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Monday, July 6, 2015

2016 Republican Presidential Candidates

2016 Republican Clown Car Parade - Expanded Cast of Caricatures
1. John Ellis Bush=Hell, I shun jobs
2. Benjamin Solomon Carson=Men, I can loan *morons* jobs!
3. Christopher James Christie=Those sharp critics jeer him
4. Rafael Edward Cruz=Dreadful war craze
5. Mark Whitty Everson=Very mistaken worth
6. Cara Carleton Fiorina=A fair concern to a liar
7. Lindsey Olin Graham=Ah, I'm one sly darling
8. Michael Dale Huckabee=Ace? Ha! Dumb like a leech
9. Piyush "Bobby" Jindal=I'd buy job by his plan
10. John Richard Kasich=Join hard, rich hacks
11. George Elmer Pataki=Me? I kept a larger ego
12. Randal Howard Paul=A hard, loud war plan
13. Richard "Rick" Perry=Err...a dry, rich prick
14. Marco Antonio Rubio=O, a moronic brain! Out!
15. Richard John Santorum=Ah! Disjunct horror, man!
16. Donald John Trump Senior=Damn old pro joins the run
17. Scott Walker=Act! Let's work!
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