Trump shot in ear at Pennsylvania campaign rally, suspected gunman killed

(Al Jazeera)

Antihero’s ~ shot in ear

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Zelensky’s wife buying a Bugatti with US aid was promoted by bots

(ArsTechnica)

Zelensky’s wife buying a Bugatti with US aid was promoted by bots
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Yes, Putin's twisty, fake, bogus media blabbing to daze our wits. Why?

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Nefarious misleading political deepfakes

(ArsTechnica)

Nefarious misleading political deepfakes
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Pop AI fakes undermine, stifle logical ideas

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Meet Wild Thang, voted world's ugliest dog

(RNZ)

He, world's ugliest ~ dog's well hirsute

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Julian Assange plans to swim ‘every day,’ sleep in real bed, his wife says

(CNN)

Julian Assange the Editor-in-chief of WikiLeaks, his wife Stella on the legal team, children Max and Gabriel, Army intelligence analyst and whistleblower Private First Class Chelsea Manning, Ecuadorean Embassy, HM Prison Belmarsh
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What a phenomenal remarkable brave man facing tyrants, a hugely illogical insane miscarriage of justice (the law is an ass!). He needs to feel safe, be domestic, play ball with his children, relax, smell the roses, swim in inlet, and drink gin

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Trump gets partial win on immunity

(The Hill)

Trump gets partial immunity
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Time rampant Trump is guilty
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I impute rampant Mr T’s guilty

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Ants can perform leg amputations

(ABC News)

Ants can perform leg amputations
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Snap! Cut foot, entrap animal germs

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Melania Trump 'lands deal with husband Donald over her future role if he wins second term'

(MSN)

Melania Trump 'lands deal with husband Donald over her future role if he wins second presidential term'
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Churl Trump is at fault: He derides dull Slovenian wife (teen Barron's mother), womanised and philandered

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Ex-president ‘meandering’ and ‘doesn't know what he's talking about’

(CNBC)

Ex-president 'meandering' and doesn't know what he's talking about
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Know what? Deranged ape Don is nuts. Isn't he to be mad King Lear next?

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Six swing states set to decide the US election

(BBC)

The six swing states - Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin
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Many asinine evangelized WASPs voting in an aging crass idiot as anarch shown exit

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Boeing Starliner connects with ISS

(CNN)

Boeing Starliner connects with ISS
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It's historic, crowning tenableness

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Dozens killed in Israeli strike on UN school, witnesses say

(The Guardian)
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Another Israeli precision intelligence-based strike
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I correct their reason, I see Palestinians being killed

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River of Fundament review – Matthew Barney’s magnum opus is calculated to divide opinion

(The Guardian)

Reaching the final stage of immortality requires the negotiation of an underground sewer:"Do I sit before you and fart?" asks the spirit of a deceased Egyptian general. "Do you smell every odour of the constipated, the gluttonous, the sulphurous, the caustic, the fermentative ... It is because I had to swim the river of faeces and succeeded in crossing only at a great price."
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Queer avant-garde art terrorist Matthew Barney's 'River of Fundament': It's a huge operatic film opus, a scatalogical rewrite of the Egyptian Book of the Dead. The sodomy, effluent and faeces galore cause you to espouse, "Such unsavoury fecality is not genteel!" "Agreed," I did nod, "Sure, it's incited me too. Enough, shorten this perfidious shit thing! Artistic licence ends here!"

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Rupert Murdoch marries for 5th time in ceremony at his California vineyard

(CBS News)

Australian media mogul Rupert Murdoch marries for fifth time in ceremony at his California vineyard
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Cialis & Viagra firmly on the menu after ceremony - familiar fun, a romp, rut, resuscitation….him dead….horrid

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Convicted felon Trump rails against Biden and ‘fascist’ America at unhinged news conference

(The Independent)

The convicted felon Trump rails against POTUS Biden and "fascist" America at an unhinged news conference
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Stop uncouth WASP, bare-faced liar, cheating effin' orangutan, nonce, demented narcissistic vilest man! End.

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The increasing Trumpification of TikTok

(Business Times)

The increasing Trumpification of TikTok
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I ain't OK, I fear uptick of rightism content

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What rights does Trump lose as a felon? And more of your questions, answered

(CNN)

“Today’s outcome has no bearing on the manner in which the United States Secret Service carries out its protective mission. Our security measures will proceed unchanged”
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“Our eager unseen heroes will catch the soap in the shower every time our customer Don drops it by accident to circumvent angst & a serious intimate incident & rescue his ass!”

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