarcastic fabrication

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Bitcoin CEO dies, password lost

(Inc.)

Bitcoin CEO dies, password lost = "Oops! Discretion costs," I bawled

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Trump defies every restraint

(CNN)

"Good luck, President Donald Trump!" = Send duping "Mr Toddler" to a lockup!

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President Trump Is Officially Obese, According to His Latest Physical Exam

Men's Health)

Trump is obese ~ so BMI reputes

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Oakland's Drug Dealers Gentrify Out Tech Startups = Pot godfathers rent structures, as an ugly deal, kid

(BoingBoing)

Oakland's Drug Dealers Gentrify Out Tech Startups = Pot godfathers rent structures, as an ugly deal, kid

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Prince Philip, 97, gives up driving licence

(BBC)

Gives up driving licence = Prince divulges vice - gin!

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Albert Finney: British actor dies aged 82

(BBC)

Respected British actor Albert Finney has died = He’s that incredibly deft, precise, debonair star

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'Presidential harassment': Donald Trump erupts over fresh investigations

(The New Zealand Herald)

Presidential harassment = He’s a damn persistent liar!

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Ex-Fleetwood Mac rocker Lindsey Buckingham has open heart surgery, vocal cord damage

(Yahoo!)

Lindsey Buckingham = Kingly music band, eh?

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Indian man to sue parents for giving birth to him

(BBC)

Sue parents = Ensure spat

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The State of the Union is back on. But Donald Trump’s unpopularity may mean he is wasting his breath.

(London School of Economics)

Trump's State of the Union Address will be popular = No it won't, that's a dumb lie! Repulse fraud Pres. "Slop"!

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Man suffocated mountain lion

(The Detroit News)

Man suffocated mountain lion = foul cat is to find a man on menu

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3-day human-trafficking sting in California leads to 339 arrests

(ABC7)

The Coalition to Abolish Slavery and Trafficking = It can often halt a violation of girls by a sick herd.

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Liam Neeson under fire over disturbing ‘racist’ admission

(News.com.au)

Northern Irish actor Liam Neeson = His role: an inherent racist. Moron!

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