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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

As internal revolt continues, Germany's Merkel has a new rival with powerful supporters: Her own spy chief

(National Post)
Plattform "Zukunft der Mobilität" mit BM Scheuer und BK'in Merkel

Angela Merkel has to resign = Germans seek Hitler analog?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: BM für Verkehr und digitale

16-year-old accused of gunning down classmate after bullying 'escalated out of control' makes 1st court appearance.

(ABC News)
Caution: School Crossing

Boy student unfortunately shot dead by a classmate at North Carolina high school after ~ they both had a bullying conflict. Casualty? Snafu! Adamant, rotten shooter arrested. Shoo!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Mike Licht

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Kansas Democrats seek to shed state's "red rectangle" reputation

(ABC News)
Map of the United States with Kansas highlighted

Kansas's red rectangle for the President of the United States of America, Donald Trump... mostly pain
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State's landscaped differently on map... no democrats? Alarming! Seek to further shed its reputation!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Wikimedia Commons

Thousands protest in Rome over city's 'degradation' under populist mayor

(CNN)
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Rome's had enough = Some groaned, huh?
Anagram: Julian Lofts

This 87-year-old man broke his hip and wasn't able to buy Mega Millions tickets. After joining the hospital pool, he won.

(Yahoo!)

Earl Livingston = A silver glint, no?
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

Suit says New Hampshire lawmaker struck porn film maker

(Los Angeles Times)
Film shoot

Frank Sapareto = A fake porn star
Anagram: Allison Kirkpatrick
Image: Kent Wang

Monday, October 29, 2018

Trump to order 800 troops to secure Mexican border

( The Irish Times)
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"I am bringing out the military for this National Emergency," USA President Donald Trump tweeted earlier this week. "They [the migrants] will be stopped!"
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"Guatemalan/Honduran gypsies trying to reach us will be sent home or killed. RIP", inferred inept, dimwitted, rampant bigot testily. I seethe. We hate Mr T.
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Cesar Sayoc, one white supremacist

(CNN)
La camioneta localizada en Florida, que fue alejada de la escena del arresto del sospechoso Cesar Altieri Sayoc, tenía imágenes del presidente Trump y el vicepresidente Mike Pence, así como una pegatina de "CNN Sucks" (CNN apesta),

Cesar Sayoc, one white supremacist = O, nice! He's a screwy Trump associate
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Carponizer 2018 calendar unveiled showing topless women proudly posing with massive fish

(The Sun)

The Carponizer calendar ~ carnalized ornate perch
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Amazon

"Keep your GOB SHUT!" Jo Cox's sister urges MPS to STOP "threatening" language

(The Daily Express)
Loneliness Launch 1

Pushy rebuke to go ~ "Keep your GOB SHUT!"
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Department for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport

Saturday, October 27, 2018

Trump calls Khashoggi killing 'one of the worst cover-ups'

(ABC News)
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"They had a very bad original concept. It was carried out poorly. And the cover-up was one of the worst in the history of cover-ups. It's very simple. Bad deal. Should have never been thought of. Somebody really messed up," says America's President Donald Trump.
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True... but true, also, that the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and his father were involved, though the very crappy POTUS declines to lay blame on those dirty lying cowards. Oh, are you scared, foes? Yes? Very bad spoof, opposed? Deserved! It is over, pal.
Anagram: George Missailidis
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Despite Donald Trump's warnings the weary migrant caravan of hope marches onwards

(The Daily Telegraph)
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Migrant caravan of hope ~ or campaign to far haven
Anagram: Julian Lofts\

Murder of Saudi dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi: A look at the main players and suspects

(The Straits Times)
Mohammed bin Salman's Saudi Arabia: A Deeper Look

Who are the key figures in the consulate murder?
Jamal Khashoggi
Hatice Cengiz
Mohammed bin Salman
Recep Tayyip Erdogan
Salah al-Tubaigy
Nayif Hassan al-Arifi
US President Donald Trump
= SNAFU
Male journalist perished
Fiancee
He's the mighty Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia - he gags men
The Turkish President
A halal pathologist. An enigma.
Likely a bodyguard
A crazy man, a dummy
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: POMED

Dyson electric auto

(NBC News)
business: Dyson takes on Tesla with $1.4 billion battery tech investment https://t.co/ptBq1yXJP9 https://t.co/rUQB2ISnAK

Dyson electric auto = Coy Tesla reduction
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: David Bychkov

Why Kim Schrier left medicine to run for Congress

(ABC News)

Doctor Kim Schrier: smart, brilliant, glorious, eager, sane, loyal. Is running for a seat in the House of Representatives of the US. No money for youth? Charity!
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Her fate: she serves as a familiar, remarkable, honored person in congress. Fictitious? No, true! Hunt for it, girl! You certainly got this! Only morons hate you.
Anagram: George Missailidis

Friday, October 26, 2018

Living in a Van Plastered With Hate, Bombing Suspect Was Filled With Right-Wing Rage

(The New York Times)
La camioneta localizada en Florida, que fue alejada de la escena del arresto del sospechoso Cesar Altieri Sayoc, tenía imágenes del presidente Trump y el vicepresidente Mike Pence, así como una pegatina de "CNN Sucks" (CNN apesta),

US bomber Cesar Sayoc ~ became sour, scary SOB
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Ruperto Miller

'Act now, idiots': There's just 12 years left to stop climate change

(Metro)
Real-time CO2 emissions - high res still from 'CCS: a 2 degree solution' (film)

The UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change = Men call time, announcing "Planet Earth on the verge"
Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Carbon Visuals

Friday, October 19, 2018

At Montana rally, President Trump praises Greg Gianforte for body-slamming reporter

(ABC News)
Trump

Unintelligent, thoughtless US President Donald Trump says, "Any guy that can do body slams, he is my type." A cheering crowd? Foolish, retarded too.
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Loony dunce praises nutty idiot Congressman Greg Gianforte, who physically assaulted! Tells the one-hundredth myth? Pity. Bastard doomed us!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Deadly NY limo crash occurred at accident-prone intersection, local says

(Yahoo!)
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Deadly New York limo crash = So, yah, rowdy car killed men!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

Thursday, October 18, 2018

O'Rourke attacks Cruz, reviving the 'Lyin' Ted' nickname, in testy Texas Senate debate

(ABC News)
Lyin' Ted Cruz - Caricature

USA President Donald Trump calls the senator Ted Cruz, "Lyin' Ted"
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Lad's lazy, upset! Rotten cud! Turd con-artist needs help. Mend liar!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: DonkeyHotey

What's the likelihood of Trump being impeached?

(ABC News)
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Democrats retake the House of Representatives in the upcoming midterm elections of the Information Age twenty-eighteen. Discern racist!
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Gee, remove President Donald Trump from office! He's not honest, is the nuttiest menace. See the irritating, egocentric cretin! So, take him away!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Backbone Campaign

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Deciem founder Brandon Truaxe removed by Canada judge

(BBC)
The Abnormal Beauty Company Deciem Design District Miami

A crime sickened ~ Deciem Skincare
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Phillip Pessar

Donald Trump says 'rogue killers' may have murdered Khashoggi

(The Guardian)
Foreign Leader Visits

US President Trump has imagined a theory that "rogue killers" slaughtered this journalist ~ Jamal Khashoggi. Saudi murderers utter lies, say nothing happened. It sure is rot - tell truth!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: The White House

Trump praises McConnell for Kavanaugh confirmation

(ABC News)
Ryan and McConnell Are Pushing Their Candidate With All Their Might

"There's nobody tougher, there's nobody smarter," says President Donald Trump to a cheering crowd at Richmond rally = That old, greedy, no-good moron, rat, dweeb, retard, and spy hereby praises sorry US Senator Mitch McConnell. Hid truth!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: DonkeyHotey

Trump calls Stormy Daniels 'Horseface' and threatens more legal action

(The Guardian)
Don't Silence Stormy, March For Our Lives, Washington DC

"Horseface" Daniels = She carnalised foe
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Lorie Shaull

Being Melania, the first lady of the United States

(YouTube)
Melania Trump - Caricature

The most private first lady of the United States of America ~ is Melania! She's fit, over forty, attached to defeatist Trump.
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: DonkeyHotey

Screen-time overload

(ABC News)
New technology...

Screen-time overload teaches abuse! Is now linked to poor health in many asinine children in this information age, even for grownups. Think, retards! It is not hard!
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Phones are the main reason why kids retain no intelligence. Not good nor civil for their minds! It has been proven that it causes lots of harm! We, and kids, are in ruin!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Bondesgaarde

Melania Trump says she might be 'the most bullied person'

(The New Zealand Herald)
First Lady Melania Trump's Visit to Africa

Melania Trump says that she might possibly be "the most bullied person in the world" = Huh, analysts blame/resent simpering bimbo who sports silly outdated pith helmet
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: The White House

VIDEO: Danny MacAskill's Home of Trails

(Mountain Biking)

Daniel MacAskill = Skilled, maniacal
Anagram: Jason Lofts\

Thursday, October 11, 2018

Trump 'likes Taylor Swift 25% less' after political post

(BBC)
Taylor Swift - Reputation Tour

The singer Taylor Alison Swift supports the Democrats = And Trump hates the artiste's flowery songs or politics
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Ronald Woan

Alison Harcourt, the grandmother of Australian mathematics

(ABC News)

The beautiful, ground-breaking Australian grandmother, Alison Harcourt. Says, "I've always loved numbers." Met a smile.
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Mathematics (bounds, binomials, areas, values, and formulae) greatly intrigue her. She's very old, but working. A natural!
Anagram: George Missailidis

Stupid Russian spies

(BBC)
QUANTUM of PUTIN ("My name is Bond, Vladimir Bond!")

Stupid Russian spies = insipid USSR tapes us
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Roberto Rizzato

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation isn't democracy. It's a judicial coup

(The Guardian)
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Brett Kavanaugh = A knave, brat, thug
Anagram: Julian Lofts

"Dad, I found a sword"

(BBC)

"Dad, I found a sword" = 'Ow did Sara? Odd fun!
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Quentin Kenihan, disability advocate and actor, dies in Adelaide aged 43

(ABC News)
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Quentin Kenihan: an actor, writer and disability advocate. This towering gentleman is also known as the "little Aussie battler".
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That bloke is so brilliant! A granted gem! Kind, sweet and sincere. With lovely intentions, he was quite an Australian attraction.
Anagram: George Missailidis

Justice Brett

(The Guardian)
Senate Confirms Kavanaugh

Justice Brett = Trite subject
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Susan Melkisethian

Beef Salmonella Outbreak: Here's Which Stores to Worry About

(Yahoo!)
Salmonella Invades a Cultured Human Cell (NASA, International Space Station, 7/28/11)

The beef salmonella outbreak = Uneatable meat or flesh, bloke!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Rocky Mountain Laboratories, NIAID, NIH

Melania Trump Raises Eyebrows in Africa With Another White Hat

(The New York Times)
Melania Trump wears white pith helmet in Africa, Twitter slams the 'colonizer' look

Melania channels Meryl Streep in the dated film "Out of Africa" = Merriment as a fey alien FLOTUS donned a farcical pith helmet
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: The White House

Vladimir Putin Goes Bare-Chested (Again) For 2019 Calendar

(Huffington Post)
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Vladimir Putin goes bare-chested (again) for 2019 calendar = Red dictator revealing familiar enough pecs and abs
Anagram: Jason Lofts

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Presidential Alert Goes to Millions of Cellphones Across the US

(The New York Times)
tRump 2020

The Presidential alert = That inept leader riles
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Cizauskas

Chile abuse priest Fernando Karadima removed by Vatican

(BBC)
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Chile abuse priest Fernando Karadima removed by Vatican = Named Latin American party's behavior abusive, defrocked
Anagram: Jason Lofts