International court is to decide fate of whaling = Oh, idiot stunt. A nadir if cetacean will not go free.
(by Julian Lofts)
Monday, March 31, 2014
International court to decide fate of whaling
(TVNZ)
International court is to decide fate of whaling = Oh, idiot stunt. A nadir if cetacean will not go free.
International court is to decide fate of whaling = Oh, idiot stunt. A nadir if cetacean will not go free.
Sunday, March 30, 2014
Man Who Swallowed Fork Admits It Was A Stupid Idea (PHOTO)
(Huffington Post)
Man Who Swallowed Fork Admits It Was A Stupid Idea (PHOTO) = I know of old ladies awash with a spider, mutt, sow atop ... mad!
Man Who Swallowed Fork Admits It Was A Stupid Idea (PHOTO) = I know of old ladies awash with a spider, mutt, sow atop ... mad!
(by Robert Jordan)
Saturday, March 29, 2014
Dirty dealings: bridge world champions caught cheating
(The Daily Telegraph)
Dirty dealings: bridge world champions caught cheating = Why the daring Germans' illicit coughing boded apt cards
Image: Wikimedia
Dirty dealings: bridge world champions caught cheating = Why the daring Germans' illicit coughing boded apt cards
(by Julian Lofts)
Poll Shows We Want Those DNA Breakthroughs But Worry Scientists May Be 'Playing God'
(Huffington Post)
A Poll Shows We Want Those DNA Breakthroughs But Worry Scientists May Be 'Playing God' = Splicing genes - Why, that's a troubling way to make a hotshot superbaby! World's wonders!
A Poll Shows We Want Those DNA Breakthroughs But Worry Scientists May Be 'Playing God' = Splicing genes - Why, that's a troubling way to make a hotshot superbaby! World's wonders!
(by Julian Lofts)
Friday, March 28, 2014
Circus Elephants Make A Break For It, Mess Up Some Cars
(Huffington Post)
Circus Elephants Make A Break For It, Mess Up Some Cars = Escapees afar come pack their trunks; er ... Mumbai's loss?
Circus Elephants Make A Break For It, Mess Up Some Cars = Escapees afar come pack their trunks; er ... Mumbai's loss?
(by Robert Jordan)
Steven Seagal: Vladimir Putin is one of the 'great world's leaders'
(The Guardian)
Steven Seagal: Vladimir Putin is one of the 'great world leaders' = Dear God! US film star interviewee gets to prove he's in La La land.
Photo: Wikimedia
Steven Seagal: Vladimir Putin is one of the 'great world leaders' = Dear God! US film star interviewee gets to prove he's in La La land.
(by Julian Lofts)
State of War
(Kyiv Post)
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The signs of an imminent Russian attack = An instinct's to amass men, fight Ukraine.
The signs of an imminent Russian attack = An instinct's to amass men, fight Ukraine.
(by Rosie Perera)
Shocking DNA results reveal Elvis Presley was always destined to die young
(The Daily Mirror)
Shocking DNA results reveal that Elvis Presley was always destined to die a young man = Heart disease? What nonsense! Ugly calumny! Sedatives killed pelvis gyrator. Sad? Aw, not!
Photo: Wikimedia
Shocking DNA results reveal that Elvis Presley was always destined to die a young man = Heart disease? What nonsense! Ugly calumny! Sedatives killed pelvis gyrator. Sad? Aw, not!
(by Julian Lofts)
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Flight MH370: Thai satellite 'shows 300 floating objects'
(BBC)
Objects floating in the Southern Indian Ocean = Could be honing in on certain hints of a jet seat
Objects floating in the Southern Indian Ocean = Could be honing in on certain hints of a jet seat
(by Rosie Perera)
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
Revealed: How parts of our bodies get pudgy
(The New Zealand Herald)
Revealed: How parts of our bodies get pudgy but others don't = We devour stodgy food, donuts, batter, a burger, hot pies. Help!
Revealed: How parts of our bodies get pudgy but others don't = We devour stodgy food, donuts, batter, a burger, hot pies. Help!
(by Julian Lofts)
Little faith in China's war on pollution
(Asia Times)
Little faith in China's war on pollution = Continual pall? Oh, filthiest air in town!
Little faith in China's war on pollution = Continual pall? Oh, filthiest air in town!
(by Mark McNamara)
Is North Korea forcing all university-aged men to get a 'Dear Leader Kim Jong-un' haircut?
(National Post)
Is North Korea forcing all university-aged men to get a 'Dear Leader Kim Jong-un' haircut? = A frightening saturated autocracy! Millions run to heed one raving mad ogre-like jerk.
Is North Korea forcing all university-aged men to get a 'Dear Leader Kim Jong-un' haircut? = A frightening saturated autocracy! Millions run to heed one raving mad ogre-like jerk.
(by Maurice Goddard)
Another poll shocker for Ed Miliband and Labour as four in ten voters think he's 'weird'
(The Independent)
Another poll shocker for Ed Miliband and Labour as four in ten voters think he's 'weird' = David Cameron: "In truth, poor nuttier bloke is half-ill. He's an odd born freak who sneers!"
Photo: Wikimedia
Another poll shocker for Ed Miliband and Labour as four in ten voters think he's 'weird' = David Cameron: "In truth, poor nuttier bloke is half-ill. He's an odd born freak who sneers!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
Pope Accepts Resignation of High-Spending German Bishop
(The New York Times)
Pope Accepts Resignation of High-Spending German Bishop = The fine nit has gone, and pig's big shopping comes a cropper!
Photo: Wikimedia
Pope Accepts Resignation of High-Spending German Bishop = The fine nit has gone, and pig's big shopping comes a cropper!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Four world leaders
Photo: G8 UK
1: Barack Hussein Obama
2: David William Donald Cameron
3: Angela Dorothea Merkel
4: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
=
1: A bold Democrat in America
2: A vivid PM in the UK ails
3: A hard dull German dame
4: A horrible vodka villain in Moscow!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Oscar Pistorius girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp: You scare me
(BBC)
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Oscar Pistorius girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp: You scare me = Spookier creepy SMS message in virtual fear, read in court.
Photo: Lwp Kommunikáció
Oscar Pistorius girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp: You scare me = Spookier creepy SMS message in virtual fear, read in court.
(by Maurice Goddard)
Flight 370 Families to Malaysian Government: You're 'Executioners'
(Mashable)
The beleaguered Malaysian PM, Najib Tun Razak = A plane at sea - Beijing amaze KL by a 'murder' hunt!
Photo: Prachatai
The beleaguered Malaysian PM, Najib Tun Razak = A plane at sea - Beijing amaze KL by a 'murder' hunt!
(by Chris Sturdy)
Eighteen people missing after fatal Washington landslide
(The Guardian)
Eighteen people missing after fatal Washington mudslide = Emergent news: Stillaguamish flooding happened. It is fate.
Photo: WSDOT
Eighteen people missing after fatal Washington mudslide = Emergent news: Stillaguamish flooding happened. It is fate.
(by Julian Lofts)
Monday, March 24, 2014
Maeve Binchy leaves millions in will to friends and charities
(The Daily Telegraph)
Maeve Binchy leaves millions in will to friends and charities = Nice, divine, lovable writer dies, has left many millions in cash
Photo: orionpozo
Maeve Binchy leaves millions in will to friends and charities = Nice, divine, lovable writer dies, has left many millions in cash
(by Julian Lofts)
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Humans can sniff more than a trillion different smells, research shows
(Sydney Morning Herald)
Humans can sniff more than a trillion different smells, research shows = Ah! A sniff heartens! Rich scents of summer and flowers enthral millions!
Photo: Jeremy Marr
Humans can sniff more than a trillion different smells, research shows = Ah! A sniff heartens! Rich scents of summer and flowers enthral millions!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Friday, March 21, 2014
Putin Reclaims Crimea for Russia and Bitterly Denounces the West
(The New York Times)
The Russian President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin = Viperish villain's instant triumph did devour Crimea
Photo: Gwydion M. Williams
The Russian President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin = Viperish villain's instant triumph did devour Crimea
(by Maurice Goddard)
The World's Most Ethical Companies
(Forbes)
The World's Most Ethical Companies = Who steal, lie, cheat, con midst romps
Photo: vanhookc
The World's Most Ethical Companies = Who steal, lie, cheat, con midst romps
(by Julian Lofts)
Sellotape Selfies Are So Hot Right Now
(Huffington Post)
Sellotape Selfies Are So Hot Right Now = Teenagers are foolish; it's swell! (photo*)
Sellotape Selfies Are So Hot Right Now = Satire: foolish teenagers ... swell (photo*)
Photo: Felipe Nogs
Sellotape Selfies Are So Hot Right Now = Teenagers are foolish; it's swell! (photo*)
Sellotape Selfies Are So Hot Right Now = Satire: foolish teenagers ... swell (photo*)
(by Robert Jordan)
Thursday, March 20, 2014
Smithsonian collaborates with paleontologist team to reveal new large, feathered dinosaur
(Science Codex)
Smithsonian Institute collaborates with paleontologist team to reveal new large, feathered dinosaur = "The elite Oviraptosaur fossils aren't a casual neo-bantamweight!" tweeted a droll eminent ornithologist
Photo: Wikimedia
Smithsonian Institute collaborates with paleontologist team to reveal new large, feathered dinosaur = "The elite Oviraptosaur fossils aren't a casual neo-bantamweight!" tweeted a droll eminent ornithologist
(by Julian Lofts)
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
North Dakota wants you: Seeks to fill 20,000 jobs
(CNN)
North Dakota Economic Development Foundation = And then ten men did come up to look for a vocation.
North Dakota Economic Development Foundation = And then ten men did come up to look for a vocation.
(by Rosie Perera)
Mick Jagger's Girlfriend L'Wren Scott Found Dead in New York Apartment
(Rolling Stone)
Mick's girlfriend, the fashion designer L'Wren Scott, is found dead in New York = Then we worry and think sick friend of famed Rolling Stones' singer suicided
Photo: Zennie Abraham
Mick's girlfriend, the fashion designer L'Wren Scott, is found dead in New York = Then we worry and think sick friend of famed Rolling Stones' singer suicided
(by Julian Lofts)
New pound coin designed to combat counterfeiting
(BBC)
New pound coin's designed to combat counterfeiting = Noticing umpteen-sided, two faced Osborne counting
Photo: The Royal Mint
New pound coin's designed to combat counterfeiting = Noticing umpteen-sided, two faced Osborne counting
(by Robert Jordan)
In a social media world, people still seek meaty news
(The New Zealand Herald)
In a social media world, people still seek meaty news = We like disasters, dilemmas, an election, a lowly Pope....
Photo: Butch Lebo
In a social media world, people still seek meaty news = We like disasters, dilemmas, an election, a lowly Pope....
(by Julian Lofts)
UK unveils new pound coin to fight fraud
(CNN)
The UK unveils new pound coin to fight fraud = Oh, I would prevent fake funding; it's uncouth!
The UK unveils new pound coin to fight fraud = Oh, I would prevent fake funding; it's uncouth!
(by Rosie Perera)
Big Bang Discovery Opens Doors to the "Multiverse"
(National Geographic)
Big Bang Discovery Opens Doors to the "Multiverse" = Hi! So vast specter beyond, our minds boggle over it!
Photo: Carl Jones
Big Bang Discovery Opens Doors to the "Multiverse" = Hi! So vast specter beyond, our minds boggle over it!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Monday, March 17, 2014
Russia's Vladimir Putin recognises Crimea as nation
(BBC)
Russia's Vladimir Putin recognises Crimea as nation = Grim antisocial rat is supreme in invasion's crusade
Photo: DonkeyHotey
Russia's Vladimir Putin recognises Crimea as nation = Grim antisocial rat is supreme in invasion's crusade
(by Maurice Goddard)
The end is nigh - NASA study
(The New Zealand Herald)
The end is nigh - NASA study = Unsheathing sad destiny
Photo: elycefeliz
The end is nigh - NASA study = Unsheathing sad destiny
(by Julian Lofts)
Friday, March 14, 2014
World's most expensive socks
(The New Zealand Herald)
World's most expensive socks = Ms swops doeskin 'Cervelt' sox
Photo: Harrys of London
World's most expensive socks = Ms swops doeskin 'Cervelt' sox
(by Julian Lofts)
LEGO computer keyboard is stacks of fun
(Digital Spy)
LEGO computer keyboard is stacks of fun = Smudgier, OK typefaces; a block font ours
LEGO computer keyboard is stacks of fun = Smudgier, OK typefaces; a block font ours
(by Robert Jordan)
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