Baby scales rock wall

(MSN)

Baby scales rock wall = A belay blocks crawls

(by Robert Jordan)

Greece's prime minister -- seeking to calm Greek citizens -- quotes FDR: 'The only thing to fear is fear itself'

(Business Insider)

Photo: European Council President

Alexis Tsipras, the Prime Minister of Greece and leader of Syriza = I realize many fears; crisis frightened exasperated metropolis!

(by Adie Pena)

'Leap second': Why June 30 will have one extra second

(Los Angeles Times)

Art: Salvador Dalí

June thirtieth, Twenty-Fifteen will have one extra second = I have intent just to wholly fix the new date interference.

(by Josiah Winslow)

Next iPhones may add "Force Touch"

(USA Today)

Photo: Reiner Girsch

Next iPhones may add "Force Touch" = Oh, my hand's extra occupied often! = I expect a "handy" hot modern focus.

(by Josiah Winslow)

David Sweat shot and captured alive after New York manhunt

(CNN)

Photo: Elvert Barnes

The escaped New York prison inmate David Sweat = "We did discover a persistent man." "No, he kept away."

(by Josiah Winslow)

The GOP Field

(CNN)

Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Jeb Bush Ben Carson Ted Cruz Carly Fiorina Lindsey Graham Mike Huckabee George Pataki Rand PauL Rick Perry Marco Rubio Rick Santorum Donald Trump Bobby Jindal Chris Christie John Kasich Scott Walker

=

The Sr. Prince Black Doc Tea Partier Girly Token Mr. Zip Lacks Sugar Daddy Ho Hum NYCer Wacko Man Frail Babbler Cuban Crush Senator Prude Hungrier Joke India Ink Car Jam Chubby Ohio Job Crisis Milktoaster

(by Russ Atkinson)

Road Trippin' - What's new at Summerfest

(NBC15)

The World's Largest Music Festival in Milwaukee = Ah, during Summerfest, we locals visit it all week. = What a swell, skilled guitar voice in Summerfest!

(by Josiah Winslow)

Seifeddine Rezgui: What we know about the Tunisian beach attack gunman

(ITV)

Photo: Tjebbe van Tijen

The Tunisian Seifeddine Rezgui = "I seized a gun, fire, stun, then I die."

(by Julian Lofts)

North Korea Calls on World to 'Dismember US Imperialists'

(NDTV)

Photo: yeowatzup

"Dismember the fatty monster US imperialists" say the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea. = Hmm, apt! America has terrible lipodystrophy - to become trim sufferers need seek liposuction stat.

(by Julian Lofts)

Lego Saying 'No' To Plastic, Invests Millions Into Search For 'Sustainable' Material

(MSN)

Photo: nolnet

Lego Saying 'No' To Plastic=Tin tops geological 'nays'

(by Robert Jordan)

Tom Cruise's new role as a 280lb drug smuggler

(Daily Mail)

Portrait: Roberto Rizzato

Thomas Cruise Mapother IV = He triumphs as movie actor

(by Jason Lofts)

Charleston Lawmaker Will Introduce Hate Crime Legislation In Wake Of Church Shooting

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Christopher Dombres

Hate or bias-motivated crimes = Motive to harm? It is race-based.

(by Jason Lofts)

Pro baseball team cancels 'Caucasian Heritage Night'

(CNN)

Caucasian Heritage Night = Teaching racist hue again? = Nice racist hate again? Ugh!

(by Rosie Perera)

Friend or food? Dog meat trade divides China

(CNN)

Photo: Stephen Wilson

The dog meat industry is fighting a losing battle. = Don't grill sentient Fido as tasty! Get him a big hug!

(by Rosie Perera)

Vladimir Putin creates 'military Disneyland' where youngsters can ride tanks, play with grenade launchers and eat army rations

(The Daily Mirror)


Vladimir Putin creates 'military Disneyland' where youngsters can ride tanks, play with grenade launchers and eat army rations = Russians' tyrannical leader (intimidating guy) has invented scary theme park: Children emulate soldiers at war and try weaponry

(by Jason Lofts)

The man with a plan: Donald Trump's 5-part strategy to make America great again

(RT)

Photo: iprimages

Let's Make America Great Again!: Donald Trump for President = Real estate king's candidature pre-programmed to fail, man!

(by Jason Lofts)

'Carpet of crabs' covers US beaches

(BBC)


'Carpet of crabs' covers Southern Californian beaches = Pacific lobster crustaceans brace for onshore 'haven'

(by Julian Lofts)

NBC's Brian Williams is starting an 'apology tour'

(CNN)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Brian Williams starts 'apology tour' = I am sorry, in-group; it was all total BS

(by Rosie Perera)

Dylann Roof: the cold stare of a killer with a history of drug abuse and racism

(The Guardian)

Photo: Stephen Melkisethian

Dylann Storm Roof = Mad, forlorn, stony

(by Julian Lofts)

Dr. Sergio Canavero predicts head transplantation is possible

(Daily Mail)


Dr. Sergio Canavero = A donor's caregiver = A corrosive danger

(by Julian Lofts)

First penile transplant recipient 'to become father'

(BBC)

Photo: ReSurge International

First penile transplant recipient 'to become father' in South Africa = A perfect scientific result - hale insemination of partner. Both rapt!

(by Julian Lofts)

Retro Is the New 'New'

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Giuseppe Alessandro De Francesco

Retro Is the New 'New' = Where won't 'in' reset?

(by Robert Jordan)

Jazz Icon Ornette Coleman Dies At 85

(Time)

Photo: Mike Licht

Ornette Coleman dies = Emoted in clear tones

(by Julian Lofts)

Spanish bullfighter gored in groin leaving testicle 'eviscerated' at Madrid's San Isidro festival

(The Independent)


Spanish bullfighter gored in groin leaving testicle 'eviscerated' at San Isidro festival in Madrid = Agile steer charged matador, intent on piercing his balls. Idiot fell, is given first aid and survives

(by Jason Lofts)

Sweden royal wedding: Prince Carl Philip to marry reality star

(BBC)

Photo: Wikimedia

A real life Cinderella story? Or... = Carl and Sofia. Elite yell "Error!"

(by Julian Lofts)

NBA signs deal with Nike; logo to appear on uniforms

(ESPN)

Illustration: Charis Tsevis

NBA signs deal with Nike; logo to appear on uniforms = I know it is a push on a goal: plan for big endorsement.

(by Josiah Winslow)

Obama approves sending up to 450 more US troops to Iraq

(Fox News)

Photo: US Army

Obama approves sending up to four hundred and fifty more US troops to Iraq = President's for moving a thousand equipped army troops out abroad for fun.

(by Josiah Winslow)

Christopher Lee, horror master and renowned film villain, dies at 93

(Syndicated News Headlines)

Photo: avda-foto

Christopher Lee, horror master and renowned film villain, dies at ninety three = In his prime, and when elderly, rave actor instilled terror into hearts of men, eh?

(by Dharam)

Nude tourists are blamed for quake

(The Times)

Photo: Atiqah Rahman Wyllie Adeng

Nude tourists are blamed for earthquake = Fear bare adults required to shake mount

(by Mark McNamara)

South Korea says its deadly MERS outbreak may have peaked

(Seattle Times)

Photo: CDC Global

Middle East Respiratory Syndrome = Main story reported MERS is deadly

(by Jason Lofts)

Leonard Nimoy's Legacy Lives On in the Asteroid Belt

(Universe Today)

Image: NASA/JPL

Leonard Nimoy’s Legacy Lives On in the Asteroid Belt = My "illogical" role rests. Destination: beyond heaven.

(by Josiah Winslow)

Bugman's brush with death

(Stuff.co.nz)


Bugman's brush with death = Shh, bub, swat it; darn 'em, ugh!

(by Robert Jordan)

Kate Moss called pilot a 'basic bitch', says witness

(The Guardian)

Photo: Renan Katayama

Kate Moss called pilot a bitch = Is that a model's cockpit label?

(by Mark McNamara)

Apple finally acknowledging women's periods exist

(New York Post)

Photo: Jason Howie

Apple finally acknowledging women's periods exist = Gals welcome iApp: Sex finally depends on it working

(by Jason Lofts)

How China's 'Great Cannon' works -- and why we should be worried

(CNN)

Photo: Rebecca MacKinnon

The People's Republic of China's 'Great Cannon' = Can cripple the *bleep*ing 'net. Chaos for USA, no?

(by Rosie Perera)