Photo: Justin Norman
CIA Torture File = Fierce Tutorial
(by Mark McNamara)
Monday, June 30, 2014
Oscar Pistorius murder trial resumes after psychiatric tests
(Channel 4)
Oscar Pistorius murder trial resumes after psychiatric tests = It's a terror. Stupid erratic ass must pay for his cruelest crimes.
Photo: Lwp Kommunikáció
Oscar Pistorius murder trial resumes after psychiatric tests = It's a terror. Stupid erratic ass must pay for his cruelest crimes.
(by Maurice Goddard)
Sunni militants declare Islamic state in Iraq and Syria
(Fox News)
Sunni militants declare Islamic state in Iraq and Syria = ISIS crisis: Tyrannical Al Qaeda militiamen and nutters!
Photo: Thierry Ehrmann
Sunni militants declare Islamic state in Iraq and Syria = ISIS crisis: Tyrannical Al Qaeda militiamen and nutters!
(by Jason Lofts)
Sunday, June 29, 2014
Evolutionary roots of an urge to bite in a sporting competition
(Financial Times)
Evolutionary roots of an urge to bite in a sporting competition = Cue? I've got it too! It's an inborn primal ego to rout any foe in sport!
Photo: Tambaco
Evolutionary roots of an urge to bite in a sporting competition = Cue? I've got it too! It's an inborn primal ego to rout any foe in sport!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Neymar and Julio Cesar get Brazil over Chile on penalties
(The National)
Neymar and goalie Cesar save Brazil in penalty shootout = Game's valiant ace players in Belo Horizonte on Saturday
Photo: Calcio Streaming
Neymar and goalie Cesar save Brazil in penalty shootout = Game's valiant ace players in Belo Horizonte on Saturday
(by Jason Lofts)
The Christian Reformed Church Still Won't Stand Up For Science
(The Daily Beast)
The Christian Reformed Church Still Won't Stand Up For Science = Tech informs: Darwin's epic conclusions reflect the hard truth
Photo: Steven Depolo
The Christian Reformed Church Still Won't Stand Up For Science = Tech informs: Darwin's epic conclusions reflect the hard truth
(by Maurice Goddard)
The Christian Reformed Church Still Won't Stand Up For Science
(The Daily Beast)
Genesis: Biblical story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden = Fact: Heaven's original sin: Feeble ardent man disobeyed God!
Art: Ian Burt
Genesis: Biblical story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden = Fact: Heaven's original sin: Feeble ardent man disobeyed God!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Saturday, June 28, 2014
Climate change threatens tourism as ski slopes start to thaw, seas rise
(Times of Malta)
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Climate change threatens tourism as ski slopes start to thaw, seas rise = Or take Austria's alps. Less snow. Grim hotter times. It's a scene that aches.
Photo: photophilde
Climate change threatens tourism as ski slopes start to thaw, seas rise = Or take Austria's alps. Less snow. Grim hotter times. It's a scene that aches.
(by Maurice Goddard)
'Tony Blair has finally gone mad': The meteoric rise and fall of Britain's 'most unpopular ex-PM ever'
(National Post)
'Tony Blair has finally gone mad': The meteoric rise and fall of Britain's 'most unpopular ex-PM ever' = Extremely abnormal unhinged boastful primitive rampant rascal and fiery flop, is on the loose!
Photo: Jason
'Tony Blair has finally gone mad': The meteoric rise and fall of Britain's 'most unpopular ex-PM ever' = Extremely abnormal unhinged boastful primitive rampant rascal and fiery flop, is on the loose!
(by Maurice Goddard)
I ate my wife's placenta raw in a smoothie and cooked in a taco
(The Guardian)
I ate my wife's placenta raw in a smoothie and cooked in a taco = i.e. I/we can make food, i.e. a post-natal meaty tonic or a sandwich!
Photo: Latisha
I ate my wife's placenta raw in a smoothie and cooked in a taco = i.e. I/we can make food, i.e. a post-natal meaty tonic or a sandwich!
(by Jason Lofts)
Friday, June 27, 2014
Pope Francis' new clothes: Why his progressive image is white smoke and mirrors
(Salon)
Pope Francis' new clothes: Why his progressive image is white smoke and mirrors = News: Stripping him down, wearisome sick ol' chap's the sorry reverse of his image?
Photo: Roberto Rizzato
Pope Francis' new clothes: Why his progressive image is white smoke and mirrors = News: Stripping him down, wearisome sick ol' chap's the sorry reverse of his image?
(by Maurice Goddard)
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Oldest human faeces show Neanderthals ate vegetables
(BBC)
Oldest human faeces show Neanderthals ate vegetables = Aha, so are doubtless what fed less than genteel cavemen!
Photo: Erich Ferdinand
Oldest human faeces show Neanderthals ate vegetables = Aha, so are doubtless what fed less than genteel cavemen!
(by Jason Lofts)
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Gary Oldman Apology Blasted as "Insufficient" by ADL
(Variety)
Gary Leonard Oldman is an actor = Racist raged on and on amorally
Photo: Matt DeTurck
Gary Leonard Oldman is an actor = Racist raged on and on amorally
(by Julian Lofts)
Suarez faces long ban if guilty of bite
(BBC)
Luis Suarez faces long ban if found guilty of bite = Ugly sin of zealous biter obfuscating final feud
Photo: Gwydion M Williams
Luis Suarez faces long ban if found guilty of bite = Ugly sin of zealous biter obfuscating final feud
(by Julian Lofts)
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
What God does to your brain
(The Daily Telegraph)
What God does to your brain = You'd bet, hoards go into war!
Illustration: Tom Blackwell
What God does to your brain = You'd bet, hoards go into war!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Monday, June 23, 2014
US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany
(The Guardian)
A US student is rescued from a giant vagina sculpture in Germany = Rumpus/fracas! Ingenue grad ventures into genitalia. Study/scam?
A US student is rescued from a giant vagina sculpture in Germany = Rumpus/fracas! Ingenue grad ventures into genitalia. Study/scam?
(by Julian Lofts)
Sunday, June 22, 2014
New Winner Of 'World's Ugliest Dog' Contest Crowned
(Huffington Post)
New Winner Of 'World's Ugliest Dog' Contest Crowned = Wince, no? Often cuddling wet-nosed growler's worst!
New Winner Of 'World's Ugliest Dog' Contest Crowned = Wince, no? Often cuddling wet-nosed growler's worst!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Guildford Four's Gerry Conlon dies in Belfast
( The Irish Times)
He said being in prison was a form of 'suspended animation' where you do not mature as a normal adult. "Our reality was that nightmare." For years, he said, he felt disenfranchised from his family. = Story today: Irishman Gerry Conlon died after unlawful imprisonment in a British madhouse for fifteen years as he'd a hard awful time of depression/insomnia/outrage ahead. "The law's a sham."
He said being in prison was a form of 'suspended animation' where you do not mature as a normal adult. "Our reality was that nightmare." For years, he said, he felt disenfranchised from his family. = Story today: Irishman Gerry Conlon died after unlawful imprisonment in a British madhouse for fifteen years as he'd a hard awful time of depression/insomnia/outrage ahead. "The law's a sham."
(by Julian Lofts)
Pope Condemns Mafia Violence on Children
(VOA News)
The Pope Condemns Mafia Violence on Children = Epochs of evil. Decadent criminal phenomenon.
Photo: Catholic Church England
The Pope Condemns Mafia Violence on Children = Epochs of evil. Decadent criminal phenomenon.
(by Julian Lofts)
Saturday, June 21, 2014
Film row upsets island tranquillity
(The New Zealand Herald)
Film row upsets island tranquillity = Rift! Will Neruda's silly postman quit?
Film row upsets island tranquillity = Rift! Will Neruda's silly postman quit?
(by Julian Lofts)
Thursday, June 19, 2014
Spain's new king Felipe VI sworn in
(Financial Times)
Spain's new king Felipe VI sworn in = In new V-sign, Pa now skips in relief!
Spain's new king Felipe VI sworn in = In new V-sign, Pa now skips in relief!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Chile Eliminates Defending Champion Spain
(The New York Times)
An aggressive Chile eliminates the defending champion Spain = Hellish time as grieving Spanish men concede a paining defeat
An aggressive Chile eliminates the defending champion Spain = Hellish time as grieving Spanish men concede a paining defeat
(by Julian Lofts)
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Texas supermarket accused of selling bull penis as human food
(Huffington Post)
Texas supermarket accused of selling bull penis as human food = Unusual tale - dessicated beef sexual organs (pricks). Mmh? No, flop!
Texas supermarket accused of selling bull penis as human food = Unpalatable? Lie! Sexed-up girls rush to suck and scoff some! Amen!
Photo: Andrew
Texas supermarket accused of selling bull penis as human food = Unusual tale - dessicated beef sexual organs (pricks). Mmh? No, flop!
(by Jason Lofts)
Texas supermarket accused of selling bull penis as human food = Unpalatable? Lie! Sexed-up girls rush to suck and scoff some! Amen!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
US Ghosts Left at Kirkuk Base After Iraqi Army Fled
(ABC News)
US Ghosts Left at Kirkuk Base After Iraqi Army Fled = It is grotesque! Bleak filthy stuff marks a dark era.
Photo: AFPMB
US Ghosts Left at Kirkuk Base After Iraqi Army Fled = It is grotesque! Bleak filthy stuff marks a dark era.
(by Maurice Goddard)
US celebrates dramatic World Cup win over Ghana
(BBC)
United States celebrates dramatic World Cup win over Ghana = TAB* report soccer game had a valid result. US net twice and win
United States celebrates dramatic World Cup win over Ghana = TAB* report soccer game had a valid result. US net twice and win
TAB is Totalisator Agency Board - a betting agency in New Zealand and Australia
(by Julian Lofts)
Monday, June 16, 2014
Egyptian cleric: watching football 'destroys nations'
(The Guardian)
Egyptian cleric: watching football 'destroys nations' = Soccer - analytically the finest gonad biting sport. Ow!
Egyptian cleric: watching football 'destroys nations' = Strong tonic in play? I bet God's a soccer fan with a telly!
Photo: Rawle C. Jackman
Egyptian cleric: watching football 'destroys nations' = Soccer - analytically the finest gonad biting sport. Ow!
(by Julian Lofts)
Egyptian cleric: watching football 'destroys nations' = Strong tonic in play? I bet God's a soccer fan with a telly!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Kenyan elephant with giant tusks slain
(CNN)
"A great life lost so that someone far away can have a trinket on their mantlepiece. Rest in peace, old friend, you will be missed." = In memory of idol Satao, the ancient African elephant, savagely poached for its elite tusks. We are desolate. Terrible men win.
"A great life lost so that someone far away can have a trinket on their mantlepiece. Rest in peace, old friend, you will be missed." = In memory of idol Satao, the ancient African elephant, savagely poached for its elite tusks. We are desolate. Terrible men win.
(by Julian Lofts)
Sunday, June 15, 2014
Blair's Iraq invasion was a tragic error, and he's insane to deny it
(The Daily Telegraph)
Blair's Iraq invasion was a tragic error, and he's insane to deny it = Tony's brain-dead! A loonier insane ravager nit with a crass IQ, sir!
Photo: Jason
Blair's Iraq invasion was a tragic error, and he's insane to deny it = Tony's brain-dead! A loonier insane ravager nit with a crass IQ, sir!
(by Maurice Goddard)
World Cup 2014: Prime Minister David Cameron sends good luck message to England team
(The Daily Telegraph)
Prime Minister David Cameron sends good luck message to England team = United Kingdom dreams potential medals; seems gone raving soccer mad!
Photo: Rach
Prime Minister David Cameron sends good luck message to England team = United Kingdom dreams potential medals; seems gone raving soccer mad!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Saturday, June 14, 2014
Friday, June 13, 2014
The terrible legacy of Blair's Iraq War
(Daily Mail)
The terrible legacy of Blair's Iraq War = Iraqi Fate: Gory barbaric Hell welters.
Photo: Jason
The terrible legacy of Blair's Iraq War = Iraqi Fate: Gory barbaric Hell welters.
(by Maurice Goddard)
Harrison Ford Hurt on Star Wars Set
(BBC)
Harrison Ford hurt on Star Wars set = Star ran for shutter door - raw shins
Art: Roberto Rizzato
Harrison Ford hurt on Star Wars set = Star ran for shutter door - raw shins
(by Greig Templeton)
Free The Nipple: why on earth do women want to walk around topless in public?
(The Daily Telegraph)
Free The Nipple: why on earth do women want to walk around topless in public? = Prelude in another show in town: Hopeful cows apparently want to be milked?!
Photo: Lars Plougmann
Free The Nipple: why on earth do women want to walk around topless in public? = Prelude in another show in town: Hopeful cows apparently want to be milked?!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Thursday, June 12, 2014
South Africa cannibal: Gugulethu man 'ate love rival's heart'
(BBC)
South African cannibal: Gugulethu man 'ate love rival's heart' = A ghoul a-munching, a true Hannibal Lecter? A taste of survival!
Photo: LadyGuinevere
South African cannibal: Gugulethu man 'ate love rival's heart' = A ghoul a-munching, a true Hannibal Lecter? A taste of survival!
(by Jason Lofts)
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Oliver Stone to make movie based on fictionalised life of Edward Snowden
(The Guardian)
Director Oliver Stone's to make movie based on fictionalised life of Edward Snowden = O, will it be token cinema verite (snore) or an odd novelised dose of fascism? Daft weirdo!
Photo: DonkeyHotey
Director Oliver Stone's to make movie based on fictionalised life of Edward Snowden = O, will it be token cinema verite (snore) or an odd novelised dose of fascism? Daft weirdo!
(by Julian Lofts)
Male faces 'buttressed against punches' by evolution
(BBC)
Male faces 'buttressed against punches' by evolution = Because era's cavemen stupidly fought in battles, son!
Photo: Mary Harrsch
Male faces 'buttressed against punches' by evolution = Because era's cavemen stupidly fought in battles, son!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Clintons 'dead broke' after White House
(The New Zealand Herald)
"We came out of the White House not only dead broke, but in debt," Hillary Clinton told ABC."We had no money when we got there, and we struggled to, you know, piece together the resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea's education. You know, it was not easy." = "O, gee, when that outrageous troglodyte, Monica Lewinsky, had weekly unprotected intercourse with Bill (ow!) and he got come on the young woman's blue dress (ow!), that was the start of the end of our fortunes. O yes, I agree he was fooled by the crooked concubine."
Caricatures: DonkeyHotey
"We came out of the White House not only dead broke, but in debt," Hillary Clinton told ABC."We had no money when we got there, and we struggled to, you know, piece together the resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea's education. You know, it was not easy." = "O, gee, when that outrageous troglodyte, Monica Lewinsky, had weekly unprotected intercourse with Bill (ow!) and he got come on the young woman's blue dress (ow!), that was the start of the end of our fortunes. O yes, I agree he was fooled by the crooked concubine."
(by Julian Lofts)
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
British comic actor Rik Mayall dies aged 56
(Reuters)
Rik Mayall, the famous English comedian and actor died yesterday = Lethal end. In memory of a cad, a dorky lunatic. His demise's a tragedy.
Rik Mayall, the famous English comedian and actor died yesterday = Lethal end. In memory of a cad, a dorky lunatic. His demise's a tragedy.
(by Julian Lofts)
Clintons 'were broke' after presidency
(The Guardian)
Clintons 'were broke' after presidency = O, perks of celebrity - screwed an intern!
Photo: Marc Nozell
Clintons 'were broke' after presidency = O, perks of celebrity - screwed an intern!
(by Julian Lofts)
World Custard Pie championships
(Heart)
World Custard Pie championships = Humor's odd! (A Chaplin script swipe).
World Custard Pie championships = Odd swipe at Chaplin's crisp humor
Photo: Funk Dooby
World Custard Pie championships = Humor's odd! (A Chaplin script swipe).
World Custard Pie championships = Odd swipe at Chaplin's crisp humor
(by Robert Jordan)
Should teams abstain during the World Cup?
(CNN)
Should teams abstain during the World Cup? = Allow intercourse, bathmats, puddings, duh!
Should teams abstain during the World Cup? = Allow intercourse, bathmats, puddings, duh!
(by Julian Lofts)
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