Windsor Davies: It Ain't Half Hot Mum actor dies aged 88

(BBC)

The Welsh actor Windsor Davies = We loved his orders. What antics!

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Man arrested for stealing art from gallery in broad daylight

(ABC News)

So a young, bad thief had stolen art in ~ broad daylight at noon, i.e. he's nuts AF!

Anagram: George Missailidis

Brexit delayed

(CNN)

Brexit delayed = exit deal derby

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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The legendary soul crooner James Ingram = One real singer... End to joy, sure charm, glam.

(Yahoo!)

The legendary soul crooner James Ingram = One real singer... End to joy, sure charm, glam.

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
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Duke University professor removed over 'Speak English' email

(BBC)

‘Speak English’ email = A shlemiel speaking

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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US service member killed in Afghanistan

(ABC News)

US service member killed in Afghanistan = Man rises in dreamlike gift: Heaven's club!

Anagram: George Missailidis

Heroic milkman catches falling baby from fire

(ABC News)

One heroic, Chinese milkman suddenly catches falling baby from fire! = A infant is rescued clean from being killed by chronic flames, eh? Oh my!

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Ky

The 20 Greatest Soccer Players of All Time

(Paste)

A Long List of the Twenty Greatest Soccer Players in the World of All Time 1. Pele (Edson Arantes do Nascimento) 2. Diego Maradona 3. Lionel Messi 4. Johan Cruyff 5. Alfredo Di Stefano 6. Ferenc Puskas 7. Franz Beckenbauer 8. Zinedine Zidane 9. Paolo Maldini 10. Michel Platini 11. Garrincha (Manuel Francisco dos Santos) 12. Gerd Muller 13. Zico (Arthur Antunes Coimbra) 14. Cafu (Marcos Evangelista de Morais) 15. Cristiano Ronaldo 16. Lev Yashin 17. Marco van Basten 18. Bobby Moore 19. George Best 20. Eusebio da Silva Ferreira

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1. Most esteemed scorer from Brazil - so good, so self-effacing too 2. One emotional Argentine dwarf - 'Hand of God' liar, did not atone 3. A wee man - five Ballons d'Or commemorate honoree's mastery 4. Dutch ace - so speedy, flees adversaries 5. S. America or in Spain 6. Hungary 7. 'Der Kaiser' 8. France (Les Bleus) 9. A.C. Milan, Italy 10. France 11. Brazilian 12. Germany 13. Brazilian 14. Brazilian 15. Juventus - too narcissistic 16. Soviet Union 17. Dutch 18. England 19. Belfast, N. Ireland - incomparable alcoholic 20. Portuguese 'Black Panther'

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Neil

27-year-old man, citing virginity and constant rejections, threatened to kill 'as many girls as I see': Police

(Yahoo!)

Christopher Cleary = The psychical error

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Jennifer 8. Lee

The government shutdown cost the US economy at least $6B, a higher price than the border wall

(ABC News)

Stop the US government shutdown! = Trump's event shown to tough ends! = Trump's event got shown? Shout, "End!"

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Charles Edward Miller

Perfect Djokovic destroys Nadal in Australian Open final

(The Citizen)
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The Serbian gave the Spaniard ~ a thrashing. A bepraised event.

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Niagara Falls region freezes as storm system sweeps through North America

(ABC News)

Niagara Falls region freezes as storm system sweeps through North America = Gosh! Amazing, rare sights - crystalline waters are seen from famous spot here!

Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Michael Swan

Devout Christian nurse, 36, arrested for raping a 29-year-old quadriplegic patient when DNA linked him to her baby refuses to enter a plea in first court appearance

(Daily Mail)

This Haitian nurse rapist is caught = A pariah's act. Uh, isn't it sinister? Ugh!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Fábio Cavalcanti Ferreira

19 Powerfully Inspiring Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes

(Inc.)

Stop the lie! A lie shall never ~ live. Learn this to heal, sleep.

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Phil Roeder

Super blood wolf moon: rare total lunar eclipse to grace northern hemisphere skies

(The Guardian)

Total lunar eclipse and supermoon = People laud astronomical stunner

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Trump Touts Border Wall In San Antonio, Which Has No Wall And Isn't On The Border

(Huffington Post)

Trump Touts the Border Wall In San Antonio, which has no walls and isn't on the border
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Don T: So what! Senoras with brown children...lots... turn up in the Alamo and in hotel bars!

Anagram: Dharam
Image: Susan Melkisethian

BuzzFeed: Sources say Trump directed Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about proposed Moscow project

(CNN)

Donald Trump & Michael Cohen = Lord. Do Launch Impeachment.

Anagram: Erin Neathery
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Donald Trump Jr. Compares Immigrants to Zoo Animals

(Democracy Now!)

"Do you know why you can enjoy a day at the zoo? Because walls work." -Donald Trump Jr.
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Wow, apathy! A crazy, uncouth duo (dad, boy) now looked at journeymen as lowly jerks.

Anagram: Adie Pena
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Stranded seals wreak havoc in Canadian town

(BBC)

Seals are in town = No saline waters

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Trump denies he ever worked for Russia

(BBC)

Trump denies Russia link = Man lies ruder? Kiss Putin!

Anagram: George Missailidis
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Donald Trump wants supporters to believe he can relate to middle-class Americans

(The New Zealand Herald)

President Trump says "I can relate" = Pretender cuts payments, is a liar

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Licht

Comatose patient gives birth

(National Public Radio)

Comatose patient gives birth = A rapist, victim begot thee, son

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Fábio Cavalcanti Ferreir

Queen Guitarist (And Astrophysicist) Brian May On His Work With NASA and His New Song About Ultima Thule

(Time)

An "untouched planetesimal" is a "time capsule" for astrophysicists = One is Ultima Thule. Professor May is ecstatic and he's a supplicant!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: NASA

Crisis at the border?

(PBS)

Crisis at the border? ~ The border is racist

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Chris Hunkeler

Can we all be 'social influencers'?

(The New Zealand Herald)

Those vapid ‘social influencers’ write shit and then ~ share their nice, cool, tanned lives with stupid fans

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Salisbury novichok suspects say they were only visiting cathedral

(The Guardian)

Salisbury's famous Anglican Cathedral in Wiltshire = Military agents now fib, all as Russia's church denial

Anagram: George Missailidis & Tony Crafter
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Message from The Anagram Times reporter George Missailidis

(The Anagram Times)

"A belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year of twenty-ninteen to you Anagrammists! :P" -- George Missailidis
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As a wise teenager, I say I'm wishing many anagrams -- possibly for dirty cheater, enemy potentate, Donald Trump!

Anagram: George Missailidis

Bluefin tuna sells for record $4.6 million at Tokyo market, but scarcity clouds celebration

(Washington Post)
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The species of fish called Thunnus orientalis = Chef turns flesh into sushi, i.e. sliced on a plate

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib Began Her First Term by Calling for Trump's Impeachment

(Yahoo!)

Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib = Gosh, DT is abnormal, I can swear!

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
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Federal workers are suing the US government over the shutdown

(ABC News)

The POTUS's Syria troop withdrawal is maybe on "pause"? = I state, "Trump saw his poor blunder? I hope so. Stay away!"

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Tom Woodward

Narcos: Mexico review -- Netflix's druglord saga sticks to its winning formula

(The Guardian)

The series Narcos: Mexico = Cocaine, sex, hits, remorse

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Donald Trump says New Year's Resolutions are "success, prosperity and the health of our country."

(Newsweek)

America's President replies, "Success, prosperity and the health of our country. That's all I want."
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POTUS Donald Trump peers, lists his "New Year's Resolutions"? Fat chance, liar! Pathetic treachery!

Anagram: George Missailidis
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Things to watch out for in 2019? Doom and plenty of gloom

(The Guardian)

Two niños ran, USA detains, then they die = This year is two thousand and nineteen

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Peg Hunter

US fires tear gas into Mexico as migrants attempt to cross border into San Diego

(National Public Radio)

The backlog of desperate asylum seekers is greatly worsening at the border of USA and Meixico? Tie up that Mr ~ D. Trump! He saw no choice but to toss tear gas grenades to exile tired family migrants? Okay sue, help, break free!

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Peg Hunter

Louis CK mocks Parkland survivors in audio of standup routine

(The Guardian)

The US-Mexican comedian Louis CK = I'm hated. An excuse? - I'm sick, uncool

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Dan Nguyen

Trump Admin Tells Govt Workers To "Do Chores For Landlords" To Pay Rent During Shutdown

During the shutdown, the USA's Trump Administration tells all Government workers to "do chores for landlords"
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Sir, give the cold shoulder to those imprudent wankers! Not smart to fund "Mr Liar" Donald's "strong" southern wall

Anagram: George Missailidis

Remember: Christ was a Palestinian refugee

(Al Jazeera)

I whisper an essential fact, argue ~ Christ was a Palestinian refugee

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Fr Lawrence Lew, O.P.

Colin O'Brady completes historic Antarctic crossing, 70 miles ahead of rival

(Mercury News)

Antarctic's so icy. Bold ~ Colin O'Brady's tactics

Anagram: Julian Lofts

No meeting scheduled to end shutdown before new year

(ABC News)

Before new year, twenty-nineteen: no meeting scheduled to end partial government shutdown!
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November, twenty-eighteen: Gee, rude Don Trump conned anew, needs an intense thirty-foot wall!

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Mike Licht

Venice to charge entry fee

(ANSA)

Venice's entry toll = So intently clever

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Gilad Rom

Girl named 'most beautiful in the world' at six has won the title AGAIN aged 17

(The Daily Mirror)
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Ms Thylane Blondeau = Mute, shy bella donna

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Trump administration border chief says US needs 'to invest in Central America'

(ABC News)

These two innocent Guatemalan migrant children, one boy and one girl, do not live in CBP (Custom and Border Protection) custody?
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Then blame Trump Administration due to bad, wrong, rotten, negligent, obstructive policies on each day. No concord, only conned!

Anagram: George Missailidis