OJ Simpson dies of cancer at age 76

(1 News)

Orenthal James Simpson has died of cancer
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OJ confessed “Ah, I planned a most rash crime.”

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Rarest Lamborghini Veneno is in Dubai

(Gulf News)

The fully carbon Lamborghini Veneno Roadster
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Not every rich Arab hooner flaunts bling model
(Hooner: a person who drives an exotic sportscar as it was meant to be driven)

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Vatican calls surrogacy a threat to human dignity

(The Guardian)

Vatican calls surrogacy a threat to human dignity
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That's a malignant, cruel, advisory autocracy thing.

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Francis Scott Key Bridge in US city Baltimore collapses after ship collision

(The New Zealand Herald)
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Francis Scott Key Bridge in US city Baltimore collapses after ship collision
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Titanic disaster signifies public cry “Hell!” so lobotomy for reckless captain

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Baltimore's Key Bridge collapses

(CNN)

Baltimore's Key Bridge collapses = Sad, grisly place to be, like somber

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ISIS attack dents Putin’s tough image

(AP News)

ISIS attack dents Putin’s tough image
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It taints, haunts a despot gig - "Me, I suck."

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Ranked: World's happiest countries in 2024

(Newshub)

World's 20 happiest countries in 2024: 1. Finland 2. Denmark 3. Iceland 4. Sweden 5. Israel 6. Netherlands 7. Norway 8. Luxembourg 9. Switzerland 10. Australia 11. New Zealand 12. Costa Rica 13. Kuwait 14. Austria 15. Canada 16. Belgium 17. Ireland 18. Czechia 19. Lithuania 20. United Kingdom

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1. Decadent ex PM Sanna Marin, sauna 2. Lewd porn 3. Bitcoin 4. IKEA 5. Aid Gaza - I lied 6. Canals 7. Oil 8. A grand duchy 9. Trains run on time 10. Leisure land 11. Kiwi 12. Macaws 13. Attar 14. Schnitzel, dirndl, Weltanschauung 15. Trudeau 16. Beer 17. Folklore 18. Is wild 19. Wheat 20. Suzerain

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World’s population to fall for first time since the Black Death

(Stuff.co.nz)

World’s population to fall for the first time since the Black Death
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Full attention: tell them how to prescribe daft folk aphrodisiacs

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After Trump seeks delay in hush money trial, judge tells him to get permission before filing any more motions

(ABC News)

After ex-US leader Donald Trump seeks delay in hush money trial, judge tells him to get permission before filing any more motions
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Adult sex film star Stormy Daniels reported on Don's mini mushroom shlong & Yeti pubes hedge (really giant turn-off). Eeeeeek, jail 'im!

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'It's going to be bloodbath for whole country': Trump warns

(The Times of India)

"It's going to be bloodbath for whole country": Trump warns
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Dumpy whoring traitor wants to control, hobble, befog US

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