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Sunday, December 9, 2018

Ex-Miss Kentucky charged with sending nude photos to student

(Yahoo!)
Miss Kentucky Ramsey Carpenter = My, a creepy stunner makes tricks!

Ex-Miss Kentucky Ramsey Carpenter = A sexy stunner makes my prick erect
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

The Girl In The Spider's Web Review

(Empire)

Recent film "The Girl in the Spider's Web" is ~ big Swedish feminist thriller pretence
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Prosecutors demand Michael Cohen spend four to five YEARS in prison for trying to 'influence the election from the shadows'

(Daily Mail)
Michael Cohen

"I'm trying to influence the election from the shadows." = Tut, Michael Cohen's done for lying. Not wise! Fetter him!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Art: Roy Blumenthal

Stormy Daniels Picks Trump's Tiny 'Mushroom' penis From a Lineup on Kimmel

(The Daily Beast)

US President 'Tiny Mushroom' = Don Trump in humorist's eyes
Anagram: Jason Lofts

Seven-year-old Ryan tops list of biggest YouTube earners, making $29.8m from toy reviews

(ABC News)
Watch Disney Cars Toys GIANT EGG SURPRISE OPENING Lightning McQueen Tow Mater Kids Video Ryan ToysReview

The Most Outstanding Earners from YouTube Site Include:
1. Ryan ToysReview
2. Jake Paul
3. Dude Perfect
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1. Boy enjoys playing
2. We endure immature untuneful raps, etcetera
3. Five dudes do trick shots, are OTT
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

"A great leader and a good man": Paul Ryan honors President George H.W. Bush

(ABC News)
The So-Called President

"Grace is but glory begun, and glory is but grace perfected." -the American revivalist preacher, philosopher and puritan, Jonathan Edwards
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George H.W. Bush: a just, decent, righteous, avid, gentle, fancy, caring leader. Hope!
Trump: a pest! Bad, insane, vile, rancid, crappy brat, liar! Horror!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Alan

Wizard of Oz beats Star Wars as most influential film of all time, study of 47,000 movies shows

(The Daily Telegraph)
The Wizard of Oz (1939)

The Most Influential Films of All Time Compiled By The University of Turin

1. The Wizard of Oz
2. Star Wars
3. Psycho
4. King Kong
5. 2001: A Space Odyssey
6. Metropolis
7. Citizen Kane
8. The Birth of a Nation
9. Frankenstein
10. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
11. Casablanca
12. Dracula
13. The Godfather
14. Jaws
15. Nosferatu
16. The Searchers
17. Cabiria
18. Dr Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
19. Gone With the Wind
20. Battleship Potemkin
= We see that these created the most spinoffs and mentions

1. Frank Baum
2. Notwithstanding Nazi elements
3. Alfred Hitchcock
4. Fay Wray on the Empire State Building
5. Wise HAL
6. Fritz Lang
7. Orson Welles
8. Civil War, nationhood
9. Boris Karlov
10. A Walt Disney fantasy
11. Humphrey Bogart
12. Tod Browning
13. Francis Ford Coppola
14. Spielberg
15. Vampire
16. John Ford
17. Viewed at the White House
18. Zany Kubrick, he's too OTT!
19. Scarlett O'Hara
20. Eisenstein
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Insomnia Cured Here

Here's How Many Times You Need to Have Sex to Slow Down Aging

(Reader's Digest)
Bruce Willis, Cybill Shepherd, Moonlighting, "I Am Curious... Maddie," 1987

Here's How Many Times You Need to Have Sex to Slow Down Aging = X 'n' Y? Somehow, one good time in seven days at least! Whew, rough!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Classic Film

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Arizona Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Groin in Walmart

(Newsweek)
Walmart gun control ("hunting for low prices")

Arizona man carrying handgun in waistband shoots himself in groin in Walmart meat department
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This demands a brilliant anagram. Rats! Amazing recent ammunition, now finding no worthy phrase!
=
A manly man can be in distress and humiliated for grazing his own meat (that minor part). No warning!
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Ted Swedenburg

Five key takeaways from Michael Cohen's new plea deal with special counsel Mueller

(ABC News)
NOW

America's "Five Key Takeaways from Michael Cohen's new plea deal with Special Counsel Mueller."
1. This is no longer just about Stormy
2. "The Moscow Project"
3. Trump's answers are now critical
4. Liar or not?
5. And now, onto the G-20 Summit.
Which especially anagrams to…
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1. Woman touches Mr President. She what?!
2. Worn-down Mike lies to Congress about USA's major Tower plan for Russia's capital. Well, he's guilty!
3. All somewhat conflict with Mike's narrative.
4. "Yes, I am." ... "Me too."
5. Cancel the majorly cancerous meeting? Oh crap, play nice!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Alan

'Deeply shameful': 258 runners caught cheating in Shenzhen's half marathon

(The Guardian)

Cheats ran home in ~ Chinese marathon
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Former US President George HW Bush dead at 94

(Al Jazeera)
President George H.W. Bush at Children's Inn

Former US President George HW Bush dies at ninety-four = We, sirs, to mourn sunny GOP father figure; the breed dies.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: NIH

7.0 Alaska quake damages roads, brings scenes of chaos

(CNN)

Alaska quake damages roads, brings scenes of chaos = Area shakes, squads began access, among a flood risk
Anagram: Dharam