The chairman of US carmaker Tesla resigns over SEC federal law violation complaint = Charismatic, arrogant, overassertive Elon Musk. He is a compliant felon. Farewell cad
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Hawk
Image: Thomas Hawk
Sunday, September 30, 2018
Elon Musk agrees to resign as Tesla chairman in settlement with SEC
(TechCrunch)
The chairman of US carmaker Tesla resigns over SEC federal law violation complaint = Charismatic, arrogant, overassertive Elon Musk. He is a compliant felon. Farewell cad
The chairman of US carmaker Tesla resigns over SEC federal law violation complaint = Charismatic, arrogant, overassertive Elon Musk. He is a compliant felon. Farewell cad
Friday, September 28, 2018
'They fricken hate her': Full Emma Alberici email shows Justin Milne was not taken out of context
(The Canberra Times)
A man named, Justin Milne, officially resigns as the acing ABC Chairman = Damn email in Justin's office gets ill, aching chairman a scary ban. Amen.
A man named, Justin Milne, officially resigns as the acing ABC Chairman = Damn email in Justin's office gets ill, aching chairman a scary ban. Amen.
Anagram: George Missailidis
Thursday, September 27, 2018
'Free Solo' trailer teases Alex Honnold's journey up El Cap
(snews)
The American ropeless solo climber Alex Honnold = Lad's role: excels on incomparable sheer monolith
The American ropeless solo climber Alex Honnold = Lad's role: excels on incomparable sheer monolith
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Chile unveils Patagonian Route of Parks hiking trail
(BBC)
Chile unveiled the Patagonian Route of Parks = People do covet nature, fauna, hiking trails, eh?
Chile unveiled the Patagonian Route of Parks = People do covet nature, fauna, hiking trails, eh?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mariano Mantel
Image: Mariano Mantel
Wednesday, September 26, 2018
Trump brags at UN, crowd laughs
Trump brags at UN, crowd laughs = braggart, plus was much rotund
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
UN members laugh at Trump after claim his administration has 'accomplished more than almost any in US history'
(The Independent)
"In less than two years, my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country," says President Trump
=
Hmm, utter nonsense, a myth! An asinine fool, liar, moron, idiot, spy! Oh listen, why can't a psychiatrist treat your hatred, narcissism, and toadyism, Mr POTUS?
"In less than two years, my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country," says President Trump
=
Hmm, utter nonsense, a myth! An asinine fool, liar, moron, idiot, spy! Oh listen, why can't a psychiatrist treat your hatred, narcissism, and toadyism, Mr POTUS?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Cizauskas
Image: Thomas Cizauskas
Mary Kay Letourneau On Affair With 12-Year-Old: "I Didn't Know It Was A Crime"
(Yahoo!)
Notorious pedophile Mary Kay Letourneau = O, you rape and pain our youth like molester!
Notorious pedophile Mary Kay Letourneau = O, you rape and pain our youth like molester!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Bill Cosby sentenced to state prison for sexual assault
(BBC)
Punish busted entertainer Bill Cosby = Put insolent US celebrity behind bars
Punish busted entertainer Bill Cosby = Put insolent US celebrity behind bars
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Montgomery County Planning Commission
Image: Montgomery County Planning Commission
Donald Trump Just Got Laughed At By The Entire United Nations
(Huffington Post)
The President of the United States of America Donald Trump = Potentate's speech to UN dreadful, instead it made for mirth!
The President of the United States of America Donald Trump = Potentate's speech to UN dreadful, instead it made for mirth!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Saturday, September 22, 2018
The Woman's Fatal Selfie
(ABC15)
The Woman's Fatal Selfie = She falls. Wait ...fate? Omen?
The Woman's Fatal Selfie = She falls. Wait ...fate? Omen?
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Tony Webster
Image: Tony Webster
Friday, September 21, 2018
Brett Kavanaugh nomination: Trump challenges accuser
(BBC)
|
1. Professor Christine Blasey Ford appeals the nomination of the United States Supreme Court 2. Judge Brett Kavanaugh 3. President Donald Trump | = |
1. "A student pervert tried to fondle and rape me!" 2. No justice for us, Republicans think 3. The trotters of a pig, Yeti pubes and a mushroom-shaped glans |
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Lorie Shaull
Image: Lorie Shaull
Wednesday, September 19, 2018
Strawberry needle scare: strict new export rules put in place
(The Guardian)
The Queensland Strawberry Growers Association = Needles sow terror! So what? Big scary quarantines! = Sow terror with needle! Gross! Bananas! Quite scary!
The Queensland Strawberry Growers Association = Needles sow terror! So what? Big scary quarantines! = Sow terror with needle! Gross! Bananas! Quite scary!
Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Ahmed Helal
Image: Ahmed Helal
Monday, September 17, 2018
Trump aides plead guilty
(Twitter)
|
Trump aides: 1. Manafort 2. Gates 3. Flynn 4. Papadopoulos 5. Cohen | = | 1. Loathsome 2. Fraud 3. Polecat - P.U. 4. Minor Pansy, and 5. Fat sponge |
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: CNN
Image: CNN
Victoria Beckham sparks carrier bag-wearing trend on social media
(The Irish Independent)
The UK fashion designer Victoria Caroline Beckham = Hark, I'm inclined to stick a bag over her heinous face
The UK fashion designer Victoria Caroline Beckham = Hark, I'm inclined to stick a bag over her heinous face
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Victoria Beckham
Image: Victoria Beckham
Sunday, September 16, 2018
"Gina is Great": Trump endorses book declaring him possibly the "most sound-minded" president ever
(Washington Post)
The "most sound-minded" president? = Dishonest Don Trump is demented
The "most sound-minded" president? = Dishonest Don Trump is demented
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: FibonacciBlue
Image: FibonacciBlue
Manafort plea deal: Trump ex-campaign chief to help Mueller inquiry
(BBC)
Manafort cuts a plea deal with Mister Mueller = Malefic Trump has a real meltdown, utters a lie
Manafort cuts a plea deal with Mister Mueller = Malefic Trump has a real meltdown, utters a lie
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Victoria Pickering
Image: Victoria Pickering
Europe's farmers on red alert as deadly African swine fever spreads to Belgium
(The Guardian)
African swine fever spreads to Belgium = Endemic virus answerable for pigs' fate
African swine fever spreads to Belgium = Endemic virus answerable for pigs' fate
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: IAEA Imagebank
Image: IAEA Imagebank
It's Not Just the President* Who Ought to Be Sweating Today
(Esquire)
Paul Manafort Mike Pence Nomination = A prominent minion. Fate? A lock-up. Amen.
Paul Manafort Mike Pence Nomination = A prominent minion. Fate? A lock-up. Amen.
Anagram: Erin Neathery
Image: Mike Licht
Image: Mike Licht
The 10 Most Valuable Brands in 2018
(Inc.)
|
A List of the Ten Most Valuable Brands in the World This Financial Year 1. Amazon 2. Apple 3. Google 4. The Samsung Group 5. Facebook 6. AT&T (American Telephone & Telegraph) 7. Microsoft 8. Verizon 9. Walmart 10. The Industrial and Commercial Bank of China | = | 1. Online retail trailblazer 2. Computers, phones, tv 3. Internet web, a mega ‘billboard’ 4. Phones, gadgets 5. Think talkathon, fandom, crazy election havoc (hahaha!) 6. Mass media 7. Software 8. Communications 9. Full of popular retail 10. Mortgage, finance |
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Daniel Iverson
Image: Daniel Iverson
Friday, September 14, 2018
The New York Race for Trump to Watch Tonight? Not the Governor's
(Bloomberg)
NY Professor Teachout ~ has to prosecute for NY
NY Professor Teachout ~ has to prosecute for NY
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Digital Media
Image: Digital Media
Thursday, September 13, 2018
Wednesday, September 12, 2018
'God bless us all if this man continues on this path': Puerto Rican mayor rips into Trump's disaster-relief effort amid Hurricane Florence
(Business Insider)
The Puerto Rican mayor says ~ "Oh yes, Trump's a reactionary"
The Puerto Rican mayor says ~ "Oh yes, Trump's a reactionary"
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Ruperto Miller
Image: Ruperto Miller
Monday, September 10, 2018
Clip of Donald Trump failing to pronounce the word 'anonymous' is going viral
(The New Zealand Herald)
The word "anonymous" is a real tongue twister ~ says moron. Ow, he's a twit, ingenue, lout, retard
The word "anonymous" is a real tongue twister ~ says moron. Ow, he's a twit, ingenue, lout, retard
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Was this the moment Richard Branson poached Chris Evans?
(Daily Mail)
Christopher Evans has resigned from BBC Radio Two ~ when broadcaster Virgin poached this former boss
Christopher Evans has resigned from BBC Radio Two ~ when broadcaster Virgin poached this former boss
Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Plaque for "first modern lesbian" to be reworded after complaints
(The Guardian)
"First modern lesbian" = Bid for Ms Anne Lister
"First modern lesbian" = Bid for Ms Anne Lister
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Rictor Norton & David Allen
Image: Rictor Norton & David Allen
Serena Williams unleashes furious rant at umpire as she loses US Open 2018 final to Naomi Osaka
(The Daily Telegraph)
Embed from Getty Images
Embed from Getty Images
| The recent eventful US Open Women's Final 1. Patrick Mouratoglou 2. Carlos Ramos 3. Serena Williams 4. Naomi Osaka | = | Isn't normal 1. A coach makes a mistake 2. A Portuguese umpire frowns on faults 3. Mean, volatile loser 4. Cool winner |
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Monday, September 3, 2018
Sadiq Khan balloon in pictures: London Mayor MOCKED as bikini blimp takes flight
(The Daily Express)
Embed from Getty Images
Sadiq Khan bikini balloon in pictures = Punish ilk in niqab clad Boris on a kite
Embed from Getty Images
Sadiq Khan bikini balloon in pictures = Punish ilk in niqab clad Boris on a kite
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Women ARE best drivers
(The Daily Express)
Women ARE best drivers = Reverse, I'd ban 'em! Worst!
Women ARE best drivers = Reverse, I'd ban 'em! Worst!
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Kris Kesiak
Image: Kris Kesiak
John McCain's Family Gets Donald Trump's "Sympathy"; No Salute For Deceased Senator
(Deadline New York)
The veteran Senator McCain has died prematurely = Ever nasty Trump hated acclaimed hero in earnest
The veteran Senator McCain has died prematurely = Ever nasty Trump hated acclaimed hero in earnest
Anagram: Dr Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Cizauskas
Image: Thomas Cizauskas
A senator's remarkable mother: At 106, Roberta McCain has outlived her son
(The New Zealand Herald)
Roberta McCain = Acerbic matron
Roberta McCain = Acerbic matron
Anagram: Dr Julian Lofts
Image: US Navy Band
Image: US Navy Band
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