California mom hosted teen sex parties

(Yahoo! News)

California mom hosted teen sex parties
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Pederast minx, i.e. "social" mother, not safe

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Meteorite Lands on Woman’s Bed

(The New York Times)

Meteorite Lands on Woman’s Bed ~ raises notable new odd moment

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(San Francisco Chronicle)

One-ton gourd wins contest
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contents grown on outside

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Life's a Bitche for French town censored by Facebook

(The Times of India)

Life's a Bitche for French town censored by Facebook
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Folk won’t concede for ‘chat snobbery’ beef. Fais Chier!

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Jon Gruden, Raiders' coach, ousted

(The New York Times)

Jon Gruden, Raiders' coach, ousted ~ undergoes scorched adjuration

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