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Friday, September 11, 2015

23 Ridiculously Offensive Donald Trump Quotes

(InsideGov)
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Photo: Elvert Barnes

"I will build a great wall -- and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me -- and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
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Exuberant, wily madman Donald Trump risibly babbled he will underwrite and oversee the hurried erection of an almighty bulwark as a vivid symbol to expel all dirty illegal immigrants. We'll kowtow and bellow "Alleluia!"
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Well I never!

Always verbally extreme like a loud-mouthed twit,
We've an extremely arrogant madder babbling nit.
A rude-to-all monkey, billionaire Donald Trump chills,
Raw foul windbag wipes his bum daily with dollar bills!
(by Jason Lofts, Maurice Goddard)