Robot that can cook a paella is causing quite a stir in Spain

(The Guardian)

Robot that can cook paella is causing quite a stir in Spain
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Alas purists balk at Enrique attaching AI to iconic spoon

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Ted Cruz won't break ties with an extreme nativist group? Shocker.

(Washington Post)

Ted Cruz won't break ties with an extreme nativist group? Shocker.
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Cruz is akin Trump, who's the worst degenerate toxic bitter knave!

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Turkmenistan observes new holiday honoring the Alabay dog

(ABC News)

Turkmenistan observes new holiday honoring the Alabay dog
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Guys, why not nominate a beloved gherkin or radish as notable?

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Liberal MP issues apology after appearing naked in virtual House of Commons

(Global News)

Canadian Liberal MP issues apology after appearing naked in virtual House of Commons
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‘An honest mistake’ by a poor unclad naif prig? A repulsive image of nude rapscallion Amos!

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UK Sorry for 'Pervasive Racism' Over Commemoration of Black and Asian War Dead

(US News & World Report)

UK sorry for pervasive racism
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Favor over supremacy irks sir!

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Prince Philip death: Vanuatu tribes hold ceremony to remember their ‘god’

(Stuff.co.nz)
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Prince Philip death: Vanuatu tribes hold ceremony to remember their ‘god’
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Him big theocrat. Humbled Tanna territory people mourn. He is decreed VIP

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Derek Chauvin guilty of all counts

(ESPN)

Derek Chauvin guilty of all counts
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get a hunk of custody, cruel villain

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Charles Geschke, Adobe Systems co-founder, dies

(Los Altos Town Crier)
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Charles Geschke, Adobe Systems co-founder, dies
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Such class act seeks his redeemer. Fond Goodbye.

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Covid death toll surpasses 3 million

(Otago Daily Times)

Covid death toll surpasses three million
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Hospitals couldn’t save more - hell, it’s dire!

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Woman left boys in car, one found gun, shot and killed older boy

(WVLT)

Woman left boys in car, one found gun, shot and killed older boy
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Death note: moronic lady fails boys; known gun fool blundered

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A vaccine study in college students will help determine when it's safe to take masks off

(Washington Post)

A vaccine study in college students will help determine when it's safe to take masks off
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Fantastic first step to safely meet on time, kiss on cheeks, hug, cuddle, and live well anew!

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‘I just shot him’: Police say Daunte Wright shooting ‘accidental’

(Al Jazeera)

Minneapolis man Daunte Wright shot
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Ow! Implies handgun not Taser hit man

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China shame on you!! Stop supporting the military coup...Get out of Myanmar

Oh picture Myanmar population shot in putsch. Yes, I go ~ China shame on you!! Stop supporting the military coup

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NASA is preparing to fly the Ingenuity helicopter on Mars, in an otherworldly Wright brothers moment

(Washington Post)

NASA is preparing to fly the Ingenuity helicopter on Mars, in an otherworldly Wright brothers moment
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Oh! and Wow! Mighty tiny chopper honestly mirrors supernormal brilliant state-of-the-art engineering!

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Giorgos Karaivaz: Veteran crime journalist shot dead in Greece

(BBC)
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Veteran crime journalist shot dead in Greece
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Can justice avenge terrorism death or end lie?
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Indeed, can justice avenge terrorism loather?

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Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh, dead

(CNN)

Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh, dead
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Bad Greek pip nullified. Odd, huh?

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Gaetz associate to strike plea deal

(CNN)

Gaetz associate to strike plea deal ~ take greasiest Capitol sleaze toad

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Trump pays tribute to Prince Philip calling his death ‘irreplaceable loss’ for ‘all who hold our civilization dear’

(The Independent)

Donald Trump said Prince Philip "defined British dignity and grace. He personified the quiet reserve, stern fortitude and unbending integrity of the United Kingdom... As we grieve his loss, we celebrate his memory and rededicate ourselves to the values to which he devoted his extraordinary life. He will be greatly missed"
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Uh, one fine, remarkable tribute indeed, to His Highness, devised by speechwriter of very idiotic, illiterate, wet, defeated POTUS. Monied heir, insincere, viperish Quisling excelled at tergiversation and worshipped sovereignty. Dumb, grandstanding, illiterate, dunderhead thought he was descended from royalty himself!

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Homesick and unable to afford the airfare, Brian Robson embarked on a crate escape to Wales. Now he’s looking for the two Irish men who nailed it shut

(The Guardian)

Homesick and unable to afford the airfare, Brian Robson embarked on a crate escape to Wales. Now he’s looking for the two Irish men who nailed it shut
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I think, after encasing a poor Welsh kid, how he had no room, was unable to hibernate and was fortunate not to be sick from diarrhea or become lifeless

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Corporate America isn't welcoming former Trump Cabinet officials with open arms, headhunters say

(Washington Post)

Corporate America isn't welcoming former Trump Cabinet officials with open arms, headhunters say
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Hmm? Reappearance scare! Concern being if affiliated to the worst immoral raw POTUS scum in history!

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Anthony Hopkins’ 20 best film performances – ranked!

(The Guardian)

Anthony Hopkins’ 20 best film performances – ranked! 1. The Father 2. The Silence of the Lambs 3. The Remains of the Day 4. Titus 5. The Elephant Man 6. The Two Popes 7. Shadowlands 8. Surviving Picasso 9. Magic 10. The World’s Fastest Indian 11. The Edge 12. Fracture 13. The Mask of Zorro 14. 84 Charing Cross Road 15. Amistad 16. The Road to Wellville 17. Howard’s End 18. When Eight Bells Toll 19. Bram Stoker’s Dracula 20. Thor

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What a handsome thesp, he has fame 1. He has dementia 2. That sociopath Hannibal Lecter 3. Steadfast Mr. Stevens 4. Roman 5. Treves 6. Benedict 7. CS Lewis 8. The artist 9. Corky with that fresh Fats 10. Burt Munro 11. Charles Morse 12. Ted Crawford kills spouse 13. Don Diego (old Zorro) 14. Frank P. Doel 15. Abolitionist Adams 16. Full of health Mr Kellogg 17. Widower Henry - phpht! 18. Secret agent 19. Van Helsing 20. Odin

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Trump Campaign Used Tricks to Get Donors to Give More Money Than They Intended

(Slate.com)

Trump Campaign Used Tricks to Get Donors to Give More Money Than They Intended
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*NO* to so depravity-demented, scheming, mean, unhinged ratty egotist, crook Trump!

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Hunter Biden says he ‘smoked more parmesan cheese than anyone you know’ in depths of crack addiction

(The Independent)
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Hunter Biden says he ‘smoked more parmesan cheese than anyone you know’ in depths of crack addiction
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No hero, hey, but Trump downs Diet Coke and pecarino, doyenne Kim N. Kardashian, she chose fame ‘n ecstasy

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First Lady Jill Biden's 'fishnet' stockings kick off online controversy

(The New Zealand Herald)

Joking aside, stylists blench, flirts find ~ First Lady Jill Biden's 'fishnet' stockings

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'Angriest octopus' lashes out at man on Australia beach

(Reuters)

Angry octopus lashes out at man on Australia beach
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Humans that can brutalise our seacoast? An apology?!?

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Europe’s third wave: ‘It’s spreading fast and it’s spreading everywhere’

(Yahoo!)

Europe’s third wave
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How virus repeated
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We adopt virus here
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Preview our deaths

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"Happy Easter to radical left crazies": Donald Trump issues bizarre message

(The New Zealand Herald)

Trump says “Happy Easter to ALL, including the Radical Left CRAZIES who rigged our Presidential Election, and want to destroy our Country”
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You desperate pathological liar, ludicrous twitterer, crazed psychopath, terrorist and cunning egotist - you dwell in mere fantasyland

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Birthday greetings from Norway!

It's time for celebrations, and to wish you a very happy, ~ festive cosy birthday party Anu! Also in trim! Whoopee!

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Rep. Matt Gaetz Under Investigation for Alleged Sexual Relationship With Underage Girl

(The Wall Street Journal)

Lawyer and Republican Matthew Gaetz is Under Investigation for Alleged Sexual Relationship With Underage Girl
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A sex crazed, gunslinging, ultra-virile paedophile wails, is guilty and regretful, aware that he won’t be renominated

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Uranus Smells and Squirts X-Rays

(Weatherboy)

X-rays have been detected coming from Uranus
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Maybe even infrared turds, gas come next. Ouch!

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Watergate burglar G Gordon Liddy dies

(Washington Post)

Watergate burglar G Gordon Liddy dies ~ guilty brigand goes to gladder reward

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'Healing' crystals are having a pandemic moment. But science says they're just pretty stones

(Washington Post)

'Healing' crystals are having a pandemic moment. But science says they're just pretty stones
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Heavens! Many smart types jointly step, then assert occult's eerie magic cures anything bad!

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